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	I only went in for a wee and ended up sh*tting myself. 19/04/23 20:01:46	16

	creative For Sale: Customised Monster Truck with hula hoop holder included. 17/04/23 8:00:29	16

	"I hate f*cking sharks!" "Nobody's forcing you." 24/03/23 8:00:25	16

	My wife wears 'eels. 08/03/23 8:00:30	16

	When you said you knew a girl that did a great BJ... 02/02/23 21:38:51	16

	Say It with flowers. 17/08/22 20:01:32	16

	"Let's get biscuits done!" 20/07/22 8:00:51	16

	"What? Can't a clown have a holiday?" 01/07/22 20:00:08	16

	"This one goes out to all my friends at Social Services!" 21/06/22 12:00:24	3 16
Not "She's Leaving Home"? --Molly R
	Tea Rex 21/06/22 8:00:26	16

	lol creative clever "This is where Willie Johnson would sit and quickly - yet considerately - vote for us all." Sob 13/06/22 12:01:31	2 16
Thanks caption author. Right back atcha. At least I have enough quota to vote for this. As for comment quota I don't have... (oops). --Willie Johnson
	"That's it, Su. You say 'back off, my lamppost', cock your leg and spray. Great job!" 05/06/22 20:53:20	1 16

	Looks like a sett up to me. 03/06/22 8:00:13	3 16
I said “ I collect badges” ! --Andy Bunting
	"Did you drop Tilly at nursery like I asked you, Steve?" "...Drop, yes; like you asked me, not so much." 23/03/22 20:05:42	16

	"Now, kids, what happens if we don't look both ways before we cross?" "KAPOW! SPLAT!" 13/02/22 12:08:22	16

	Pugsly immediately regretted starting the Zoom chat with his parents 10 minutes early. 10/12/21 12:00:41	16

	"Do they normally play with those?" Sigh "Always." 19/11/21 21:13:49	16

	The previous version had cauliflower ears. 13/11/21 8:32:21	16

	The Furred Reich 22/10/21 20:00:09	1 16
Looking at this again, I have an urge to travel back in time and help that cat to succeed as an artist. --Glad You Remember
	"U F.O." "That's my boy! You tell him!" 10/09/21 8:00:39	1 16
I'd guess the Dad hasn't seen what happened to the White House in Independence Day, but they should be fairly safe, he is carrying Damien from The Omen. --Glyn Evans
	"Sarge! I think we've found where the clown's buried..." 25/08/21 12:11:52	16

	clever Today, Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters A, K and the number 47. 04/05/21 12:00:59	1 16

	"Are you kidding me? NO! You can't have your boomerang back!" 09/01/21 8:00:13	16

	"She's a lazy bitch, smells of wee and drinks out the toilet. But she can just about keep up with me if she leans on the buggy", said Ted. 29/11/20 20:00:19	16

	"They were both given yellow cards for diving." 29/08/23 12:01:24	15

	Wok's new pussycat? 01/08/23 8:01:02	15

	The Goods, The Dad and The Pugly 27/07/23 8:05:36, edited: 27/07/23 8:07:44	15

	creative "This is the wurst day of my life!" 26/07/23 8:01:19	15

	clever Drivers: never leave a muddy car in a seedy neighborhood. 01/06/23 20:00:14	1 15

	Rucksnack 30/03/23 12:01:31	15

	Ham and legs 26/03/23 8:00:20	15

	Many happy returns! 28/02/23 12:01:33	15

	"Looks like you've blown a seal, mate." "Honestly, it's just frost on my moustache!" 16/12/22 20:00:15	15

	This led to heated arguments. 15/12/22 20:06:07	15

	Steve mainly went shopping to check out girls. 04/12/22 8:16:37	15

	clever Apples and purrs. 03/12/22 12:01:42	15

	lol "Tell me doctor, what did the scan show?" "Hmm... Can you drive a minibus?" 18/11/22 8:03:34	15

	My dog is so polite - he minds his pees and queues. 11/11/22 8:04:16	15

	"Coca cola's in the next aisle, mate!" 18/10/22 8:00:53	15

	It must have been painful judging by all the Groening. 09/10/22 12:31:06	15

	The Journey to the Centre of the Earth just got a whole lot easier. 15/08/22 20:00:20	2 15
You will struggle to find an Actor for the leading role as good as James Mason. --Neil Mackenzie
	clever Foreword by Carrie Johnson. 15/08/22 12:00:09	1 15
🌟 Nice 1 --Craig Eddsenior
	Memory Lane 06/07/22 12:06:24	15

	"I'm sorry, George, we'll have to let you go. I just don't feel you're taking this undertaker's job seriously." 03/07/22 20:00:11	1 15
He'll have to undertake another job. --Willie Johnson
	It started as a ruff sketch. 24/06/22 20:20:04	15

	Rumour had it that a giant lived here but it was just a tall storey. 20/06/22 12:02:58	15

	Happily, fashion has made some great strides since then. 13/05/22 20:00:08	15

	BREAKING - World leaders delighted as Putin steps down. 09/05/22 20:00:09	15

	lol "Pass me a pencil!" "For the crossword?" "...erm, yeah..." 16/04/22 20:00:54	2 15
He should soon be passing a pencil himself. --Willie Johnson
	Barry had a rather puffy eye this morning. 11/12/21 20:00:09	15

	What a silly Miss Steak. 10/12/21 8:00:09	15

	"Ours was ruined within a week." "How come?" "I have a massive mole on my arse." 23/11/21 12:34:54	15

	"Yes, it's all true. Trump did grab me!" 24/09/21 20:00:37	1 15
Or maybe he grabbed someone else who was right by you. --Willie Johnson
	When the clown boss was arrested, it left some very big shoes to fill. 13/09/21 8:00:51	15

	Ted was about to get Bronze in the synchronised sunbathing. 10/08/21 8:03:51	15

	"Janet! That seagull's taking the baby!!" "Yeah. I had to swap him to get my iPhone back." 06/08/21 8:00:12	15

	I know his family actually - decent bunch. 04/07/21 20:00:12	15

	Not for the first time, the Church tries to delete a bit of history... 28/06/21 8:01:09	15

	The municipal jellyfish sting treatment facility was basic but effective. 12/05/21 20:00:18	2 15
Maybe he needs a sting, so it will become swollen. --Willie Johnson
	I thought only Miss Piggy snorted. 11/05/21 12:01:17	15

	"Great trick, but how do we get our clothes back out of the hoover?" 01/05/21 12:00:31	1 15
Another Hoover? --Willie Johnson
	lol There was a young man from Chantilly Who humped random plants, which was silly 'Mounting cacti is bad!' He proclaimed to his dad As the nurses pulled spikes from his willy 26/04/21 12:05:10	15

	His latest release stinks! 13/04/21 8:00:45	15

	Darlene was a BIG Country fan. 12/04/21 20:00:15	1 15

	The men died from a double hart attack. 05/04/21 20:00:08	15

	"Ok, all booked. Barbershop, April 12th." 21/03/21 8:01:56	1 15

	Illegull 12/03/21 8:00:06	15

	lol "If you can stay at home stay at home, otherwise go to work but don't go to work if you can work at home. Meet outside, not inside unless you have to meet inside but wear a mask, even if you are outside with six people in a public place or thirty people in a church. Everyone clear?" 17/12/20 13:06:24	1 15

	I see your future, young one. You will go on to be... In many, many, MANY captions. 30/11/20 8:02:38	15

	Little house on the purry 09/09/20 12:29:34	15

	The Floppy Cock Clinic were delighted with their tasteful rebrand. 11/07/20 8:15:43	15

	Reptiles 15/07/23 20:04:50	14

	That's pour design. 20/06/23 20:00:55	14

	This is why you never flush the loo while the train's stationary. 13/03/23 20:00:14	14

	Dadpool 10/03/23 20:00:11	14

	Pizza, Floor 'n' Tina 18/12/22 8:00:13	14

	"Jeez, that queue for the loo is massive! Thank goodness I'm wearing a nappy." 11/11/22 12:04:10	14

	Nobody really talks about the Bay City Rollers' punk period anymore. 16/10/22 8:00:12	14

	As backdrops go, this was hard to beat. 23/08/22 20:00:13	1 14
Clever comment beat the carpet which is the backdrop --Julia Fell
	CHAPTER ONE Have you tried turning them off and on again? 06/08/22 20:00:48	14

	"Come on, you can't loaf around in bed all day!" 24/07/22 8:16:27	14

	lol "What's this - 'Rex woz 'ere 10/01/22'? Blimey, that's some strong piss." 01/07/22 8:12:37	14

	Turd degree burns. 20/06/22 20:00:50	14

	As a tribute to the years of thankless service, Libyans erect a touching memorial to Colonel Gaddafi. 19/06/22 12:31:55	14

	🎶 Wake Up Little Suzi 🎶 24/05/22 22:20:32	14

	lol "Oh, gosh! A maggot!" 07/05/22 12:00:10	14

	"You're FINE, Jenny! Now get your clothes on, you're going to school!" 04/05/22 8:00:55	14

	"We honeymooned at Centaur Parks." 30/04/22 20:00:09	14

	Weapons of Mass destruction. 19/04/22 12:00:07	14

	Caution: May contain mutts. 02/04/22 16:45:55	14

	clever I don't know why Fluffy chose that Christopher Walken rucksack, it's much too big for him. 21/01/22 12:24:15	3 14
Fluffy chose it because the rucksack does the Walken --Glyn Evans
	Terence turned to the paper as there was nothing interesting on the web. 07/12/21 8:00:10	14

	"Here we are now with Champion Grower, Percy Smith. Now, Percy, how do you get your veg so amazingly big?" "Well, we live nextdoor to Boris Johnson, so we've got an unlimited supply of horseshi..." "Thank you, Percy!" 05/11/21 8:02:58	14

	"Next door's baby kept me up all bloody night!" 22/10/21 12:00:15	14

	"Y'know what, just leave the nose hairs today. Thanks." 04/10/21 8:01:23	14

	If you're new to caption.me, you need to know that cats are very big round here. 01/10/21 12:00:09	14

	"Your mum and I wanted you to have your own space." 09/09/21 20:00:08	14

	When you want to write 'wire cutters, a couple of hundred bucks and some fake ID' but can't because the prison guards might get suspicious. 14/08/21 8:00:40	14

	lol Kindly neighbours gather in support as an anti-vaxxer gets Covid. 10/08/21 12:01:01	14

	Foot notes 25/07/21 20:00:28	14

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I've been working on a similar caption for several minutes, but have been Googling to fact check as I'm not UK based. The police captions are a real stretch, aren't they? Nevermind, I'm going to work on a Fire Engine caption now wink