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Stephen Bean Vote score: 6063Stephen Bean

"That's not the sort of child support I'm after Dave."

02/01/20 20:00:10

 
Mark England Vote score: 15722Mark England

"God of Ra. Please accept our offering and may we yield a full and bountiful harvest this coming summer.."

02/01/20 20:35:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4847C CaMel

‘Dad raised me single handedly.’

02/01/20 23:48:51

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38447Welsh Rarebit

Thank God Dave was there that day to catch Daisy. People shouldn't be allowed to take babies on rollercoasters.

02/01/20 20:00:17

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 346Jack Joyce

My dad's a tosser

02/01/20 20:01:11

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5932Greg Curtis

"Damn, those storks are bloody accurate."

02/01/20 20:34:44

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5428The Wolf

“Steve, I know we’re skint, but can’t you just buy a tennis racket?”

02/01/20 20:00:14

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 331Gavin Smithers

Eddie Jones says lineout practice should never stop.

02/01/20 22:17:16

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 145Madeline Charlton

"Hmm ... would now be a good time to tell him I hadn't had time to fasten her nappy ?"

02/01/20 20:52:45

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10017Vanessa the Guesser

Orville & Dean

02/01/20 20:41:37

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6741Dave Bryan

Foster's parent

02/01/20 20:22:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5428The Wolf

"I told you antenatal classes were important..."

02/01/20 20:09:18

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10017Vanessa the Guesser

German toddlers are trained at an early age to spot vacant sunbeds.

02/01/20 20:02:22

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5428The Wolf

That's the last time I'm feeding my toddler an adult male...

02/01/20 20:01:38

 
Rachel P Vote score: 319Rachel P

By the Power of Playskull

02/01/20 20:01:27

 
Rachel P Vote score: 319Rachel P

Child support

02/01/20 20:00:21

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8326Mr Dome

Mind the f*cking rotors!!!

03/01/20 0:22:18

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 905Willie Johnson

It was a boy before he lifted her up.

02/01/20 21:56:43

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13850Dan Nicholls

That's it darling, reach Daddy's kite, there it is on the pylon.

02/01/20 21:56:13

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1566Scrijjy Doo

#MeToo

02/01/20 21:55:31

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22468Michael Winner

End this cruel Child Volleyball.

02/01/20 21:32:12

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8326Mr Dome

I do care Dave, but unlike me you just can't juggle three kids

02/01/20 21:20:07

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8326Mr Dome

Yes daddy I can just see Stormzy on the headline stage. He's bastard well brilliant

02/01/20 21:17:03

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4901Vivvy En

♪ Lucy in the sky with diaper on ♪

02/01/20 21:03:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30476Tony Edwards

"Why does he have to make such a performance of changing her nappy?"

02/01/20 21:00:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21174Ian Skelding

Kat as trophy

02/01/20 20:06:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6063Stephen Bean

What are you doing darling?

I'm preparing her for high school.

02/01/20 20:04:35

 
Dot Old Vote score: 769Dot Old

"That's very clever Daddy but I just pooed my nappy."

02/01/20 20:00:20

 
larry G. Vote score: 1415larry G.

“Whoa, dad, your hands are cold.”

03/01/20 19:01:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9719Neil Mackenzie

Huggies Hold Ups were never as popular as their Pull Ups.

03/01/20 8:17:00

 
Dev B Vote score: 458Dev B

"What do you mean I am not a good father! I raised Molly single-handedly"

03/01/20 6:14:27

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19786John Glover

Bob Crotchet

03/01/20 2:07:39

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1566Scrijjy Doo

Just like holding a six-pack.

03/01/20 1:29:02

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 144Mark Wilson

... It's the circle of life ...

03/01/20 0:05:26

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4847C CaMel

Family tree

02/01/20 23:46:45

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

🎶 Nants ingonyama...🎶

02/01/20 22:51:52

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1566Scrijjy Doo

Thanks Trump.

02/01/20 22:00:41

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30476Tony Edwards

Carababe Cup

02/01/20 20:51:43

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Trump and Baby Ivanka.

02/01/20 20:46:00

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7818Chris Keegan

Don't you just love the aftermath of childbirth when he comes out with I had a hand in it...

02/01/20 20:16:31

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7818Chris Keegan

Samantha was late for nursery, she was held up.

02/01/20 20:12:47

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11254 Smuldo

"Son, can you see my left thumb anywhere?..."

02/01/20 20:12:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30476Tony Edwards

Bringing up a child is a delicate balancing act.

02/01/20 20:12:08

 
Rachel P Vote score: 319Rachel P

Accelerated swim class

02/01/20 20:10:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7818Chris Keegan

Pete's still clearly waiting for the son to come out.

02/01/20 20:04:01

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7818Chris Keegan

Tom and Amy are thinking about having a child so they hired one for the day.

02/01/20 20:02:44

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6108Hercules Rockefeller

Raising a child can be a joy at times.

02/01/20 20:02:26

 
Molly R Vote score: 1344Molly R

The best way to deal with a kiddie-fiddler who is groping you inappropriately, baby, is to pee on him, and then throw up.

02/01/20 20:01:44

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6741Dave Bryan

''Be careful! You nearly knocked the can out of my hand.''

02/01/20 20:00:48

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11254 Smuldo

Tot Putt Champion.

02/01/20 20:00:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6063Stephen Bean

Land of the Rising Son

02/01/20 20:00:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38447Welsh Rarebit

Penny's from heaven

02/01/20 20:00:26

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38447Welsh Rarebit

I didn't know that storks delivered babies after their due date and already dressed!

02/01/20 20:00:07

 
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