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C CaMel Vote score: 5105C CaMel

"Nan's finally got a mobile."

14/03/20 13:58:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30967Tony Edwards

"I think Gran wants her butt plug changing."

14/03/20 12:06:15

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She looks bummed. --Guy Random
John  Glover Vote score: 20114John Glover

Gran was rubbish at hide and seek.

14/03/20 13:44:33

 1
She's rubbish period. --Scrijjy Doo
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7855Stephen Bean

"Nan's crèched out again."

14/03/20 12:00:10

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1146Karen Oakenfull

They found her granddaughter down at the community centre playing bingo.

14/03/20 20:21:26

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 604Generic RedHead

Gran-child

14/03/20 15:54:08

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6632The Wolf

"Nan, you have to stop this, it won't make him come back. Grandad left you for the younger woman NOT because of the way she acts. It's because her nipples are above her belly button and her vagina doesn't look like a hanging basket".....I don't know, nothing I say seems to cheer her up

14/03/20 13:39:56

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7981Dave Bryan

''Kids grow up so fast these days.''

14/03/20 12:37:35

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7981Dave Bryan

''There's been a big increase in cot deaths recently, so we thought it was worth a try.''

14/03/20 12:12:34

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14346Dan Nicholls

Nan doze.

Nod to 12.02.37

14/03/20 12:18:40

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30967Tony Edwards

"It's the only way we can pacifier."

14/03/20 12:12:42

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8932Mr Dome

In cot, an aunt

14/03/20 12:10:30

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10168Neil Mackenzie

She lost the baby forty years ago. It didn’t die, Social Services took it away.

14/03/20 12:06:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7855Stephen Bean

"Her butt plug at the ready, Mavis waited with some trepidation for her husband Norman to carry out another of his elaborate fantasies."

14/03/20 12:01:36

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 710Mark Wilson

Some of the staff at Mothercare have taken redundancy harder than others.

14/03/20 13:41:38

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21538Ian Skelding

Cow & gate

14/03/20 13:21:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30967Tony Edwards

The formula for a good nights sleep.

14/03/20 12:33:53

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14346Dan Nicholls

We just cant risk taking Nan to Mothercare any more. Not since...the incident.

14/03/20 12:20:54

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14346Dan Nicholls

Tonight, the case of Daisy Williams, who was spiked on her hen do and woke up 38 years later.

14/03/20 12:19:49

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6270Glyn Evans

The trap is set. Now to wait for the paedophile's approach...

14/03/20 12:05:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7855Stephen Bean

The elderly are most at risk from the cot owner virus.

14/03/20 12:00:38

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 232alexandra ball

Nanny state

14/03/20 22:21:45

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5242Vivvy En

She sleeps like a baby

14/03/20 17:11:37

 
Emma Richardson Emma Richardson

MTV’s new show: Granny’s Cribs

14/03/20 16:25:07

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 434Charles Gilbert

That's not what I meant when I asked you if you wanted to play crib.

14/03/20 15:29:43

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2925Crunchy Chords

Grandparenting for Dummies

14/03/20 15:20:51

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1010Rachel P

Biddy-byes

14/03/20 14:43:51

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1897Scrijjy Doo

The Secret Service came up with this creative solution.

14/03/20 13:44:05

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1897Scrijjy Doo

That's one ugly baby.

14/03/20 13:42:01

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20114John Glover

"We registered as a nursery to qualify for better government grants."

14/03/20 13:39:45

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21538Ian Skelding

A high rusk person.

14/03/20 13:19:55

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10854Vanessa the Guesser

She needs to be given a wide birth.

14/03/20 12:57:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7981Dave Bryan

Grey Nursery

14/03/20 12:39:53

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8932Mr Dome

Granny's gone ga-ga

14/03/20 12:12:29

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 710Mark Wilson

"I've been expecting you Mr Bond"

14/03/20 12:11:21

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6344Hercules Rockefeller

Louise was always up for a rousing bout of cribbage.

14/03/20 12:06:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7981Dave Bryan

Second childhood

14/03/20 12:05:47

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17102Troompa Loompa

Rumours emerging of Les Dawson's reincarnation.

14/03/20 12:03:13

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22803Michael Winner

Nandon'ts.

14/03/20 12:02:37

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22803Michael Winner

"Do you have an extra room that you can rent out to a prisoner?"

14/03/20 12:01:43

 
Guy Random Vote score: 325Guy Random

The sequel to Benjamin Button looks rubbish.

14/03/20 12:00:58

 
Molly R Vote score: 1499Molly R

With the spread of Covid-19, hospitals are struggling to provide enough beds for elderly patients.

14/03/20 12:00:07

 
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