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	"Are you kidding me? NO! You can't have your boomerang back!" 09/01/21 8:00:13	16

	"She's a lazy bitch, smells of wee and drinks out the toilet. But she can just about keep up with me if she leans on the buggy", said Ted. 29/11/20 20:00:19	16

	Many happy returns! 28/02/23 12:01:33	15

	"Looks like you've blown a seal, mate." "Honestly, it's just frost on my moustache!" 16/12/22 20:00:15	15

	This led to heated arguments. 15/12/22 20:06:07	15

	Steve mainly went shopping to check out girls. 04/12/22 8:16:37	15

	clever Apples and purrs. 03/12/22 12:01:42	15

	lol "Tell me doctor, what did the scan show?" "Hmm... Can you drive a minibus?" 18/11/22 8:03:34	15

	My dog is so polite - he minds his pees and queues. 11/11/22 8:04:16	15

	"Coca cola's in the next aisle, mate!" 18/10/22 7:00:53	15

	It must have been painful judging by all the Groening. 09/10/22 11:31:06	15

	The Journey to the Centre of the Earth just got a whole lot easier. 15/08/22 19:00:20	2 15
You will struggle to find an Actor for the leading role as good as James Mason. --Neil Mackenzie
	clever Foreword by Carrie Johnson. 15/08/22 11:00:09	1 15
🌟 Nice 1 --Craig Eddsenior
	Memory Lane 06/07/22 11:06:24	15

	"I'm sorry, George, we'll have to let you go. I just don't feel you're taking this undertaker's job seriously." 03/07/22 19:00:11	1 15
He'll have to undertake another job. --Willie Johnson
	It started as a ruff sketch. 24/06/22 19:20:04	15

	Rumour had it that a giant lived here but it was just a tall storey. 20/06/22 11:02:58	15

	Happily, fashion has made some great strides since then. 13/05/22 19:00:08	15

	BREAKING - World leaders delighted as Putin steps down. 09/05/22 19:00:09	15

	lol "Pass me a pencil!" "For the crossword?" "...erm, yeah..." 16/04/22 19:00:54	2 15
He should soon be passing a pencil himself. --Willie Johnson
	Barry had a rather puffy eye this morning. 11/12/21 20:00:09	15

	What a silly Miss Steak. 10/12/21 8:00:09	15

	"Ours was ruined within a week." "How come?" "I have a massive mole on my arse." 23/11/21 12:34:54	15

	"Yes, it's all true. Trump did grab me!" 24/09/21 19:00:37	1 15
Or maybe he grabbed someone else who was right by you. --Willie Johnson
	When the clown boss was arrested, it left some very big shoes to fill. 13/09/21 7:00:51	15

	Ted was about to get Bronze in the synchronised sunbathing. 10/08/21 7:03:51	15

	"Janet! That seagull's taking the baby!!" "Yeah. I had to swap him to get my iPhone back." 06/08/21 7:00:12	15

	I know his family actually - decent bunch. 04/07/21 19:00:12	15

	Not for the first time, the Church tries to delete a bit of history... 28/06/21 7:01:09	15

	The municipal jellyfish sting treatment facility was basic but effective. 12/05/21 19:00:18	2 15
Maybe he needs a sting, so it will become swollen. --Willie Johnson
	I thought only Miss Piggy snorted. 11/05/21 11:01:17	15

	"Great trick, but how do we get our clothes back out of the hoover?" 01/05/21 11:00:31	1 15
Another Hoover? --Willie Johnson
	lol There was a young man from Chantilly Who humped random plants, which was silly 'Mounting cacti is bad!' He proclaimed to his dad As the nurses pulled spikes from his willy 26/04/21 11:05:10	15

	His latest release stinks! 13/04/21 7:00:45	15

	Darlene was a BIG Country fan. 12/04/21 19:00:15	1 15

	The men died from a double hart attack. 05/04/21 19:00:08	15

	"Ok, all booked. Barbershop, April 12th." 21/03/21 8:01:56	1 15

	Illegull 12/03/21 8:00:06	15

	lol "If you can stay at home stay at home, otherwise go to work but don't go to work if you can work at home. Meet outside, not inside unless you have to meet inside but wear a mask, even if you are outside with six people in a public place or thirty people in a church. Everyone clear?" 17/12/20 13:06:24	1 15

	I see your future, young one. You will go on to be... In many, many, MANY captions. 30/11/20 8:02:38	15

	Little house on the purry 09/09/20 11:29:34	15

	The Floppy Cock Clinic were delighted with their tasteful rebrand. 11/07/20 7:15:43	15

	This is why you never flush the loo while the train's stationary. 13/03/23 20:00:14	14

	Dadpool 10/03/23 20:00:11	14

	Pizza, Floor 'n' Tina 18/12/22 8:00:13	14

	"Jeez, that queue for the loo is massive! Thank goodness I'm wearing a nappy." 11/11/22 12:04:10	14

	Nobody really talks about the Bay City Rollers' punk period anymore. 16/10/22 7:00:12	14

	As backdrops go, this was hard to beat. 23/08/22 19:00:13	1 14
Clever comment beat the carpet which is the backdrop --Julia Fell
	CHAPTER ONE Have you tried turning them off and on again? 06/08/22 19:00:48	14

	"Come on, you can't loaf around in bed all day!" 24/07/22 7:16:27	14

	lol "What's this - 'Rex woz 'ere 10/01/22'? Blimey, that's some strong piss." 01/07/22 7:12:37	14

	Turd degree burns. 20/06/22 19:00:50	14

	As a tribute to the years of thankless service, Libyans erect a touching memorial to Colonel Gaddafi. 19/06/22 11:31:55	14

	🎶 Wake Up Little Suzi 🎶 24/05/22 21:20:32	14

	lol "Oh, gosh! A maggot!" 07/05/22 11:00:10	14

	"You're FINE, Jenny! Now get your clothes on, you're going to school!" 04/05/22 7:00:55	14

	"We honeymooned at Centaur Parks." 30/04/22 19:00:09	14

	Weapons of Mass destruction. 19/04/22 11:00:07	14

	Caution: May contain mutts. 02/04/22 15:45:55	14

	clever I don't know why Fluffy chose that Christopher Walken rucksack, it's much too big for him. 21/01/22 12:24:15	3 14
Fluffy chose it because the rucksack does the Walken --Glyn Evans
	Terence turned to the paper as there was nothing interesting on the web. 07/12/21 8:00:10	14

	"Here we are now with Champion Grower, Percy Smith. Now, Percy, how do you get your veg so amazingly big?" "Well, we live nextdoor to Boris Johnson, so we've got an unlimited supply of horseshi..." "Thank you, Percy!" 05/11/21 8:02:58	14

	"Next door's baby kept me up all bloody night!" 22/10/21 11:00:15	14

	"Y'know what, just leave the nose hairs today. Thanks." 04/10/21 7:01:23	14

	If you're new to caption.me, you need to know that cats are very big round here. 01/10/21 11:00:09	14

	"Your mum and I wanted you to have your own space." 09/09/21 19:00:08	14

	When you want to write 'wire cutters, a couple of hundred bucks and some fake ID' but can't because the prison guards might get suspicious. 14/08/21 7:00:40	14

	lol Kindly neighbours gather in support as an anti-vaxxer gets Covid. 10/08/21 11:01:01	14

	Foot notes 25/07/21 19:00:28	14

	Who said romance is dead... Oh, hang on... 17/07/21 11:03:26	14

	Friar Tech 28/06/21 7:00:33	14

	It turned out Clarence's tanning lotion was from a factory that also handled peanuts. 17/06/21 19:23:28	1 14
But he handles his own pea nuts. --Willie Johnson
	creative As Chester zoo reopens, staff discover a giraffe has penetrated the bearded dragon enclosure with amazing results. 18/04/21 7:04:11	14

	clever Narcoleptics: never pass out in the drawing room. 11/03/21 15:09:39	14

	Foolout 29/01/21 12:02:40	14

	clever LGBTQUEUE 20/12/20 12:06:25	14

	Mini hands make light work. 12/12/20 8:00:35	14

	lol When you forget to put the bins out, hear the dust lorry outside and just try to move them by telekinesis instead. 30/10/20 21:40:12	14

	"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you'll be a Mannequin, my son!" 17/10/20 11:00:21	14

	Ruff sketch 18/09/20 11:03:05	14

	Inkongnito 16/09/20 11:17:08	14

	"Give us a really big wave!" 10/09/20 7:04:41	14

	Spitting image 05/09/20 7:00:06	14

	"No nick-a la sturgeon!" 23/08/20 11:00:12	2 14
That's so bad I had to vote for it. --Dave Bryan
	"Apart from the holes in the shower curtain, this Bates Motel seems nice love." 17/07/20 11:57:08	14

	Yikes! I wouldn't like to meet that cat on a Dark Knight! 15/02/23 12:00:12	13

	"All units, we're looking for a chubby guy in a red suit seen staggering from the crash... Witnesses say he's consumed around 8,000 glasses of sherry." 23/12/22 20:00:38, edited: 23/12/22 20:01:12	13

	The Drying Scotsman 16/12/22 8:00:32	13

	Holy cow 30/11/22 8:00:10	13

	clever "Nice calves." 19/11/22 12:04:27	13

	Spotted in the Frozen aisle. 04/09/22 11:04:15	13

	Rin Tin Tin Tin Tin 18/07/22 11:00:10	13

	The young have such fertile minds. 30/06/22 7:02:02	13

	Pup Art 24/06/22 19:00:14	1 13
... by Roy Licktenstein. --Karyn Harrison
	Creepy crawler 24/05/22 7:01:41	13

	Foot stool 23/05/22 19:00:16	13

	"Stu?" 21/05/22 19:00:19	13

	Chow main road. 28/04/22 11:00:22	13

	Luckily, Nadine was only partially in-Seine. 20/04/22 7:01:09	13

	lol Brittle Mix 31/03/22 7:00:31	13

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