Is what happens when you starve a telly tubby for 3 hours.

26/02/14 8:30:23

Chicken Run

03/03/16 9:53:18

Jupiter, Neptune and Pluto

22/06/15 9:30:01

TXT
"mom, d diarrhea pill wrkd! btch is leavin d stage. 2nite isMY nite 2 stardom!"

17/02/20 9:14:27

lol

Some people go to extremes to get a song out of their head

19/05/20 3:36:14

I need just '1' vote for a start! just fucking '1'!!!

23/12/14 9:47:25

Youtube Tibet: Instructional video for removing Chinese transmitters.

06/04/13 7:41:30

Dumbledore was very upset with the two visitors who came without their invisiblility robe

23/02/12 11:06:27

The arse is always leaner on the neighbors wife

02/08/14 7:04:09

Introducing the NEW, super stylish, all noise cancelling Dr. Dre Headphones! (Available in blue and pink color)

09/06/13 7:48:17

After a long search, the police finally found the ab-ducted baby!

05/06/13 8:40:03

Hen In Black

07/06/20 13:06:31

"Kids this year Santa is going to 'shower' you with presents!"

27/04/20 11:51:07

"So what mistake did you make Julia?"

"Aah...am embarrassed to say, but...well, Mr. Ratatouille was helping me with the cake, and I put him in the oven with it....a genuine mistake I swear....there, his crispy tail is also covered now"

"WTF Julia!"

10/04/20 11:12:32

Pretty sure it wasn't James but you who farted, come here let me check

28/02/20 12:17:11

I still remember what they did to me in 'American Pie'

02/01/20 13:14:55

I am here for the rock festival

03/11/16 14:23:19

Spoiler Alert

01/05/16 7:35:25

Footographer!

06/05/15 13:43:28

Chucky, Norris

15/01/15 10:09:03

New York - Year 2060 : "Global warming is a myth", announced Dr. Russel to the world from the CNN broadcasting office in the city.

21/08/14 7:41:10

SpICE Age

19/07/14 7:24:14

He wanted to get back to his roots.

28/06/14 7:53:28

Left: Me Before lockdown
Right: Me 14 days into lockdown

24/04/20 9:05:49

john was a bad ass drummer

19/03/20 9:30:19

"Can you hear me major Tom, CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS ANTENNA...HELLO MAJOR TOM ARE YOU THERE?????...HELLOOOOOOoooo!!!!"

11/03/20 12:15:32

Virus finally contained!

06/02/20 12:03:54

What does it mean NMVB SENO ON?

20/01/20 10:06:00

Hi, my name is Chucky

27/06/15 6:00:29

Prism Break

14/05/15 9:06:53

Bugged Bunny

26/08/14 9:55:49

Introducing the new punch-up bra

16/05/13 7:02:59

Australia is full, now let's go Europe.

24/04/13 11:37:52

The Lost Supper

08/09/14 7:02:25

Why only footballers, here come the miners wives!

13/08/14 19:22:40

Nike Air

11/08/14 17:44:14

The tall third shadow will always remain a mystery.....

19/02/14 7:43:20

Oh dear, it's all here anyway....why waste money on a bus tour.

14/02/14 8:35:51

The lamp was chic

15/12/13 8:31:58

With only one life jacket remaining on the sinking vessel, Hari and Jacob chose a novel way for settlement. Apparently Hari won the match and was to keep the jacket but days later his naked body was found floating in the sea with the bat stuck in his head. Jacob was also found but many days later....dead with a ping pong ball up his arse. The life jacket still hung there, in the sports room.

03/04/13 7:28:35

Salim won the auction for world's largest circumcised foreskin collection...

03/01/12 11:08:22

Moron was still dropping his food while eating all the time, taught him to properly hold the spoon, yet he kept messing up the place. Finally told him to use his right hand instead and that helped.

18/06/20 11:04:54

Free Wheely

13/06/20 6:51:47

United Puppy Service

12/05/20 10:25:03

Why the f**k no one's coming? Do I look like a bat or a pangolin (touches her face)

13/04/20 12:05:34

67

11/04/20 7:29:16

NASA Rover finally discovers life on Mars

08/04/20 11:04:19

"Don't worry mom I'll get the light-bulb", were a few early signs she failed to notice, recalled the mother of Superman.

07/04/20 3:05:23

"My heart will...go on aaaaaannnddd onnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNN..."

Neighbor: STFU!

29/02/20 7:29:17

Final Destination 8:
Tina had not left the house since 2017 after seeing how death was chasing her friends. The party was announced to celebrate this victory on the third anniversary. There were absolutely no sharp objects in the house, no knives, nothing that could hurt. Against all strict instructions her friend Amanda turns up with this curtain gift set including the rod. Tina knew that death had come into the house. So she took iron rod and plunged it herself with all the force she had and waited for death to come. Tina is the one standing on the right, Amanda died that night.

03/02/20 13:35:53

"The starter is lovely....have you placed the order for main course yet?"

18/04/16 13:54:24

f***ing Coldplay, Keep away from my kids!

08/04/16 8:13:31

Gay Of Thrones!

16/04/15 15:23:14

♫ 'I said maybe, he's gonna be the one that Shaves me' ♫

18/11/14 8:03:06

"What you looking at sir?? You can get away writing anything, but for me, if the caption does not get a min 5 votes, my boss fills this room with his farts and stinky bombs. Remember, whatever you do, do not work for someone like Dave"

19/06/20 8:36:05

An extreme example of miscommunication:

Can you increase the volume please?

13/06/20 6:57:57

The Large Hardon Collider spits out a lorry from its bum

10/06/20 13:21:16

all kids in vicinity kept away from that perverted dog

06/06/20 15:23:26

Babby Gulliver's nappy on the way to dumping ground

01/06/20 11:21:30

GET OFF MY PORCH BIATCH!

31/05/20 7:08:08

Trump supporters fail a suicide attempt ...three times same day, same place!

29/05/20 7:29:05

It's me, your prince, trapped in this body, kiss me biatch!

29/05/20 7:22:12

What are you looking for sir?

Our economy

17/05/20 14:55:15

"Where are you Sarah?"

"Am doing some field work mama"

04/05/20 8:37:05

The Chinese authorities have found and charged the first coronavirus carrier from Wuhan live animal market, he denied ever visiting the place but govt. claims to have sufficient proof.

26/03/20 8:09:02

Post pandemic human race evolves

24/03/20 12:13:18

John, this is not what i meant when i told you to put your banana in my pussy

13/03/20 14:01:13

Huge Hefner

03/03/20 6:04:54

William couldn't control his excitement seeing the plane depart for Canada, but it did not go down well with a loyal Harry fan.

26/02/20 8:18:36

tring tring...
"..yes boss, i finished him, arranged the things in house as i found them first, left no traces leading back to us"

25/02/20 8:33:20

James, we already told you no more seats are available for the degree programme. NO! You still do not get admission like that!

21/02/20 8:17:45

o o
.O

10/02/20 12:25:59

is it a bird is it a plane is it superman???? no it's a dick

01/02/20 5:57:37

"Can you share the bar code please?"
"You mean the bra code?"
"Oh yeah, that's what i meant"
"Sorry it ain't that advanced, we still use keys"

28/12/19 4:45:55

🎵🎵 hello...is it me you're looking for 🎵

26/12/19 8:11:04

Still waiting outside for my wife to get ready

24/12/19 6:22:04

clever

"Mm, if I could melt your heart
Mm, we'd never be apart
Mm, give yourself to me
Mm, you hold the key"

STFU MADONNA, I AM FOR REAL 'FROZEN' HERE!

23/12/19 9:04:27

He is following the shark

18/12/19 13:51:24

A group of babushkas looked on as the new payload of ICFN (Inter-continental Fake News) was launched from Moscow to the United States elections.

09/12/19 15:17:33

After losing his horn to poacher Jack, the rhino sharpened his d**k to teach him a lesson.

18/11/19 13:56:16

After the ban on yellow vests, the protesters took advantage of the loophole and returned as yellow underwear protesters.

17/11/19 16:16:32

Yaaaaaawwnnnn....Aaah 2 am, time to wake up the house residents....yaaaawwnnn..

07/11/19 5:11:33

Her silicon burst

19/07/17 16:54:25

One flew over into the cuckoos nest

03/05/17 13:48:24

Manyphants

15/03/17 16:39:55

Just checking to make sure it's Thailand and not Bangcock

03/02/17 18:42:13

Donald Trumpet

27/10/16 10:36:07

Whooping Goldberg

20/10/16 7:58:13

Sophie's father

18/10/16 11:15:05

Out of the lot, I only understand 'egg on your face' person

09/04/16 4:59:53

"You want fire wood???"

"We have electricity!"

29/03/16 7:01:35

Different gear still speeding??

21/03/16 16:33:44

full time nanny - no breaks, no rest, no sleep!

18/03/16 20:20:15

"Help help help....I need some red...anyone!"

05/03/16 8:23:54

Aftermath Japanese tsunami - "this ain't too bad, ask me where i go for my Cheetos"

06/02/16 7:42:32

Airstaurant

25/09/15 17:00:45

These breasts are pointless!

29/08/15 11:11:50

Going cheap - used only once!

25/06/15 19:10:52

Sky Cell

16/05/15 11:36:47

....to hell with the toilets, these are 'fake plastic trees'.

16/05/15 11:28:54

Smileyman!.....Hand of Steel.

21/04/15 8:42:29

400 Non Blondes

09/04/15 7:36:40

"Yes sir, we provide a gripping handjob to our customers"

04/04/15 17:28:58

Window-seat #32A had views on both sides

08/03/15 10:48:35

Two of a kind!

15/01/15 10:12:44

A picture of my ex-wife's heart

09/01/15 6:45:23

Of course they belonged to the veteran pole dancer

31/12/14 8:38:47

My heart goes - "MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!"

27/12/14 6:22:09

Noseclear missiles are ready sir!

04/12/14 8:51:43

Bushmen

01/12/14 8:24:22

Finally girls found a way to immunize themselves from the widespread One Direction syndrome

21/10/14 7:25:26

Smile! You're on CCRV!

04/10/14 7:01:25

♫ "You gotta roll with it, you gotta take your ride, You gotta say what you say. Don't let any slide or cycle get in your way 'Cause it's all too much for me to take" ♫

09/09/14 7:11:38

Burj Khalifa - Dubai?

03/09/14 7:32:01

Iron Man

29/08/14 10:57:08

Colored children

25/08/14 7:04:58

NASA's Prototype landing gear for Mars was a success!

24/07/14 17:01:05

Newly wed couple appears unscathed after the nuclear disaster from the Hiroshima City Church.

27/02/14 9:37:39

Condom-man, Condom-man, Does whatever a condom can
Holds a dick, any size, Catches sperms just like flies
Look Out! Here comes the Condom-man.

Is he elastic? Listen bud, He's just like a stretchable turd.
Can he swing from a thread .... Take a look at his underwear
Hey, there...There goes the Condom-man.

26/02/14 8:39:13

Fuzzy Osborne?

15/02/14 12:04:46

The Plight of the Phoenix

12/12/13 13:16:59

"Come on man, I can lift my skirt if you just say it once"

"No, I am not interested"

"Come on man, view the paradise; it makes me happy"

"Nope"

"Come on man, you only need to say it once"

"No as I said before"

"Come on man, I will show you the treasure even if you say no"

"I do not see or hear anymore"

"Come on man,......"

05/12/13 1:19:28

creative

It has been reported that Osama Bin Laden's son had arrived to Miami beach. Apparently born out of a fish womb, after Osama was buried in the sea and his testicles were eaten by many fish; one of them got pregnant.

28/11/13 6:18:12

An emotional roller-coaster

24/11/13 8:07:30

Lady is red and she's not dancing with me :(

28/08/13 10:36:53

"Is it okay to cut the trunk?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FOOL...........we're still waiting for Amanda."

08/06/13 7:53:33

"Good click! Now how do we all get down father"
"Hmmm....haven't thought about that yet"

08/06/13 7:49:39

That thing over there is called 'the Sun'.

08/05/13 13:51:02

Teleportation Experiment Report: Suzan only managed to get half her body on the other side of the worm hole. Her public hair appear to have caused an interruption. Investigation ongoing....

05/05/13 7:15:37

"Nothing to worry about kids, watch me perform a brain surgery on meself"

06/04/13 7:39:08

Private House - Public Hair!

31/07/12 5:24:03

Fold Towels, NOT Kids

24/04/12 8:54:26

The world still appears green to me sir.

23/04/12 4:20:51

"Damn I forgot my biscuits inside"

12/03/12 11:10:21

the only tsunami survivors

05/03/12 11:08:46

This time Ethiopians beat the Japanese to see the first sun rise.

05/03/12 11:04:52

"Hi, I am Dick, a mason by profession, I always take my ladder whever I go"

"I am Jeff, a carpentar by profession, I always carry my stool wherever I go"

29/02/12 11:04:05

WTF!

26/06/20 7:21:00

Hip Hip, Hurray!!

21/06/20 11:05:09

Please welcome our new surgeon in the horsepital, Dr. War Horse

21/06/20 7:09:24

Year 2025 - Post mankind, dogs take over the human settlements.

"Yo biatch, pay yer rent in Orijen and Nulo towards last months rent, am sick of royal canin"

18/06/20 5:06:24

In other news, baby Gulliver's nanny took the delivery of his ice-cream today.

16/06/20 11:08:24

Sex? Not today, I am really tyred

15/06/20 11:13:29

"How's the tire grip mam?"

"Tight as a pus*y"

15/06/20 11:11:38

Dave is that you in the toilet again?

14/06/20 7:03:41

Apparently Wikipedia as a backup preserves all its articles in print

13/06/20 6:55:02

Heavy weight captionship

12/06/20 3:24:24

The one and only opportunity to mankind for interstellar space travel in the form of a 'worm hole' appeared to Dave's dog, and guess what he did after lifting his leg???

09/06/20 3:52:51

It was a fair match, he wore Kangaroo shorts

06/06/20 15:22:41

LGBTUmbrella

06/06/20 15:17:12

Rocky Balboa

06/06/20 15:06:20

Don't worry Kim, he's a vegetarian Dino, just toss over the sandwich in your bag

31/05/20 7:04:58

Dear Caption.me friends,
Welcome my son Dave, born today at 12.00.00 hours.
The birth was absolutely painless, in fact he came out laughing, surprising the midwives and doctor.
I highly recommend the magic soap!
Yours,
Karen
PS: In pic, the moment when Dave came out, head first.

30/05/20 11:35:02

Baywitch

30/05/20 9:26:41

"You play with him for a bit please" (papa)
"No you play with him, i am busy on IG" (mama)
"

29/05/20 11:50:18

The new open ride for kids through the tiger sanctuary was becoming very popular amongst frustrated parents

24/05/20 10:24:03

Ubakowamba wouldn't take a no, after he was told there was no seat in the medical school for him

24/05/20 6:19:15

He's not a paramedic sir, but a para-glider who came in through the roof

20/05/20 5:46:33

ummm...smells off...like Harry

18/05/20 5:37:17

Look carefully and you will find Dick

16/05/20 13:28:56

He doesn't need Best Dad at the moment, he's hungry, needs Brest Mom

16/05/20 10:12:10

Shit Trek

07/05/20 9:04:30

Corona Flower?

03/05/20 11:36:53

Pops-sic-girl

25/04/20 7:07:25

"I am ready for singularity tonight"

24/04/20 12:06:43

"now listen carefully...half a million dollar into my account before tomorrow, or am telling them you are pregnant with my baby"

24/04/20 12:00:24

"Give me my food biatch!"

24/04/20 9:45:49

Wong Way to Wuhan

17/04/20 12:01:44

"Hey you! hooman! Get off the otterbahn!"

16/04/20 5:53:57

Listen up kids, have to tell you something, it might be hard to believe but your mom had an affair.

14/04/20 7:07:33

...moments before happy ending (R. Kelly)
𝅘𝅥𝅮 I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and flUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!! .....

09/04/20 7:30:48

The season of oranges was gone,
Now only shades of grey laid on the lawn.

06/04/20 8:39:02

Just when the Jong family was about to get a good shot, there came a 'Parasite'

01/04/20 10:31:08

Dave became the first person in history to cycle to Mt. Everest

28/03/20 12:20:15

The new Mercedes Benz S class, powered by Superman

26/03/20 12:20:44

Ladies and Gentlemen, 'the Queer of England'.

24/03/20 8:05:14

LEtGO

22/03/20 12:36:57

And to Deactivate:
PISS ON DEVICE

22/03/20 8:19:27

nOne Direction

19/03/20 12:27:27

Genie traps!

18/03/20 9:41:48

Baby Loki

08/03/20 8:01:34

spaghetti monster

07/03/20 13:43:09

"...and that's nearly every single time soon as I start talking about myself", John.

06/03/20 8:28:53

Captioner Attn:

If you see anything other than a regular image of a single man in his boat, you must not drive for the next 12 hours min.

Result: LSD test positive

06/03/20 8:24:43

Gavin wasn't interested in Mary, he was busy ogling Mark

05/03/20 12:20:26

I'll take the pink dildo please

05/03/20 8:18:19

Knock knock

'It's bloody 1 am, what do you want?'

'Hi, sorry to bother you at this hour, we were just passing by and wanted to say hello, we lived in this house 300 years ago'

01/03/20 11:03:36

After being refused entry to Morrison's, Vanessa decided to stage a sit-down protest outside her house"

28/02/20 8:32:15

"I arksed ferrr Meth, nott Mac youuue furkin idioet"

28/02/20 8:15:50

"...listen carefully babushka, I will touch your breasts gently to make Dr. Vinogradova jealous..do not worry, she speaks no English...do you Dr. Vinogradova?

"Dah"

26/02/20 13:46:04

In Full Frame:
The Ultimate Laser Adventure Gone Wrong

19/02/20 12:04:26

Me dad took this selfie on mum's birthday. After a lot of pestering he gave her the car to drive, of course with the condition that she would be very careful. She's so happy looking at the camera, driving at 90 miles/ hr, before she rear ended my bmw.

18/02/20 12:34:00

"Leave me alone, am sad...been chasing her for months, finally had to balls to propose on Valentines day..for all that, she walks away calling me a 'muppet'!"

17/02/20 12:01:31

"Yes yes, okay okay, fine....it's late now, I will go back to bed"

16/02/20 8:04:06

"What flavor would you like, strawberry, chocolate, mango, blackcurrant...?

"Nun"

16/02/20 4:36:38

Miss Laura invented creative ways to teach geometry

15/02/20 17:34:00

Shyamalan was hardly surprised to see his son turn out like that

12/02/20 12:40:13

"I only love you I swear, I wasn't eating any p**sy Laura"

11/02/20 12:06:42

Sugar Father Santa

06/02/20 9:43:27

Sugar Donald

03/02/20 10:13:28