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"Now, my good man, are you a mounted policeman?""No.""Would you like to be?"
07/02/22 20:11:21
''I'm arresting you for taking part in an illegal gathering. Have you anything to say?''''Would you like a pay rise this year?''
07/02/22 20:03:20
"When the rioting starts, I'll be right behind you."
08/02/22 2:04:46
"What do you mean it's offensive to ask you for a piggyback?"
07/02/22 20:34:04
"Pssst. What's Brexit?"
07/02/22 20:23:44
Bobby Crush.
07/02/22 22:40:34
"I think they should put the seats further apart on these tandems, don't you?"
07/02/22 21:54:26
"Sir, while I agree with public sentiment that you need to raise the bar, I'd appreciate it if you didn't do it right now."
07/02/22 20:19:26
"If you put me behind bars can one of them be Wetherspoons?"
07/02/22 20:03:34
"Have you combed the area, officer?""Not all of it, Sir"
08/02/22 18:30:11
The policeman may have the biggest nose but we all know who’s the biggest dick.
08/02/22 7:16:18
"Do you mind if I cop a feel?"
07/02/22 20:32:36
"HEY! I know you're busy looking after the Prime Minister but get that f-cking radio out of my nose."
07/02/22 20:01:49
Do you mind we’ve only just Met.
08/02/22 7:09:51
Come on, I lean.
07/02/22 21:39:17
"What do you think you are doing Boris?""They told me to wipe my PC clean to get rid of any evidence that could be embarrassing. "
07/02/22 20:59:25
"That cop's got a right drip on his shoulder.""You mean 'chip'?""No"
07/02/22 20:25:32
"Yes, I have had a couple of drinks, but I do appreciate the sexy costume, Carrie."
07/02/22 20:15:16
Please protect me, I'm running out of excuses and they're not buying anything I say.
07/02/22 20:01:17
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