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That's one Humperdinck of a fart.
9:27am
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Englebert was a Performance Fartist. [Al Overy]
Did you know that Humperbert Engledinck. (As I like to call him.)
Wrote the lyrics to his most famous song, following a debilitating case of trapped wind. He claims he was delirious at the time and he saw a bright light in front of him. It wasn’t God, it was his own bowels and the methane inside was screaming in pain. Hence the song, “Please Release Me Let Me Go..” I know this because my nan used to iron his hair.
12:41pm
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Englebert was a Performance Fartist. [Al Overy]
I didn't know that Karen, what an amazing story, I always wondered how he got his hair so silky, so shiny.
I dread to think what "There Goes My Everything" was about now though.
9:06am
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Englebert was a Performance Fartist. [Al Overy]
Wouldn't that make it much easier to solve?
9:44pm
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"Can I solve it? Er, no, because I'm f*cking colour blind." [Al Overy]
Preferred it without the second sentence, personally.
8:59pm
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"Don't eat it, Snow!" Following on from her previous misfortunes, Snow White was accompanied by at least three undercover dwarves wherever she went. [Al Overy]
Thanks, Vivvy. :)
9:50pm
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"Don't eat it, Snow!" Following on from her previous misfortunes, Snow White was accompanied by at least three undercover dwarves wherever she went. [Al Overy]
Oh yes, but I don't want the 'Doc'tored-Up version... I want the 'Real McCoy.'
11:38am
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Also available: Dinosaur Bones. [Al Overy]
We don't deserve this.
10:39pm
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"I thought you were bringing some wine to go with dinner?"
"No, I said I'm smelly, eh?" [Al Overy]
Thanks, Peter. I was worried it was too subtle.
6:06am
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"I thought you were bringing some wine to go with dinner?"
"No, I said I'm smelly, eh?" [Al Overy]
Was playing with the wording for a Pompeii caption for ages and then when I was happy with it I checked the list and you'd beaten me to it! (Yours is better anyway). Have a vote :)
9:18pm
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🎶 You put your left leg in, you put your left leg... Ah, shite. -Pompeii AD 79 [Al Overy]