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Mark England Vote score: 15654Mark England

"Fucking Hell Heston, I just wanted a coke!"

01/02/14 9:06:52

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Your cocktails are ready, Mr. Molotov."

01/02/14 8:25:22

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The barman, a black Russian, hadn't the foggiest idea how to mix cocktails.

01/02/14 8:19:42

 
Mark England Vote score: 15654Mark England

Hydrogin

01/02/14 9:48:49

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22368Michael Winner

"…and go easy on the dry ice."

01/02/14 8:00:25

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11226Smuldo

"So, Whats your Poison?"

01/02/14 11:37:59

 
Isla gray Vote score: 306Isla gray

''Here you go Mr Litvinenko..............enjoy''

01/02/14 9:20:35

 
Isla gray Vote score: 306Isla gray

''I'm going to be steaming after this''

01/02/14 9:13:06

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5159Paul Reeve

After mixing the sperm and the eggs together Steve produced his first BabySham.

01/02/14 8:30:25

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19952John Llamas

"..right then that's two Cranberry and Hydrogen, one Titanium smoothie and what else was it?"

01/02/14 8:19:21

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Victoria's favourite beer cocktail...
'Potion Becks'

01/02/14 8:06:43

 
Annalise Samuel lapira Vote score: 336Annalise Samuel lapira

Bomb-ay Gin

01/02/14 15:33:34

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21025Ian Skelding

"Don't you think you're trying too hard to be a bad boy Justin?"

01/02/14 9:40:13

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

One of these and you'll be able to write vote winning captions all day.....

Who's first?

01/02/14 9:37:10

 
Annalise Samuel lapira Vote score: 336Annalise Samuel lapira

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

01/02/14 9:31:42

 
Oli Blackwell Vote score: 834Oli Blackwell

Cocktails from the crypt keeper.

01/02/14 9:06:31

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

" There's someone here to see you Dr Jekyll "

" I'll be down in a minute, I'm just changing "

01/02/14 8:05:09

 
Ben Samuel Vote score: 1434Ben Samuel

This drink tastes like pea soup!!

01/02/14 9:41:56

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4764Chris Halliwell

Heston Blumenthal turns his attention to the art of cocktail making.

01/02/14 9:32:22

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Jean Genie loved to let herself go.

01/02/14 9:18:02

 
Isla gray Vote score: 306Isla gray

At the Irish bar called Paddy and Mix, the cock tales were always a joke.

01/02/14 9:11:45

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19952John Llamas

"Welcome to Heston's Bar"

01/02/14 9:06:37

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

"Tonight, on Russia Today - Vladimir Putin firmly denies rumours of missing polonium... Meanwhile, we visit the only gay bar in Sochi..."

01/02/14 9:01:02

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"If you want some food with your drinks, there's a smog-asbord behind you."

01/02/14 8:33:27

 
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