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Traumatised as a child, Tim vowed he'd never miss an ice cream van ever again...
15/10/23 7:09:58
Scotsman spends £1700 to attend Glastonbury for free.
15/10/23 8:21:43
Her: “I only like men who are good listeners”Me: …
15/10/23 7:05:18
Grandad: “you don’t know you’re born. Back in my day you had to drag round huge hearing aids”
15/10/23 7:04:03
I finally heard evidence of extraterrestrial life and it turns out the Martian language sounds like pigeons.
15/10/23 7:48:13, edited: 15/10/23 8:14:56
"HEY. Who are you calling a nosy bastard?"
15/10/23 7:26:48
Boys will be boys. The record for hearing Dave’s fart is now 25 miles
15/10/23 7:02:55
Morning Campers!
15/10/23 8:15:06
''When is Madonna arriving?''
15/10/23 7:05:19
After years of extensive research, it was finally proven that when a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, it does make a sound. Tax money well spent.
15/10/23 7:24:59
"Hello...? Hello? Yes, will you accept a reverse charge call from ET?"
15/10/23 7:16:36
“I finally got a word in with my wife”
15/10/23 7:14:03
A classic episode of Trigger Happy TV from the 50s
15/10/23 7:12:00
Israel insist that Palestinians have adequate early warning systems to keep them safe from any incoming nuclear attack
15/10/23 7:08:08
"Ricola!"
15/10/23 7:03:41
Dave Graham Bell always felt he was walking in his brother's shadow.
15/10/23 7:31:07
"That's one with a flake and the other with raspberry sauce"
15/10/23 7:18:09
Dave loved big aural excitement
15/10/23 7:02:30
If you listen carefully you can hear a pin drop... 15 miles away
15/10/23 7:01:27