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"My name's Nicholas and I'm an alcoho-ho-holic."
18/10/22 7:01:46
"Coca cola's in the next aisle, mate!"
18/10/22 7:00:53
Only 68 days or two more Prime Ministers to Xmas
18/10/22 8:48:05
"Time to treat myself after a tough old year. What goes well with reindeer meat?"
18/10/22 12:22:43
"Ol' Santa is going to get good and blitzened."
18/10/22 8:55:30, edited: 18/10/22 9:00:36
"It's not for me. Rudolph's nose doesn't stay red all on its own."
18/10/22 8:08:03
Jolly old Saint Hic
18/10/22 7:01:25
Santa had to do something, Rudolph’s nose was looking very pale.
18/10/22 7:00:14
For people in some occupations, midsummer nights can be very depressing.
Mrs Claus had come down with Covid and Santa had to do his own Christmas shopping. Every child is getting a bottle this year.
18/10/22 7:31:18
Times are so tough, Santa has to buy his own Sherry.
18/10/22 20:08:44
Russell Brand admits he does not always want to be recognised in public.
18/10/22 12:58:01
I see 'e totally ignores the elf concerns.
18/10/22 12:24:18
Its a claus in my contract,i can buy one bottle a year
18/10/22 8:49:57
Santa had a helper coming over for dinner and with the help of a little rum, he was hoping he might get to empty his sack.
18/10/22 8:11:12
''Don't be so judgemental. After a day in the store grotto with those bloody kids, you'd need a drink.''
18/10/22 7:30:59, edited: 18/10/22 7:53:59
"Ah, finally. I'm so sick of milk & cookies."
18/10/22 7:04:57
Santa was getting in the Christmas spirit before bracing himself for the world tour
18/10/22 7:00:17
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