Is what happens when you starve a telly tubby for 3 hours.

26/02/14 8:30:23

Chicken Run

03/03/16 9:53:18

Jupiter, Neptune and Pluto

22/06/15 10:30:01

TXT
"mom, d diarrhea pill wrkd! btch is leavin d stage. 2nite isMY nite 2 stardom!"

17/02/20 9:14:27

I need just '1' vote for a start! just fucking '1'!!!

23/12/14 9:47:25

Youtube Tibet: Instructional video for removing Chinese transmitters.

06/04/13 8:41:30

Dumbledore was very upset with the two visitors who came without their invisiblility robe

23/02/12 11:06:27

The arse is always leaner on the neighbors wife

02/08/14 8:04:09

Introducing the NEW, super stylish, all noise cancelling Dr. Dre Headphones! (Available in blue and pink color)

09/06/13 8:48:17

After a long search, the police finally found the ab-ducted baby!

05/06/13 9:40:03

Pretty sure it wasn't James but you who farted, come here let me check

28/02/20 12:17:11

I still remember what they did to me in 'American Pie'

02/01/20 13:14:55

I am here for the rock festival

03/11/16 14:23:19

Spoiler Alert

01/05/16 8:35:25

Footographer!

06/05/15 14:43:28

Chucky, Norris

15/01/15 10:09:03

New York - Year 2060 : "Global warming is a myth", announced Dr. Russel to the world from the CNN broadcasting office in the city.

21/08/14 8:41:10

SpICE Age

19/07/14 8:24:14

He wanted to get back to his roots.

28/06/14 8:53:28

john was a bad ass drummer

19/03/20 9:30:19

"Can you hear me major Tom, CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS ANTENNA...HELLO MAJOR TOM ARE YOU THERE?????...HELLOOOOOOoooo!!!!"

11/03/20 12:15:32

Virus finally contained!

06/02/20 12:03:54

What does it mean NMVB SENO ON?

20/01/20 10:06:00

Hi, my name is Chucky

27/06/15 7:00:29

Prism Break

14/05/15 10:06:53

Bugged Bunny

26/08/14 10:55:49

Introducing the new punch-up bra

16/05/13 8:02:59

Australia is full, now let's go Europe.

24/04/13 12:37:52

The Lost Supper

08/09/14 8:02:25

Why only footballers, here come the miners wives!

13/08/14 20:22:40

Nike Air

11/08/14 18:44:14

The tall third shadow will always remain a mystery.....

19/02/14 7:43:20

Oh dear, it's all here anyway....why waste money on a bus tour.

14/02/14 8:35:51

The lamp was chic

15/12/13 8:31:58

With only one life jacket remaining on the sinking vessel, Hari and Jacob chose a novel way for settlement. Apparently Hari won the match and was to keep the jacket but days later his naked body was found floating in the sea with the bat stuck in his head. Jacob was also found but many days later....dead with a ping pong ball up his arse. The life jacket still hung there, in the sports room.

03/04/13 8:28:35

Salim won the auction for world's largest circumcised foreskin collection...

03/01/12 11:08:22

"My heart will...go on aaaaaannnddd onnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNN..."

Neighbor: STFU!

29/02/20 7:29:17

Final Destination 8:
Tina had not left the house since 2017 after seeing how death was chasing her friends. The party was announced to celebrate this victory on the third anniversary. There were absolutely no sharp objects in the house, no knives, nothing that could hurt. Against all strict instructions her friend Amanda turns up with this curtain gift set including the rod. Tina knew that death had come into the house. So she took iron rod and plunged it herself with all the force she had and waited for death to come. Tina is the one standing on the right, Amanda died that night.

03/02/20 13:35:53

"The starter is lovely....have you placed the order for main course yet?"

18/04/16 14:54:24

f***ing Coldplay, Keep away from my kids!

08/04/16 9:13:31

Gay Of Thrones!

16/04/15 16:23:14

♫ 'I said maybe, he's gonna be the one that Shaves me' ♫

18/11/14 8:03:06

Post pandemic human race evolves

Tue 12:13:18

John, this is not what i meant when i told you to put your banana in my pussy

13/03/20 14:01:13

Huge Hefner

03/03/20 6:04:54

William couldn't control his excitement seeing the plane depart for Canada, but it did not go down well with a loyal Harry fan.

26/02/20 8:18:36

tring tring...
"..yes boss, i finished him, arranged the things in house as i found them first, left no traces leading back to us"

25/02/20 8:33:20

James, we already told you no more seats are available for the degree programme. NO! You still do not get admission like that!

21/02/20 8:17:45

o o
.O

10/02/20 12:25:59

is it a bird is it a plane is it superman???? no it's a dick

01/02/20 5:57:37

"Can you share the bar code please?"
"You mean the bra code?"
"Oh yeah, that's what i meant"
"Sorry it ain't that advanced, we still use keys"

28/12/19 4:45:55

🎵🎵 hello...is it me you're looking for 🎵

26/12/19 8:11:04

Still waiting outside for my wife to get ready

24/12/19 6:22:04

clever

"Mm, if I could melt your heart
Mm, we'd never be apart
Mm, give yourself to me
Mm, you hold the key"

STFU MADONNA, I AM FOR REAL 'FROZEN' HERE!

23/12/19 9:04:27

He is following the shark

18/12/19 13:51:24

A group of babushkas looked on as the new payload of ICFN (Inter-continental Fake News) was launched from Moscow to the United States elections.

09/12/19 15:17:33

After losing his horn to poacher Jack, the rhino sharpened his d**k to teach him a lesson.

18/11/19 13:56:16

After the ban on yellow vests, the protesters took advantage of the loophole and returned as yellow underwear protesters.

17/11/19 16:16:32

Yaaaaaawwnnnn....Aaah 2 am, time to wake up the house residents....yaaaawwnnn..

07/11/19 5:11:33

Her silicon burst

19/07/17 17:54:25

One flew over into the cuckoos nest

03/05/17 14:48:24

Manyphants

15/03/17 16:39:55

Just checking to make sure it's Thailand and not Bangcock

03/02/17 18:42:13

Donald Trumpet

27/10/16 11:36:07

Whooping Goldberg

20/10/16 8:58:13

Sophie's father

18/10/16 12:15:05

Out of the lot, I only understand 'egg on your face' person

09/04/16 5:59:53

"You want fire wood???"

"We have electricity!"

29/03/16 8:01:35

Different gear still speeding??

21/03/16 16:33:44

full time nanny - no breaks, no rest, no sleep!

18/03/16 20:20:15

"Help help help....I need some red...anyone!"

05/03/16 8:23:54

Aftermath Japanese tsunami - "this ain't too bad, ask me where i go for my Cheetos"

06/02/16 7:42:32

Airstaurant

25/09/15 18:00:45

These breasts are pointless!

29/08/15 12:11:50

Going cheap - used only once!

25/06/15 20:10:52

Sky Cell

16/05/15 12:36:47

....to hell with the toilets, these are 'fake plastic trees'.

16/05/15 12:28:54

Smileyman!.....Hand of Steel.

21/04/15 9:42:29

400 Non Blondes

09/04/15 8:36:40

"Yes sir, we provide a gripping handjob to our customers"

04/04/15 18:28:58

Window-seat #32A had views on both sides

08/03/15 10:48:35

Two of a kind!

15/01/15 10:12:44

A picture of my ex-wife's heart

09/01/15 6:45:23

Of course they belonged to the veteran pole dancer

31/12/14 8:38:47

My heart goes - "MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!"

27/12/14 6:22:09

Noseclear missiles are ready sir!

04/12/14 8:51:43

Bushmen

01/12/14 8:24:22

Finally girls found a way to immunize themselves from the widespread One Direction syndrome

21/10/14 8:25:26

Smile! You're on CCRV!

04/10/14 8:01:25

♫ "You gotta roll with it, you gotta take your ride, You gotta say what you say. Don't let any slide or cycle get in your way 'Cause it's all too much for me to take" ♫

09/09/14 8:11:38

Burj Khalifa - Dubai?

03/09/14 8:32:01

Iron Man

29/08/14 11:57:08

Colored children

25/08/14 8:04:58

NASA's Prototype landing gear for Mars was a success!

24/07/14 18:01:05

Newly wed couple appears unscathed after the nuclear disaster from the Hiroshima City Church.

27/02/14 9:37:39

Condom-man, Condom-man, Does whatever a condom can
Holds a dick, any size, Catches sperms just like flies
Look Out! Here comes the Condom-man.

Is he elastic? Listen bud, He's just like a stretchable turd.
Can he swing from a thread .... Take a look at his underwear
Hey, there...There goes the Condom-man.

26/02/14 8:39:13

Fuzzy Osborne?

15/02/14 12:04:46

The Plight of the Phoenix

12/12/13 13:16:59

"Come on man, I can lift my skirt if you just say it once"

"No, I am not interested"

"Come on man, view the paradise; it makes me happy"

"Nope"

"Come on man, you only need to say it once"

"No as I said before"

"Come on man, I will show you the treasure even if you say no"

"I do not see or hear anymore"

"Come on man,......"

05/12/13 1:19:28

creative

It has been reported that Osama Bin Laden's son had arrived to Miami beach. Apparently born out of a fish womb, after Osama was buried in the sea and his testicles were eaten by many fish; one of them got pregnant.

28/11/13 6:18:12

An emotional roller-coaster

24/11/13 8:07:30

Lady is red and she's not dancing with me :(

28/08/13 11:36:53

"Is it okay to cut the trunk?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FOOL...........we're still waiting for Amanda."

08/06/13 8:53:33

"Good click! Now how do we all get down father"
"Hmmm....haven't thought about that yet"

08/06/13 8:49:39

That thing over there is called 'the Sun'.

08/05/13 14:51:02

Teleportation Experiment Report: Suzan only managed to get half her body on the other side of the worm hole. Her public hair appear to have caused an interruption. Investigation ongoing....

05/05/13 8:15:37

"Nothing to worry about kids, watch me perform a brain surgery on meself"

06/04/13 8:39:08

Private House - Public Hair!

31/07/12 6:24:03

Fold Towels, NOT Kids

24/04/12 9:54:26

The world still appears green to me sir.

23/04/12 5:20:51

"Damn I forgot my biscuits inside"

12/03/12 11:10:21

the only tsunami survivors

05/03/12 11:08:46

This time Ethiopians beat the Japanese to see the first sun rise.

05/03/12 11:04:52

"Hi, I am Dick, a mason by profession, I always take my ladder whever I go"

"I am Jeff, a carpentar by profession, I always carry my stool wherever I go"

29/02/12 11:04:05

Ladies and Gentlemen, 'the Queer of England'.

Tue 8:05:14

LEtGO

Sun 12:36:57

And to Deactivate:
PISS ON DEVICE

Sun 8:19:27

nOne Direction

19/03/20 12:27:27

Genie traps!

18/03/20 9:41:48

Baby Loki

08/03/20 8:01:34

spaghetti monster

07/03/20 13:43:09

"...and that's nearly every single time soon as I start talking about myself", John.

06/03/20 8:28:53

Captioner Attn:

If you see anything other than a regular image of a single man in his boat, you must not drive for the next 12 hours min.

Result: LSD test positive

06/03/20 8:24:43

Gavin wasn't interested in Mary, he was busy ogling Mark

05/03/20 12:20:26

I'll take the pink dildo please

05/03/20 8:18:19

Knock knock

'It's bloody 1 am, what do you want?'

'Hi, sorry to bother you at this hour, we were just passing by and wanted to say hello, we lived in this house 300 years ago'

01/03/20 11:03:36

After being refused entry to Morrison's, Vanessa decided to stage a sit-down protest outside her house"

28/02/20 8:32:15

"I arksed ferrr Meth, nott Mac youuue furkin idioet"

28/02/20 8:15:50

"...listen carefully babushka, I will touch your breasts gently to make Dr. Vinogradova jealous..do not worry, she speaks no English...do you Dr. Vinogradova?

"Dah"

26/02/20 13:46:04

In Full Frame:
The Ultimate Laser Adventure Gone Wrong

19/02/20 12:04:26

Me dad took this selfie on mum's birthday. After a lot of pestering he gave her the car to drive, of course with the condition that she would be very careful. She's so happy looking at the camera, driving at 90 miles/ hr, before she rear ended my bmw.

18/02/20 12:34:00

"Leave me alone, am sad...been chasing her for months, finally had to balls to propose on Valentines day..for all that, she walks away calling me a 'muppet'!"

17/02/20 12:01:31

"Yes yes, okay okay, fine....it's late now, I will go back to bed"

16/02/20 8:04:06

"What flavor would you like, strawberry, chocolate, mango, blackcurrant...?

"Nun"

16/02/20 4:36:38

Miss Laura invented creative ways to teach geometry

15/02/20 17:34:00

Shyamalan was hardly surprised to see his son turn out like that

12/02/20 12:40:13

"I only love you I swear, I wasn't eating any p**sy Laura"

11/02/20 12:06:42

Sugar Father Santa

06/02/20 9:43:27

Sugar Donald

03/02/20 10:13:28

One adult meal for me please...large!

03/02/20 4:46:17

Swan Blake

01/02/20 12:39:44

"Good bye my love"

"Good bye deer"

29/01/20 12:09:11

"Sure I can read it for you, it says; you are no Elvis you twat, you can't even read, let alone writing songs"

27/01/20 8:12:45

Woof woof woof woof woof
woof woof woooooof woooooof wooof
wooooooooof woooooooof wooooooooooooof
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooof
wof wof wof wof wof wof

and that is how i go on air..

22/01/20 12:06:47

Bono Cop

20/01/20 10:02:41

Mindy the dentist arrives with dentures for Gulliver's mother

18/01/20 10:07:53

Javelin Corps

18/01/20 10:03:48

You know how to take Chuck Norris down right?

13/01/20 18:13:07

Glenda left disappointed when her blind date brought her a different kinda pot

02/01/20 13:17:13

Morpheus (the smuggler) offered Neo (the migrant), the red truck and the blue truck....guess which one did he take?

31/12/19 8:18:31

Steven Spielberg arrives on sets to shoot Home Alone 7 (A night with gay Santa)

30/12/19 12:10:35

Lucy Is A Bitch With Diamonds

29/12/19 9:16:25

John patiently waited for Santa to drop off his new sister which mom promised for this Christmas

28/12/19 4:44:06

At a very young age Marc Suckerberg could visualize things from the future

19/12/19 8:13:57

BREAKING NEWS: Donald duck, son of Pres. Donald Duck Trump taken in custody! Apparently he was arrested for grabbing Minnie's pussy without her permission.

29/11/19 13:30:08

This particular teddy-bear even scared the Joker

27/11/19 10:20:51

"Press my right boob if you agree, left if you do not"

22/11/19 5:06:16

"I want to lay down beside you my deer"

21/11/19 10:52:49

Did I hear you say "Trump Make American Grate Again!"

19/11/19 14:26:05

Bob's face displayed no emotions even after a chocolate was put in his hand by a kid, and even after the kid stuck a stick up his arse...what a man!

19/11/19 10:47:07

It's a hat-trick

19/11/19 5:05:04

CARiot

16/11/19 15:38:41

Lightning McDonald

16/11/19 9:58:59

Even the mighty lion was mesmerized by the little pussy

03/11/19 4:49:30

There is only 1 god

31/01/17 17:51:13

Witch way?

31/01/17 17:23:15

she prefers a big fat black cock to welsh rarebit in her mouth

05/12/16 17:18:22

♫ ....and i've got a hand in my pocket and the other one's in my arse yea ♫♫

01/12/16 8:16:07

_Hotographer

25/11/16 20:21:57

Check out my forcelainms

16/11/16 12:06:52

What the Frog?

12/11/16 9:36:11

breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out....feeling better?..see i toad you)

12/11/16 9:21:41

Pumpedkin!

10/11/16 9:40:27

Before marriage: Swans
After marriage: Swines

10/11/16 7:31:03

YEAR 2050: A specimen of a native Americans' reaction to US election results in 2016

09/11/16 8:54:03

there's plenty time for boxing day, innit?

07/11/16 9:52:05

grasshopper

06/11/16 13:16:31

Under the Greenwood Tree,
Slept all day Mr. Steve.

Dreaming of winning a big lottery,
While his wife at home was being screwed for free.

06/11/16 12:15:38

The great Chernobyl dis(ass)ter

06/11/16 10:45:25

billions of colorful blistering branacles!

06/11/16 6:47:49

Chris was ready for his first Tin-der date

31/10/16 8:51:12

Spielberg and Cameron at 90?

31/10/16 7:39:49

"See that fat guy, I am gonna make him wonder who said fuck you fatso"

27/10/16 12:23:50

O Captain! My Captain!

26/10/16 13:30:30

♫ you gotta roll with it ....you gotta take your time ♫

26/10/16 10:16:50

synchronized marching

25/10/16 7:08:34

Laurel v/s Hardy

24/10/16 8:14:17

Serious reinforcements movements seen at the Indo/Pak border due to escalating tensions

24/10/16 8:13:12

STOP HIM BEFORE HE BRICXITS THE EU TERRITORY !

24/10/16 8:09:54

WHERE THE FUCK IS HE HIDING?
Who?
HE!
Who is he?
LEO!

23/10/16 9:24:12

Coalar Bear

23/10/16 9:23:02

Swizz Army Man .....(fart riding scene)

23/10/16 9:20:29

She needed some assjudgement

23/10/16 9:18:51

Pink is their favorite color

23/10/16 9:16:01

It was like Total Recall this time by VW

20/10/16 8:40:19

♫ Come on bobby light my fire ♫

20/10/16 8:37:52

Ozzy Osborne's guests tonight

18/10/16 12:12:41

(TTD) The Talking Dead

18/10/16 7:28:54

Outside Home Alone

09/10/16 11:02:08

Michael never missed one opportunity to sniff soiled baby diapers

05/10/16 12:17:55