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	I love cooking with Basil. 24/03/21 12:00:06	18

	lol x2 "If you were 'at your desk all morning', Mildred, how do explain this battered courgette next to an open copy of Lady Chatterley's Lover?" 12/02/21 12:00:37	3 18

	clever "Hang in there, Mr Atlas, sir! We'll have you out in no time!" 02/01/21 8:34:51	18

	"I bless you in the name of the father, the son and the holey ball with a bell in that smells of catnip." 30/11/20 8:00:48	18

	News in today - the army is running out of thick jumpers. 30/08/20 8:03:27	1 18
Just heard new recruits will be dropping in. --Mauris Iocus
	🎵 Working nine to Fyffe 🎵 05/06/24 20:02:45	17

	Earthy, bitter and with an unusual nose. The wine's not bad though. 20/02/24 8:01:36	17

	Never steal from McDonald's in Tehran. 23/01/24 20:02:26	3 17
Yeah, their Hamburglar ad campaign was brutal. --James Lennox
	Barbie-que chicken 12/01/24 8:01:02	17

	lol "...Karyn Harrison, what the hell are you doing in our airing cupboard?" 18/11/23 12:25:09	17

	lol "The babies are always so contented with you! What's your secret?" "Ten nipples." 04/11/23 12:41:57	17

	Buoy Racer 01/11/23 12:01:20	17

	Fake ewes. 09/07/23 20:09:20	17

	clever We wish you AA Merry Christmas. 26/12/22 8:00:54	17

	lol "DAAAAAAAAAAAVE! It's 8am!!" 05/07/22 8:00:09	1 17
Unfortunately, the morning 'feed me' call comes around 6.30 am. --Dave Bryan
	lol clever The Blair SpringWatch Project 31/05/22 20:00:11	1 17

	"I'm telling you; cats ALWAYS land on their... Oh..." 14/04/22 20:00:13	17

	creative There's something you don't see very often - all day parking for sick squid. 16/03/22 8:00:09	17

	lol "Finally, my nose has stopped running!" 24/01/22 20:00:29	17

	clever "Do you need a hand in there?" 23/01/22 20:00:09	2 17
Isuppose you could catch the 'clap' from a hand. --John Glover
	"No, I will NOT be having a little brother!" 26/11/21 12:00:13	17

	lol It broke many records including most deep fried Mars Bars eaten, most cans of Tennant's Super drunk and most fags puffed in a race, yet nobody mentions the Tour de Scotland anymore. 13/10/21 8:01:53	1 17
Now that's a proper race. Try not to skid on the boak --Glyn Evans
	lol "Jane, we've been together a long time and, I hope I'm not asking too much but I know you love me, so... PLEASE MAY I SIPHON SOME OF YOUR PETROL?" 26/09/21 9:35:19	1 17
She said Yes! I'm so excited for them --Glyn Evans
	Noël Gallagher 22/09/21 20:02:06	17

	clever You could tell by the skid marks. 23/07/21 12:00:12	1 17
How did you know his name? (Skid Mark) --Willie Johnson
	lol Catholic Church's apology for historical sex crimes branded 'inadequate'. 25/06/21 20:00:10	17

	Man faces consequences of spending his entire honeymoon captioning a cat photo. 22/06/21 8:03:31	17

	creative Pony tale 11/06/21 17:32:25	17

	Special Offer: Buy one, set one free. 16/05/21 20:00:11	17

	Dracula never flew anywhere without his entourage. 01/05/21 8:00:10	17

	Right wing polly tricks 15/10/20 12:58:01	17

	clever "I recognised you from the thruppenny bits, Ma'am." "Likewise!" 27/07/20 19:12:29	17

	The Three Tonners 29/05/24 12:00:29	16

	"The drinks are on me!" 15/03/24 20:03:39	16

	creative Also available: Dinosaur Bones. 18/11/23 20:15:01	1 16

	"How the heck's this supposed to keep the mosquitos off, Derek?" "Have you seen the size of the mosquitos?!" 23/09/23 8:14:10	16

	For those who like to watch what they eat. 07/06/23 12:00:22	16

	Footsee 06/06/23 20:00:15	16

	Sir Walker Raleigh 21/05/23 12:00:22	16

	I only went in for a wee and ended up sh*tting myself. 19/04/23 20:01:46	16

	creative For Sale: Customised Monster Truck with hula hoop holder included. 17/04/23 8:00:29	16

	"I hate f*cking sharks!" "Nobody's forcing you." 24/03/23 8:00:25	16

	My wife wears 'eels. 08/03/23 8:00:30	16

	When you said you knew a girl that did a great BJ... 02/02/23 21:38:51	16

	Say It with flowers. 17/08/22 20:01:32	16

	"Let's get biscuits done!" 20/07/22 8:00:51	16

	"What? Can't a clown have a holiday?" 01/07/22 20:00:08	16

	"This one goes out to all my friends at Social Services!" 21/06/22 12:00:24	3 16
Not "She's Leaving Home"? --Molly R
	Tea Rex 21/06/22 8:00:26	16

	lol creative clever "This is where Willie Johnson would sit and quickly - yet considerately - vote for us all." Sob 13/06/22 12:01:31	2 16
Thanks caption author. Right back atcha. At least I have enough quota to vote for this. As for comment quota I don't have... (oops). --Willie Johnson
	"That's it, Su. You say 'back off, my lamppost', cock your leg and spray. Great job!" 05/06/22 20:53:20	1 16

	Looks like a sett up to me. 03/06/22 8:00:13	3 16
I said “ I collect badges” ! --Andy Bunting
	"Did you drop Tilly at nursery like I asked you, Steve?" "...Drop, yes; like you asked me, not so much." 23/03/22 20:05:42	16

	"Now, kids, what happens if we don't look both ways before we cross?" "KAPOW! SPLAT!" 13/02/22 12:08:22	16

	Pugsly immediately regretted starting the Zoom chat with his parents 10 minutes early. 10/12/21 12:00:41	16

	"Do they normally play with those?" Sigh "Always." 19/11/21 21:13:49	16

	The previous version had cauliflower ears. 13/11/21 8:32:21	16

	The Furred Reich 22/10/21 20:00:09	1 16
Looking at this again, I have an urge to travel back in time and help that cat to succeed as an artist. --Glad You Remember
	"U F.O." "That's my boy! You tell him!" 10/09/21 8:00:39	1 16
I'd guess the Dad hasn't seen what happened to the White House in Independence Day, but they should be fairly safe, he is carrying Damien from The Omen. --Glyn Evans
	"Sarge! I think we've found where the clown's buried..." 25/08/21 12:11:52	16

	clever Today, Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters A, K and the number 47. 04/05/21 12:00:59	1 16

	"Are you kidding me? NO! You can't have your boomerang back!" 09/01/21 8:00:13	16

	"She's a lazy bitch, smells of wee and drinks out the toilet. But she can just about keep up with me if she leans on the buggy", said Ted. 29/11/20 20:00:19	16

	creative Ginger bread 27/05/24 8:01:51	1 15

	I like to keep my messages punchy. 06/05/24 12:27:43	15

	If a two-word descriptive pun doesn't win, I'll eat my hat. 17/02/24 8:08:28	1 15

	Hard licker 16/12/23 8:00:40	15

	"For bitter or for worse." 29/10/23 8:43:55	15

	lol "Aah, that's nice. It's from Dad's care home... Do you think he likes it there?" 06/10/23 20:10:35	15

	Killed by a duck and a pair of great tits. 30/09/23 8:12:13	1 15

	Gran and bear it. 29/09/23 8:04:42	15

	"They were both given yellow cards for diving." 29/08/23 12:01:24	15

	Wok's new pussycat? 01/08/23 8:01:02	15

	The Goods, The Dad and The Pugly 27/07/23 8:05:36, edited: 27/07/23 8:07:44	15

	creative "This is the wurst day of my life!" 26/07/23 8:01:19	15

	clever Drivers: never leave a muddy car in a seedy neighborhood. 01/06/23 20:00:14	1 15

	Rucksnack 30/03/23 12:01:31	15

	Ham and legs 26/03/23 8:00:20	15

	Many happy returns! 28/02/23 12:01:33	15

	"Looks like you've blown a seal, mate." "Honestly, it's just frost on my moustache!" 16/12/22 20:00:15	15

	This led to heated arguments. 15/12/22 20:06:07	15

	Steve mainly went shopping to check out girls. 04/12/22 8:16:37	15

	clever Apples and purrs. 03/12/22 12:01:42	15

	lol "Tell me doctor, what did the scan show?" "Hmm... Can you drive a minibus?" 18/11/22 8:03:34	15

	My dog is so polite - he minds his pees and queues. 11/11/22 8:04:16	15

	"Coca cola's in the next aisle, mate!" 18/10/22 8:00:53	15

	It must have been painful judging by all the Groening. 09/10/22 12:31:06	15

	The Journey to the Centre of the Earth just got a whole lot easier. 15/08/22 20:00:20	2 15
You will struggle to find an Actor for the leading role as good as James Mason. --Neil Mackenzie
	clever Foreword by Carrie Johnson. 15/08/22 12:00:09	1 15
🌟 Nice 1 --Craig Eddsenior
	Memory Lane 06/07/22 12:06:24	15

	"I'm sorry, George, we'll have to let you go. I just don't feel you're taking this undertaker's job seriously." 03/07/22 20:00:11	1 15
He'll have to undertake another job. --Willie Johnson
	It started as a ruff sketch. 24/06/22 20:20:04	15

	Rumour had it that a giant lived here but it was just a tall storey. 20/06/22 12:02:58	15

	Happily, fashion has made some great strides since then. 13/05/22 20:00:08	15

	BREAKING - World leaders delighted as Putin steps down. 09/05/22 20:00:09	15

	lol "Pass me a pencil!" "For the crossword?" "...erm, yeah..." 16/04/22 20:00:54	2 15
He should soon be passing a pencil himself. --Willie Johnson
	Barry had a rather puffy eye this morning. 11/12/21 20:00:09	15

	What a silly Miss Steak. 10/12/21 8:00:09	15

	"Ours was ruined within a week." "How come?" "I have a massive mole on my arse." 23/11/21 12:34:54	15

	"Yes, it's all true. Trump did grab me!" 24/09/21 20:00:37	1 15
Or maybe he grabbed someone else who was right by you. --Willie Johnson

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The shadows throw you off but nicely put

Glyn Evans

08/04/24
2:27pm

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Bob raised his child in the Japanese way, in spite of their white background. [Al Overy]

There go my Finder Points for this week, but couldn't not vote for this. Surprised nobody else had already.

James Lennox

19/04/24
3:55am

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"Aras poor Yolick!" "...I think just stick with the horror films, mate." [Al Overy]

Thanks, James.

(caption author)

19/04/24
6:55pm

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"Aras poor Yolick!" "...I think just stick with the horror films, mate." [Al Overy]

Or perhaps Plastic Bertrand.

[anon]

28/04/24
9:02pm

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This house belongs to a famous wrapper. [Al Overy]

Seems the supervote given on this caption hasn’t registered properly. I will look into it

Chris Beach

(admin)

27/05/24
8:51am

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Ginger bread [Al Overy]

Truly Offal

Glyn Evans

30/05/24
8:05pm

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Wurst. Birthday. Ever. [Al Overy]

Brilliant

Mr Dome

14/07/24
8:27pm

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The Dark Knit [Al Overy]

"Ooh... 'eerie' caption!"

[anon]

16/07/24
8:08am

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"Now, Timmy, it's not nice to mock Donald Trump." [Al Overy]

Timmy grew up to vote Democrat because they’re not very nice people.

[anon]

16/07/24
8:39am

comment on caption:
"Now, Timmy, it's not nice to mock Donald Trump." [Al Overy]

Don't be silly Timmy's not mocking Donald Trump. Timmy's a true patriot.

He's obviously doing an impersonation of the gunman after the secret service got to him...

Glyn Evans

16/07/24
9:03am

comment on caption:
"Now, Timmy, it's not nice to mock Donald Trump." [Al Overy]

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