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Boris Johnson's latest love child is a bit of a surprise.
28/04/14 11:00:07
"I know the feeling, mate...small portion, big bill."
26/04/14 19:00:49
Ben sailed through his driving test.
21/04/14 7:15:45
"Cut!"
14/04/14 19:05:09
"Who are you calling a Cox sucker?"
07/04/14 7:30:42
Speaking in a whisper. "Now that's a rare site, dung beetles don't often play with their food."
05/04/14 10:30:23
"We shall Sprite them on the beaches..."
25/03/14 21:43:45
Emptying the skip.
25/03/14 13:01:45
Dunk and Disorderly.
24/03/14 12:01:36
"Quick, get your kit off, the coaster's clear!"
19/03/14 9:02:59
Spraywatch
12/03/14 8:00:19
Their relationship was off to a Rocky start.
10/03/14 20:02:37
"Looks like she hopped onto the ferry."
06/03/14 20:05:13
He gnaws his onions
01/03/14 12:00:05
The Mad Hatter goes Gaga.
27/02/14 21:30:42
Is what happens when you starve a telly tubby for 3 hours.
26/02/14 8:30:23
Indognito.
23/02/14 20:06:03
You cannot wear real fur without loss of face.
20/02/14 11:29:50
That awkward moment when you spot your blind date.
19/02/14 21:45:05
with no end in sight to recent flooding, the government suggests farmers find new ways to round up their sheep
16/02/14 20:00:25
Black Eyed Peace.
15/02/14 12:14:11
David Attenborough: "There is evidence that these previously shy creatures are getting boulder."
04/02/14 8:52:53
David Icke's lizard prophecy may have some credibility afterall.
01/02/14 12:21:29
"Fucking Hell Heston, I just wanted a coke!"
01/02/14 9:06:52
Paula Radcliffe's children are a bit more discreet than their mother when it comes to their runs.
30/01/14 12:09:47
Mary liked staying at the Static Caravan park
20/01/14 9:03:18
The injurebread man
18/01/14 20:07:13
"I can't have any chocolate, I've given it up for Lindt."
15/01/14 8:37:09
It's so cold up on the moors that even the sheep wear balaclavas
06/01/14 20:15:42
When dinosaurs chromed the Earth.
03/01/14 20:22:39
Chubby Checker
25/12/13 20:02:05
The bedroom always brought back memories of night mares.
06/12/13 8:02:23
LAPDog
05/12/13 20:00:37
"I told you I was il."
01/12/13 12:23:01
"You missed her with the discus, now try the javelin."
29/11/13 20:32:41
I would make them an offer on this property but it has too many stares
27/11/13 12:04:57
"You spoil that bloody cat"
26/11/13 20:03:01
Derek was waiting for his wife to finish shopping....
25/11/13 17:08:42
Whore d'Oeuvres
21/11/13 20:00:12
An old folks-wagon.
18/11/13 9:09:24
Denzil's haemorrhoid problem was the worst ever seen on 'Embarrassing Bodies'
01/11/13 8:00:14
Max Bygraves
30/10/13 12:06:23
"Now lads, the four of us will be quite safe, if we all keep a sharp eye out for that crafty bastard of a fox."
27/10/13 20:46:02
What clown left that here?
25/10/13 15:45:33
"No love, I said could you get a DULUX colour chart"
21/10/13 8:21:40
"I'm not a racist .....i actually keep in touch with my coloured mates online."
21/10/13 7:00:30
"Anyone seen my other oven glove?"
14/10/13 19:25:53
This is why you should never open the door of a school staff room.
13/10/13 11:01:49
Farmer:- How many times have I told you not to chew your Pen.
03/10/13 8:43:41
Muscle Sprouts
30/09/13 7:15:50
Burlesconi's shadow cabinet
26/09/13 19:20:47
Lager and Slime.
23/09/13 19:00:06
Ghost train.
17/09/13 11:12:49
B.M.I. Friday's
16/09/13 9:20:10
Does my bomb look big in this
04/09/13 12:08:38
Oil barren
01/09/13 19:10:21
It's time to put on Cassocks.It's time to praise the light. It's time to meet the Puppets on the Pulpit Show tonight.
28/08/13 19:40:03
Swig of the dump
26/08/13 11:15:29
Cabinet reshuffle
22/08/13 19:01:48
"I'm leaving this dump right now!"
18/08/13 7:00:08
He is in a World of his own
16/08/13 7:51:55
Autocorrect can get really annoying
15/08/13 19:30:32
I said get her a Jigsaw
14/08/13 11:52:26
06/08/13 20:27:39
""¦and stay out!"
06/08/13 11:00:21
05/08/13 19:00:10
" Where's the knob that turns the water off? "" He's on his lunch break love "
31/07/13 8:46:20
"Sorry, but I've changed my mind, I'm not cut out for marriage."
26/07/13 7:00:09
Solar Bear.
24/07/13 7:00:08
Norsery school
23/07/13 11:00:13
The Government announce new disability benefit test. If you can get out alive you were not sufficiently disabled to qualify. If you die however, it is accepted you were disabled.
13/07/13 19:31:12
Treewheeler.
06/07/13 7:01:25
With his hands thrust deep in his pockets, Alan came quietly.
20/06/13 13:57:05
Sometimes, it's not easy being a serial killer.
18/06/13 11:00:16
Necra-feelya.
13/06/13 19:09:35
Skyscrapurr.
04/06/13 19:11:49
The Crate Escape.
01/06/13 19:02:34
"I wish I was a Springer Spaniel"
31/05/13 11:14:32
Apparently it gets 6 inches bigger in Summer.
27/05/13 19:13:58
Ray Reardon was really attached to his snooker cue.
26/05/13 11:00:08
#tag
24/05/13 19:06:03
I can't believe it's that nutter.
15/05/13 13:35:25
"Police planted weed in car" claimsdriver following high speed chase
14/05/13 19:05:16
Jimmy decided to have a go at the Pole Volt.
05/05/13 11:53:49
Luckily, Barry is a chef.
04/05/13 19:55:36
Out of Action Man
29/04/13 19:14:29
Warning- vuvuzela thieves operate in this area.
28/04/13 11:00:51
Arse-tit-ulated lorry.
26/04/13 11:23:59
Post Notel Depression.
24/04/13 7:19:57
The March Hair.
20/04/13 11:38:46
Meet the flockers
16/04/13 12:10:45
Forest Gimp.
06/04/13 11:09:02
Steve had become the hare to a small fortune.
05/04/13 19:10:55
Don't ink and drive.
04/04/13 7:00:27
Mercedes Penz.
04/04/13 7:00:10
Badly Drawn Boys
03/04/13 19:00:07
Flares Rock.
26/03/13 21:15:07
Alley Barber
22/03/13 9:15:50
Bogpuss.
19/03/13 20:00:11
Joe was going for the gland speed record.
14/03/13 20:00:59
creative 
