Alley Barber

22/03/13 9:15:50

"You have lice in head."
"Yes, I've just been to a wedding."

22/03/13 8:51:49

Street theatre goes beyond the fringe.

22/03/13 9:01:48

Sum fling for the weak end Sir?

22/03/13 8:31:04

"What you doing?"
"You asked for a number one sir"
" I know i did but i was ordering a pancake roll"

22/03/13 8:51:30

The Last Chan's Salon.

22/03/13 8:00:12

"Please, I'm in a hully, chop, chop..."

22/03/13 8:01:30

So you want a Teddy boy style with a Duck sauce at the back

22/03/13 9:26:43

Short, back and outsides.

22/03/13 9:02:27

Mr Li decides to triad a new hairstyle.

22/03/13 8:42:32

China's Prime Minister went to great lengths to hide his election.

22/03/13 8:53:09

Why do prices go up and down?
Fluctuation
...and the same to you

22/03/13 8:00:51

"I said I wanted my hair cut like George Clooney! He doesn't have his hair cut like this!"

"He would do if he came here."


(old joke)

22/03/13 14:28:13

"Did you see the Executions last night Sir?"

22/03/13 9:41:08

Days later Drogba announced his move to Galatasaray citing a 'bad haircut' as his main motive for breaching his contract.

22/03/13 8:12:12