"Welcome to your electric shock aversion therapy session, Anon. So, everytime you say something pedantic or unnecessary, Ill apply a high voltage to..." "Actually, youll find its not the voltage thats dangerous but the currAA...

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Al Overy	lol "Welcome to your electric shock aversion therapy session, Anon. So, everytime you say something pedantic or unnecessary, I'll apply a high voltage to..." "Actually, you'll find it's not the voltage that's dangerous but the currAAAAAAAAGH!" 02/09/21 13:33:38	2 20
Haha, to avoid that, all you have to do is use your own name like meAAAAAAAAGH! --Willie Johnson
Ian Skelding	Politicians in the mid-20th Century had to go through an annual brain cell reduction session, nowadays they just go through Eton. 02/09/21 12:53:39	1 8
"Mummy, why is it that the homeless can't buy their own ponies?" --Glyn Evans
Michael Winner	(muffled speech) "...and you say that my asthma will be cured by spending just one hour in a vacuum?" 02/09/21 16:56:21	2 7
Actually, you won't hear any speech at all because sound can't travel in a vaAAAAAAAAAGH! --James Lennox
stone face	lol Donald Trump endorses the Covid 19 Home Breathinator. Invented by the My Pillow guy. 02/09/21 12:17:05	1 7
And just as comfortable. --Willie Johnson
Mr Dome	Doctor I really don't think your therapy is working and for the love of Christ talk to me directly and take that stupid helmet off 02/09/21 12:54:26	5

Mark Wilson	"So what are your intentions for my daughter young man?" 02/09/21 17:51:43	4

Mr Dome	So tell me Mr Jacobs, when did you first start feeling like you were always the subject of experiments? 02/09/21 12:52:52	4

C CaMel	“Ok lads, we need to know if spacesuit farts can kill, you’ll probably want to flip a coin before you take your seats.” 02/09/21 12:30:02	3

Mr Dome	Right - the experiment will begin when I sit on the whoopee cushion 02/09/21 12:27:07	3

Dave Bryan	''Whenever you speak the telephone gives me an electric shock.'' ''I'll try and reverse the charges.'' 02/09/21 12:24:01	3

Karyn Harrison	"You're having sexy thoughts about Marlene Dietrich. Is that right?" "No, absolutely not! I was thinking about Josephine Baker." 02/09/21 12:21:27	3

John Glover	"Damn, you haven't by any chance, got a shilling for the meter?" 02/09/21 21:35:25	2

Kenny Ireland	"Yes. This is perfect. Could you deliver it to 10 Rillington Place please". 02/09/21 12:36:26	2

Kenny Ireland	"You see Sir. I place the captioneer where you are and when I press this button it forces them to give a nod". 02/09/21 12:24:33	2

Mr Dome	Boots were the pioneers of the tanning salon for the Victorian Gentleman, complete with deck chair for that authentic 'beach' experience 02/09/21 12:18:53	2

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