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Al Overy Vote score: 16993Al Overy

"Now, my good man, are you a mounted policeman?"

"No."

"Would you like to be?"

07/02/22 20:11:21

Dave Bryan Vote score: 28512Dave Bryan

''I'm arresting you for taking part in an illegal gathering. Have you anything to say?''

''Would you like a pay rise this year?''

07/02/22 20:03:20

Greg Curtis Vote score: 8717Greg Curtis

"When the rioting starts, I'll be right behind you."

08/02/22 2:04:46

The Wolf Vote score: 19314The Wolf

"What do you mean it's offensive to ask you for a piggyback?"

07/02/22 20:34:04

The Wolf Vote score: 19314The Wolf

"Pssst. What's Brexit?"

07/02/22 20:23:44

Kenny Ireland Vote score: 6120Kenny Ireland

Bobby Crush.

07/02/22 22:40:34

Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6316Lucky Elperro

"I think they should put the seats further apart on these tandems, don't you?"

07/02/22 21:54:26

James Lennox Vote score: 15469James Lennox

"Sir, while I agree with public sentiment that you need to raise the bar, I'd appreciate it if you didn't do it right now."

07/02/22 20:19:26

Sometimes it's good to think outside the box. This might not be one of those times. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 33642Stephen Bean

"If you put me behind bars can one of them be Wetherspoons?"

07/02/22 20:03:34

Glad You Remember Vote score: 2646Glad You Remember

"Have you combed the area, officer?"
"Not all of it, Sir"

08/02/22 18:30:11

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 14622Neil Mackenzie

The policeman may have the biggest nose but we all know who’s the biggest dick.

08/02/22 7:16:18

Stephen Bean Vote score: 33642Stephen Bean

"Do you mind if I cop a feel?"

07/02/22 20:32:36

The Wolf Vote score: 19314The Wolf

"HEY! I know you're busy looking after the Prime Minister but get that f-cking radio out of my nose."

07/02/22 20:01:49

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 14622Neil Mackenzie

Do you mind we’ve only just Met.

08/02/22 7:09:51

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 18236Dan Nicholls

Come on, I lean.

07/02/22 21:39:17

Tony S Vote score: 7896Tony S

"What do you think you are doing Boris?"
"They told me to wipe my PC clean to get rid of any evidence that could be embarrassing. "

07/02/22 20:59:25

Vivvy En Vote score: 12448Vivvy En

"That cop's got a right drip on his shoulder."
"You mean 'chip'?"
"No"

07/02/22 20:25:32

James Lennox Vote score: 15469James Lennox

"Yes, I have had a couple of drinks, but I do appreciate the sexy costume, Carrie."

07/02/22 20:15:16

alexandra ball Vote score: 2334alexandra ball

Please protect me, I'm running out of excuses and they're not buying anything I say.

07/02/22 20:01:17

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