Does my bomb look big in this

04/09/13 13:08:38

He couldn't recall where the milk was. The technical term is Milk of amnesia

07/04/14 12:39:05

Royal protection officer told to try to blend in a little better during royal vacations.

28/02/14 8:44:09

The box from ikea clearly showed a wine rack, but rick decided to ignore the instructions

27/01/14 12:04:37

Mutiny honda bounty

17/06/14 12:20:44

It's not a real Honda, its a pirate copy

17/06/14 16:19:45

In typical Newcastle fashion the girls celebrated their £5 lottery win, and still had change for a bus home.

01/04/14 12:55:12

Snuffles was the most popular dog they'd ever had at the convent

28/03/14 12:38:46

Where are the pedals ? No matter, I have no feet.

26/03/14 12:34:35

His best trick was getting a piano out of a guitar case

16/09/13 12:05:08

The old woman who lived in a shoe, gave the game away spending her lottery millions on a new pad

19/11/13 13:21:17

The Yorkshire 20 were holding up well under police questioning about what happened that fateful night when Golly went missing.

20/08/14 13:56:02

creative

Another rejection from the dog passport authorities as an inappropriate photo

28/03/14 12:36:03

creative

Being so flamboyant allowed Gerald to shoplift up to 4 rolls of toilet paper at a time.

27/02/14 20:12:19

The Dali Lama comes fourth in a Dali Lama look alike contest.

03/02/14 12:37:51

Damn it, I've written the cords on the wrong arm.

18/11/13 12:05:06

I see sir dresses to the left.

29/04/14 9:19:18

Swapping his wheelchair for these two was the best thing he'd done in years

06/10/08 11:24:49

If poundland ran the commonwealth games

04/08/14 14:22:29

Mariaha Carey's butt scratcher was always on hand.

29/11/13 12:03:11

Gerald was absolutly livid at being removed from the jungle. Mel Smith is being questioned by the rspca

22/01/13 12:11:07

This is not what everyone thought when Charles said he was putting together his bucket list.

04/08/14 16:30:57

At the paternity hearings on the Jeremy Kyle show, Ken was nervously pacing back stage.

09/04/14 12:02:42

Steptoe and sunni

24/03/14 10:13:15

If aldi sold wifi broadband

27/01/14 12:03:12

Benny Hill. Where are you when we need you ?

28/11/13 12:55:22

Yet again the passport office had to reject an inappropriate photograph

15/11/13 12:08:19

Parma Sam

31/10/13 12:22:33

Andrew Sachs and Judy Dench had never really hit it off

01/06/11 13:39:23

As soon as Earth and Fire showed up they would be ready for the 70's disco party.

05/07/10 11:25:48

The tree doctor will see you now

27/04/10 17:53:03

The School run in Wales was always one to watch out for.

16/09/09 15:41:14

Mothercares space program has been crtitised for being underfunded.

24/09/08 12:22:10

Britains largest stamp hits the post office

10/04/14 11:05:56

Charlies angels franchise reaches new low

01/04/14 12:11:16

All Frank knew, was that was one hell of a stag night.

28/02/14 12:24:18

This cunnilingus sign, is sure catching on.

03/12/13 8:00:44

Wearing coat hangers in her shoes set her apart from the others

28/11/13 12:01:14

Robbo Cop

21/11/13 12:37:52

Worlds smallest least equipped bagpipe band.

21/11/13 12:17:32

Strictly come dancing was just getting sillier each week.

17/11/13 12:18:04

Worst limbo dancer ever

27/09/13 12:02:23

Get your big issue, can be claimed back on mps expenses. get your big issue

25/03/10 10:06:08

Teenagers bedroom door eventually gives way

21/10/09 12:47:13

Frank began to worry that the souvenir he took from the eiffel tower might be important.

18/09/09 12:02:56

Thats the last time I chew the end of my pen.

09/09/08 11:05:31

24 hour sprouting palm trees destroy marble tiling

02/07/07 14:29:07