Al Overy
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26/01/23 12:11:11 |
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Congratulations, Al. Out of the many great captions this month, yours was a cut above the rest.:^)Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
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15/03/23 8:00:16 |
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Good stuff! Dead funny. your wins just keep mounting.Keep them coming Al. --John Glover
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21/10/22 8:00:16 |
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Thanks so much for the votes and kind words. Moreover, thanks to Chris for his hard work, patience and generosity running the site. It's not easy looking after us lot. Thanks again, everyone. :)P.S. I'll just do a pun next time, James. --Al Overy
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"My name's Nicholas and I'm an alcoho-ho-holic." 18/10/22 8:01:46 |
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16/11/21 8:00:08 |
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10/10/20 12:00:14 |
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Thanks again everyone. --Al Overy
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"Look what Timmy brought home from plague group!" 07/02/23 8:01:00 |
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Traffic news: Road closures due to pride march. 14/01/23 12:00:12 |
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06/08/23 20:31:04 |
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My apologies, Chris. I would delete it, but it would make nonsense of your and Glyn's responses. --Molly R
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For those who like to torque with their mouth full. 19/09/22 8:00:15 |
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"I'm afraid I'll have to leave it there as I'm really bad at painting chairs." 30/04/21 20:00:34 |
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24/03/23 12:00:12 |
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Jenny felt safer with planes after her recent helicopter experience. 22/07/23 8:03:39 |
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Well, she hasn't got wet hair any more. --Karen McDonald
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Whenever Jeff meets a new girl he gets completely carried away. 14/03/23 8:06:10 |
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"That you, Bob? Me goggles have steamed up." 10/01/22 12:35:34 |
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27/09/21 8:00:41 |
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Thanks everyone! I'm blown away by the support and really wasn't expecting this. Right, I'm off to barter for half a jerry can of unleaded. --Al Overy
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She had several number ones. Sadly, they were on the carpet. 24/08/23 9:45:17 |
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Bad Girl! --Karyn Harrison
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18/08/23 12:00:28 |
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12/07/23 8:05:27 |
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Justin was a terrible roll model. 29/06/23 12:06:24 |
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The moment when you realise that's not a Mars Bar floating towards you... 10/04/23 12:01:50 |
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As Nan got older, we gradually reduced the size of the hurdles to avoid injury. 29/06/22 20:00:14 |
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Sally began to regret buying the special 'Yorkshire Edition' Scrabble. 07/07/21 20:01:00 |
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Let by gums be by gums --Glyn Evans
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"Well, it worked with the goldfish..." 23/06/21 8:02:18 |
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10/03/21 8:03:42 |
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16/02/21 8:00:07 |
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"Listen, all I need you to do is find me 25 more votes, or I won't like you as much. Stop the steal." Signed, anon voter --Willie Johnson
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06/01/21 20:00:41 |
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05/12/20 20:07:54 |
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... or an inexperienced bog guide.Well done Al. Great caption. --James Lennox
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It was far safer than reading it on the web. 05/06/23 12:01:51 |
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SPY BALLOON SCANDAL: 18/02/23 8:00:12 |
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I’ve not seen this elsewhere. I also don’t think it’s necessary to use comments to criticise captions. Better just to withhold your vote and move on. --Chris Beach
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02/09/21 13:33:38 |
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Haha, to avoid that, all you have to do is use your own name like meAAAAAAAAGH! --Willie Johnson
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03/04/21 12:25:31 |
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But sure make have you the order right. --Willie Johnson
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17/02/21 8:01:22 |
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I refuse to recognise this as the winning caption. I was getting ready to celebrate this one as the true winner - https://www.caption.me/579204Join me at the "Stop the Steal" rally followed by a march to the Caption Building alongsid... --Troompa Loompa
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13/11/20 8:00:37 |
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It's the least we can do... he knows what's behind your closet door... we've robbed him of his progeny. --Mauris Iocus
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"For goodness sake, Ted! I told you not to lie on the dog blanket with suncream on!" 14/08/20 8:00:18 |
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26/06/23 8:06:21 |
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Mums up and down the country start to brace themselves for the impending School Summer Holiday. 08/06/23 12:00:16 |
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Looks like someone's cut a few corners there. 28/05/23 20:00:14 |
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"When I said get your skates on..." 08/03/23 8:00:13 |
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"So, the castle's closed on Sundays, is it? We'll soon see about that!!" 26/02/23 8:13:37 |
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21/12/22 8:00:12 |
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We wanted three French hens but could only get one due to the red tape. 15/11/22 20:00:17 |
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23/10/22 8:00:10 |
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13/08/22 12:00:09 |
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Breaking: Wall. Mortar come later. 19/07/22 12:00:56 |
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We call him Groucho behind his back. 15/07/22 8:00:17 |
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08/01/22 8:04:17 |
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"I'm afraid there'll be no presents this year, children. Santa's been mugged!" 15/12/21 8:00:08 |
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20/03/21 12:00:07 |
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Have a Snickers, Pingu! You're not yourself when you're hungry! 06/02/21 20:03:05 |
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Fur coat no snickers --Mr Dome
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24/05/23 20:00:13 |
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19/05/23 12:00:29 |
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"It's how I first learnt to spell." 01/03/23 8:01:39 |
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25/02/23 8:00:11 |
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Hubert eagerly awaited the big match. 29/11/22 20:00:14 |
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Darn it Al. You're going to have to change your name to "hidden", so I can vote for more of your captions. --Willie Johnson
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02/10/22 12:00:10 |
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He's also been working on his pecks. 24/08/22 20:00:33 |
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16/08/22 8:00:10 |
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23/07/22 8:00:14 |
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17/07/22 8:06:51 |
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Latest frontline photo reveals clear evidence that Putin has Bungled his invasion. 20/05/22 8:00:07 |
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11/04/22 20:00:41 |
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"See - I told you this room was big enough!" 17/03/22 12:06:33 |
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Only just got this. Great caption. --Karyn Harrison
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"Now, my good man, are you a mounted policeman?" 07/02/22 20:11:21 |
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"Listen, I hear you mounted my cousin in your dining room! Now it's pay back time!" 13/11/21 20:00:49 |
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The police line-up was going fine until one of them squealed. 27/10/21 20:24:17 |
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Is this some kind of quorny joke? 03/07/21 8:18:55 |
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They didn't want you to joke on any bones. --Willie Johnson
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12/05/21 12:01:31 |
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Nice bike - looks like the Dulux version! 09/05/21 12:00:09 |
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12/04/21 12:00:17 |
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"I'll give gran a ring later and see if she got that dodgy underfloor wiring fixed." 25/03/21 8:03:15 |
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24/03/21 12:00:06 |
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12/02/21 12:00:37 |
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"Hang in there, Mr Atlas, sir! We'll have you out in no time!" 02/01/21 8:34:51 |
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30/11/20 8:00:48 |
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News in today - the army is running out of thick jumpers. 30/08/20 8:03:27 |
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Just heard new recruits will be dropping in. --Mauris Iocus
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09/07/23 20:09:20 |
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We wish you AA Merry Christmas. 26/12/22 8:00:54 |
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05/07/22 8:00:09 |
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Unfortunately, the morning 'feed me' call comes around 6.30 am. --Dave Bryan
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31/05/22 20:00:11 |
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"I'm telling you; cats ALWAYS land on their... Oh..." 14/04/22 20:00:13 |
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There's something you don't see very often - all day parking for sick squid. 16/03/22 8:00:09 |
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"Finally, my nose has stopped running!" 24/01/22 20:00:29 |
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"Do you need a hand in there?" 23/01/22 20:00:09 |
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Isuppose you could catch the 'clap' from a hand. --John Glover
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"No, I will NOT be having a little brother!" 26/11/21 12:00:13 |
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13/10/21 8:01:53 |
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Now that's a proper race. Try not to skid on the boak --Glyn Evans
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26/09/21 9:35:19 |
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She said Yes! I'm so excited for them --Glyn Evans
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22/09/21 20:02:06 |
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You could tell by the skid marks. 23/07/21 12:00:12 |
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How did you know his name? (Skid Mark) --Willie Johnson
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Catholic Church's apology for historical sex crimes branded 'inadequate'. 25/06/21 20:00:10 |
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Man faces consequences of spending his entire honeymoon captioning a cat photo. 22/06/21 8:03:31 |
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11/06/21 17:32:25 |
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Special Offer: Buy one, set one free. 16/05/21 20:00:11 |
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Dracula never flew anywhere without his entourage. 01/05/21 8:00:10 |
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15/10/20 12:58:01 |
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"I recognised you from the thruppenny bits, Ma'am." 27/07/20 19:12:29 |
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For those who like to watch what they eat. 07/06/23 12:00:22 |
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06/06/23 20:00:15 |
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21/05/23 12:00:22 |
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I only went in for a wee and ended up sh*tting myself. 19/04/23 20:01:46 |
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In today's news:
"Today a Parking Enforcement worker was injured when he bent over to tie his shoe, and his partner started up the van at the same time...
Doctors are working to remove what they believe to be a potato from his anus."
Out one tailpipe and into another.
5:43am
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"Hahaha, that's lame, I can just take that off with my master key!"
*Whisper* What Jerry doesn't know is we've also shoved a potato up his exhaust pipe and peed in the screen wash. [Al Overy]
Did the helicopter pilot chopper head off?
Get off the site - Anon
8:51am
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Jenny felt safer with planes after her recent helicopter experience. [Al Overy]
ANOTHER nice little story. (Thank you. I like these quick reads.)
11:46am
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Jenny felt safer with planes after her recent helicopter experience. [Al Overy]
No, she put her head in a jet turbine thinking it would be the best way to dry her hair.
12:02pm
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Jenny felt safer with planes after her recent helicopter experience. [Al Overy]
Well, she hasn't got wet hair any more.
1:36pm
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Jenny felt safer with planes after her recent helicopter experience. [Al Overy]
Or even for an ex-POTUS.
4:58am
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Upon losing, he began screaming, shouting and rolling on the floor, which was disgraceful behaviour for a 65 year old town councillor. [Al Overy]
Can we keep partisan politics out of the comments please.
10:02am
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Upon losing, he began screaming, shouting and rolling on the floor, which was disgraceful behaviour for a 65 year old town councillor. [Al Overy]
Tut-tut Molly, that's no way to talk about Grover Cleveland! 😄
I know Grover had a hissy fit the first time he came out of office which is the only reason they put him back in for a second time, the only individual to have been President twice.
And then there's Dave. Yes, Dave if you've seen the film was he president twice?
Yes Dave, there should be more Presidents called Dave.
2:20pm
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Upon losing, he began screaming, shouting and rolling on the floor, which was disgraceful behaviour for a 65 year old town councillor. [Al Overy]
My apologies, Chris. I would delete it, but it would make nonsense of your and Glyn's responses.
9:15am
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Upon losing, he began screaming, shouting and rolling on the floor, which was disgraceful behaviour for a 65 year old town councillor. [Al Overy]
Very good! 👍
10:33am
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Ever since they'd stopped doing 2 for 1 at the Drive-in Movies, people had been trying it on. [Al Overy]