Is what happens when you starve a telly tubby for 3 hours.

26/02/14 8:30:23

Chicken Run

03/03/16 9:53:18

Jupiter, Neptune and Pluto

22/06/15 9:30:01

I need just '1' vote for a start! just fucking '1'!!!

23/12/14 9:47:25

Youtube Tibet: Instructional video for removing Chinese transmitters.

06/04/13 7:41:30

Dumbledore was very upset with the two visitors who came without their invisiblility robe

23/02/12 11:06:27

The arse is always leaner on the neighbors wife

02/08/14 7:04:09

Introducing the NEW, super stylish, all noise cancelling Dr. Dre Headphones! (Available in blue and pink color)

09/06/13 7:48:17

After a long search, the police finally found the ab-ducted baby!

05/06/13 8:40:03

I am here for the rock festival

03/11/16 14:23:19

Spoiler Alert

01/05/16 7:35:25

Footographer!

06/05/15 13:43:28

Chucky, Norris

15/01/15 10:09:03

New York - Year 2060 : "Global warming is a myth", announced Dr. Russel to the world from the CNN broadcasting office in the city.

21/08/14 7:41:10

SpICE Age

19/07/14 7:24:14

He wanted to get back to his roots.

28/06/14 7:53:28

Hi, my name is Chucky

27/06/15 6:00:29

Prism Break

14/05/15 9:06:53

Bugged Bunny

26/08/14 9:55:49

Introducing the new punch-up bra

16/05/13 7:02:59

Australia is full, now let's go Europe.

24/04/13 11:37:52

The Lost Supper

08/09/14 7:02:25

Why only footballers, here come the miners wives!

13/08/14 19:22:40

Nike Air

11/08/14 17:44:14

The tall third shadow will always remain a mystery.....

19/02/14 7:43:20

Oh dear, it's all here anyway....why waste money on a bus tour.

14/02/14 8:35:51

The lamp was chic

15/12/13 8:31:58

With only one life jacket remaining on the sinking vessel, Hari and Jacob chose a novel way for settlement. Apparently Hari won the match and was to keep the jacket but days later his naked body was found floating in the sea with the bat stuck in his head. Jacob was also found but many days later....dead with a ping pong ball up his arse. The life jacket still hung there, in the sports room.

03/04/13 7:28:35

Salim won the auction for world's largest circumcised foreskin collection...

03/01/12 11:08:22

"The starter is lovely....have you placed the order for main course yet?"

18/04/16 13:54:24

f***ing Coldplay, Keep away from my kids!

08/04/16 8:13:31

Gay Of Thrones!

16/04/15 15:23:14

♫ 'I said maybe, he's gonna be the one that Shaves me' ♫

18/11/14 8:03:06

Yaaaaaawwnnnn....Aaah 2 am, time to wake up the house residents....yaaaawwnnn..

Thu 5:11:33

Her silicon burst

19/07/17 16:54:25

One flew over into the cuckoos nest

03/05/17 13:48:24

Manyphants

15/03/17 16:39:55

Just checking to make sure it's Thailand and not Bangcock

03/02/17 18:42:13

Donald Trumpet

27/10/16 10:36:07

Whooping Goldberg

20/10/16 7:58:13

Sophie's father

18/10/16 11:15:05

Out of the lot, I only understand 'egg on your face' person

09/04/16 4:59:53

"You want fire wood???"

"We have electricity!"

29/03/16 7:01:35

Different gear still speeding??

21/03/16 16:33:44

full time nanny - no breaks, no rest, no sleep!

18/03/16 20:20:15

"Help help help....I need some red...anyone!"

05/03/16 8:23:54

Aftermath Japanese tsunami - "this ain't too bad, ask me where i go for my Cheetos"

06/02/16 7:42:32

Airstaurant

25/09/15 17:00:45

These breasts are pointless!

29/08/15 11:11:50

Going cheap - used only once!

25/06/15 19:10:52

Sky Cell

16/05/15 11:36:47

....to hell with the toilets, these are 'fake plastic trees'.

16/05/15 11:28:54

Smileyman!.....Hand of Steel.

21/04/15 8:42:29

400 Non Blondes

09/04/15 7:36:40

"Yes sir, we provide a gripping handjob to our customers"

04/04/15 17:28:58

Window-seat #32A had views on both sides

08/03/15 10:48:35

Two of a kind!

15/01/15 10:12:44

A picture of my ex-wife's heart

09/01/15 6:45:23

Of course they belonged to the veteran pole dancer

31/12/14 8:38:47

My heart goes - "MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!"

27/12/14 6:22:09

Noseclear missiles are ready sir!

04/12/14 8:51:43

Bushmen

01/12/14 8:24:22

Finally girls found a way to immunize themselves from the widespread One Direction syndrome

21/10/14 7:25:26

Smile! You're on CCRV!

04/10/14 7:01:25

♫ "You gotta roll with it, you gotta take your ride, You gotta say what you say. Don't let any slide or cycle get in your way 'Cause it's all too much for me to take" ♫

09/09/14 7:11:38

Burj Khalifa - Dubai?

03/09/14 7:32:01

Iron Man

29/08/14 10:57:08

Colored children

25/08/14 7:04:58

NASA's Prototype landing gear for Mars was a success!

24/07/14 17:01:05

Newly wed couple appears unscathed after the nuclear disaster from the Hiroshima City Church.

27/02/14 9:37:39

Condom-man, Condom-man, Does whatever a condom can
Holds a dick, any size, Catches sperms just like flies
Look Out! Here comes the Condom-man.

Is he elastic? Listen bud, He's just like a stretchable turd.
Can he swing from a thread .... Take a look at his underwear
Hey, there...There goes the Condom-man.

26/02/14 8:39:13

Fuzzy Osborne?

15/02/14 12:04:46

The Plight of the Phoenix

12/12/13 13:16:59

"Come on man, I can lift my skirt if you just say it once"

"No, I am not interested"

"Come on man, view the paradise; it makes me happy"

"Nope"

"Come on man, you only need to say it once"

"No as I said before"

"Come on man, I will show you the treasure even if you say no"

"I do not see or hear anymore"

"Come on man,......"

05/12/13 1:19:28

creative

It has been reported that Osama Bin Laden's son had arrived to Miami beach. Apparently born out of a fish womb, after Osama was buried in the sea and his testicles were eaten by many fish; one of them got pregnant.

28/11/13 6:18:12

An emotional roller-coaster

24/11/13 8:07:30

Lady is red and she's not dancing with me :(

28/08/13 10:36:53

"Is it okay to cut the trunk?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FOOL...........we're still waiting for Amanda."

08/06/13 7:53:33

"Good click! Now how do we all get down father"
"Hmmm....haven't thought about that yet"

08/06/13 7:49:39

That thing over there is called 'the Sun'.

08/05/13 13:51:02

Teleportation Experiment Report: Suzan only managed to get half her body on the other side of the worm hole. Her public hair appear to have caused an interruption. Investigation ongoing....

05/05/13 7:15:37

"Nothing to worry about kids, watch me perform a brain surgery on meself"

06/04/13 7:39:08

Private House - Public Hair!

31/07/12 5:24:03

Fold Towels, NOT Kids

24/04/12 8:54:26

The world still appears green to me sir.

23/04/12 4:20:51

"Damn I forgot my biscuits inside"

12/03/12 11:10:21

the only tsunami survivors

05/03/12 11:08:46

This time Ethiopians beat the Japanese to see the first sun rise.

05/03/12 11:04:52

"Hi, I am Dick, a mason by profession, I always take my ladder whever I go"

"I am Jeff, a carpentar by profession, I always carry my stool wherever I go"

29/02/12 11:04:05

Even the mighty lion was mesmerized by the little pussy

03/11/19 4:49:30

There is only 1 god

31/01/17 17:51:13

Witch way?

31/01/17 17:23:15

she prefers a big fat black cock to welsh rarebit in her mouth

05/12/16 17:18:22

♫ ....and i've got a hand in my pocket and the other one's in my arse yea ♫♫

01/12/16 8:16:07

_Hotographer

25/11/16 20:21:57

Check out my forcelainms

16/11/16 12:06:52

What the Frog?

12/11/16 9:36:11

breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out....feeling better?..see i toad you)

12/11/16 9:21:41

Pumpedkin!

10/11/16 9:40:27

Before marriage: Swans
After marriage: Swines

10/11/16 7:31:03

YEAR 2050: A specimen of a native Americans' reaction to US election results in 2016

09/11/16 8:54:03

there's plenty time for boxing day, innit?

07/11/16 9:52:05

grasshopper

06/11/16 13:16:31

Under the Greenwood Tree,
Slept all day Mr. Steve.

Dreaming of winning a big lottery,
While his wife at home was being screwed for free.

06/11/16 12:15:38

The great Chernobyl dis(ass)ter

06/11/16 10:45:25

billions of colorful blistering branacles!

06/11/16 6:47:49

Chris was ready for his first Tin-der date

31/10/16 8:51:12

Spielberg and Cameron at 90?

31/10/16 7:39:49

"See that fat guy, I am gonna make him wonder who said fuck you fatso"

27/10/16 11:23:50

O Captain! My Captain!

26/10/16 12:30:30

♫ you gotta roll with it ....you gotta take your time ♫

26/10/16 9:16:50

synchronized marching

25/10/16 6:08:34

Laurel v/s Hardy

24/10/16 7:14:17

Serious reinforcements movements seen at the Indo/Pak border due to escalating tensions

24/10/16 7:13:12

STOP HIM BEFORE HE BRICXITS THE EU TERRITORY !

24/10/16 7:09:54

WHERE THE FUCK IS HE HIDING?
Who?
HE!
Who is he?
LEO!

23/10/16 8:24:12

Coalar Bear

23/10/16 8:23:02

Swizz Army Man .....(fart riding scene)

23/10/16 8:20:29

She needed some assjudgement

23/10/16 8:18:51

Pink is their favorite color

23/10/16 8:16:01

It was like Total Recall this time by VW

20/10/16 7:40:19

♫ Come on bobby light my fire ♫

20/10/16 7:37:52

Ozzy Osborne's guests tonight

18/10/16 11:12:41

(TTD) The Talking Dead

18/10/16 6:28:54

Outside Home Alone

09/10/16 10:02:08

Michael never missed one opportunity to sniff soiled baby diapers

05/10/16 11:17:55

Diewali

05/10/16 11:12:17

Next!

05/10/16 6:20:27

Catererpillar

15/05/16 11:07:00

The reactions drastically changed after an athletic black man walked in

28/04/16 15:25:52

Rio 2016 - In sports news, President Dilma Rousseff announced that Brazil is fully prepared for nOlympics.

25/04/16 11:24:13

"She's Leslie and I am Bianca, and we are BFF....40 years now...."

"Wow...how about a cool new generation name mam....what do you thinks about say Les for you and Bian for your friend?"

"Les-Bian sounds good, thank you son"

19/04/16 11:56:11

"She took the kids away to her parents, stating that I am an irresponsible father and our son could have been injured. What a stupid woman! Nothing happened to our daughter last week and it was a bears cage"

18/04/16 8:36:02

"Keep Calm And Bury Him.....later" said the Queen to the horse-rider

17/04/16 11:35:23

"Bet my sisters look calm and easy, not once I detach the rope and leave them in shark waters" - Edward, the only son of a dying real estate mogul

28/03/16 14:25:19

No Pete, that won't really put you on the top of worker union polls

27/03/16 8:11:00

"Come take my hand"

24/03/16 8:19:33

Witch girl is she?

18/03/16 20:16:13

How cum?

10/03/16 8:21:35

mouth to mouth reUseDickNation in progress

10/03/16 8:15:03

"Ladies and gentlemen, the safari package includes sight-seeing, bird spotting, river crossing, elephants fucking, monkey feeding and face painting."

(face painting is the highlight)

08/03/16 8:19:34

"She made an offer I couldn't refuse".

07/03/16 11:05:25

Shiva power!

04/03/16 19:00:05

Normal flight: 1..2...3 >>>> woooooooooooooooooooooossssssshhhh!

Sumo flight 1...2....3 >>>>
WoDOH!

04/03/16 18:59:04

After a successful career in music, Justin launches a warehousing company with family name

01/03/16 10:27:00

101 Drowning St.

09/10/15 8:43:35

"Mate can I have a copy of your bucket list....just saves a little time you know"

24/09/15 12:20:34

How aging affects hearing:

"Is he handsome?"
"Yes, we are foursome"

29/06/15 18:32:10

Quiz:
1. It can change color any time
2. It can bite without warning

Options:
1. Snake
2. Chameleon
3. A Politician

29/06/15 9:49:04

This car walks!

29/06/15 9:41:34

+ "in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Lorry's Spirit" +

27/06/15 8:33:34

Thought you said over the phone that you play some heavy music?

Yes of course

17/06/15 18:46:56

Year 2030: Global warming has become so common that even dogs are witnessing the Arctic ice meltdowns.

08/06/15 8:22:15

♫ when you're ready come and get them....nah nah na naa nah, na naa nah nah nah ♫

27/05/15 15:23:31

There's also a face above

27/05/15 11:34:29

Red Bull gave me wings...but then, the can got over.

23/05/15 7:16:59

Chained Sue, Massage-girl

23/05/15 6:10:54

Dr. Octopus

22/05/15 11:57:49

Heisenberg Laboratories Inc.

19/05/15 9:20:50

Jumanji 2 (America under attack)

10/05/15 11:05:30

Polo-Michelin Mutant Ninja ??

09/05/15 5:53:35

The cake was rubbish and improperly baked, but everyone enjoyed the topping

06/05/15 19:37:35

Schindlers List
Scene #83
Run time: 1:20:54 secs

12/04/15 10:55:28

To Philip and Charles,

You two demanded your share of the kingdom after our recent spat, it can be collected from the main entrance gates.

With kind regards,

Elizabeth

02/03/15 8:13:34

Kim Fu's master!

15/01/15 10:18:15

Eyeland

05/01/15 10:45:57

"My wife died last week, my children threw me out of the house, the bank is chasing me, i found out that i have prostate cancer from the doctor, my life is screwed"

"Don't worry sar!!! i will do my best to shave you"

19/11/14 7:12:17

Looking for the spot where Chinese revolution began?

02/11/14 8:23:42

WELCOME TO THE BEACH-HOUSE!

28/08/14 5:53:00

KABOOM!....Told him to host a white flag, balloon wouldn't work!

18/08/14 7:44:08

You can even wire your shoes now!

11/08/14 7:10:06

Sms - Enjoy your derby honey, I am still stuck with the donkey's at the office.

26/07/14 4:45:54

She's got some gigantic bluebies

24/07/14 11:54:26

Conan the Barbarian v/s Ice Age 4

19/07/14 7:25:07

No pedophile's to Hogwarts; there's already plenty there

13/07/14 7:13:52

Mid-evil Toilet

09/07/14 9:25:09

Lend me a smile please :(

09/07/14 5:45:26

Shorter the clothes, smaller the discount.

01/07/14 7:04:48

Windwhore shopping!

01/07/14 7:02:41

Pour some water over Mr. Lichen and he will turn Blue.

09/03/14 10:29:58

Security concerns after a model plane overtakes and overflies an Airbus Jumbo 380

27/02/14 6:22:50

The Gestapo Race (2014).

23/02/14 8:05:03

'Hey honey....enjoying, aren't you?....told you i am the best husband in the world....the kids are gonna be proud of their papa and mamma once we get there....are you listening baby?"

23/02/14 8:02:34

North pole dancers

14/02/14 8:36:25

John Lennon tried hard to make a point that he is the new Jesus

13/02/14 6:06:20

Duracell research center: highly restricted area!

12/02/14 7:07:35

No you pervert, I am not calling for a WHORE!...i only said Ho Ho Ho! Ho Ho Ho!

09/12/13 7:35:21

"Is that Waterloo station mama?"

"No hun, it's loo water on some station"

02/12/13 8:58:02

Waterloo Railway Station

02/12/13 8:57:15

Beavare!

17/11/13 8:05:23

How do you expect to find the way in the night! The bulb's missing.

13/10/13 8:16:33

Little did Kate realize that her supposedly human companion to the Mars mission is indeed an 8th generation android from Weyland Industries.

08/10/13 11:24:16

Lakshmikant and Parrotlal

08/10/13 7:12:01

Gujju Munda preparing to fight Kunfu Panda

29/09/13 7:11:16

What's the story? Morning Glory....-hole!

13/06/13 7:13:53

The Life of Pi and Chips

28/05/13 11:31:15

Un-animated Monsters Inc.

21/05/13 8:13:37

"Where's your truck?"

"It's porked right there mate!"

07/05/13 7:25:22

We have something to show, kindly sit down if you want to see.

16/04/13 7:23:13

That's 'V', now watch me do an 'A'.

14/04/13 8:47:22