"Aw, crap- it's August, I must have overslept."

24/07/13 7:36:26

Solar Bear.

24/07/13 7:00:08

I wonder if I lie here all day, will I go Brown?

24/07/13 7:21:56

Male bears... female bears... I'll have them all - I'm bi-polar.

24/07/13 7:05:32

Polar ice naps.

24/07/13 7:00:38

"I could get used to this climate change malarkey"

24/07/13 8:29:34

Poser Bear.

24/07/13 7:48:59

Getting a tan was a Bear necessity.

24/07/13 7:07:22

The North Pole 2040.

24/07/13 7:38:11

Later on his way home he'd stop by Sainsbury's to pick up a penguin.

24/07/13 7:32:24

Paddington Stationary

24/07/13 7:05:25

"Don't lie in that wet grass. You'll get polar-oids."

24/07/13 7:45:12

Go on rub my tummy...I dare you!

24/07/13 9:53:28

In his heat even Billy the Brown bear had to slap on the factor 50

24/07/13 8:28:49

The UK immigration laws really are too relaxed.

24/07/13 7:49:01

"What Ozzzzzzzone Layer?"

24/07/13 7:03:34