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"Now, my good man, are you a mounted policeman?"  "No."  "Would you like to be?"
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Al Overy Vote score: 12564Al Overy

"Now, my good man, are you a mounted policeman?"

"No."

"Would you like to be?"

07/02/22 20:11:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21431Dave Bryan

''I'm arresting you for taking part in an illegal gathering. Have you anything to say?''

''Would you like a pay rise this year?''

07/02/22 20:03:20

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7825Greg Curtis

"When the rioting starts, I'll be right behind you."

08/02/22 2:04:46

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"What do you mean it's offensive to ask you for a piggyback?"

07/02/22 20:34:04

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Pssst. What's Brexit?"

07/02/22 20:23:44

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5900Kenny Ireland

Bobby Crush.

07/02/22 22:40:34

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6128Lucky Elperro

"I think they should put the seats further apart on these tandems, don't you?"

07/02/22 21:54:26

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11529James Lennox

"Sir, while I agree with public sentiment that you need to raise the bar, I'd appreciate it if you didn't do it right now."

07/02/22 20:19:26

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Sometimes it's good to think outside the box. This might not be one of those times. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23891Stephen Bean

"If you put me behind bars can one of them be Wetherspoons?"

07/02/22 20:03:34

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 2199Glad You Remember

"Have you combed the area, officer?"
"Not all of it, Sir"

08/02/22 18:30:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13233Neil Mackenzie

The policeman may have the biggest nose but we all know who’s the biggest dick.

08/02/22 7:16:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23891Stephen Bean

"Do you mind if I cop a feel?"

07/02/22 20:32:36

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"HEY! I know you're busy looking after the Prime Minister but get that f-cking radio out of my nose."

07/02/22 20:01:49

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13233Neil Mackenzie

Do you mind we’ve only just Met.

08/02/22 7:09:51

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17348Dan Nicholls

Come on, I lean.

07/02/22 21:39:17

 
Tony S Vote score: 5114Tony S

"What do you think you are doing Boris?"
"They told me to wipe my PC clean to get rid of any evidence that could be embarrassing. "

07/02/22 20:59:25

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 9798Vivvy En

"That cop's got a right drip on his shoulder."
"You mean 'chip'?"
"No"

07/02/22 20:25:32

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11529James Lennox

"Yes, I have had a couple of drinks, but I do appreciate the sexy costume, Carrie."

07/02/22 20:15:16

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Glyn Evans Vote score: 9839Glyn Evans

Hair Farce One

07/02/22 20:04:25

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1867alexandra ball

Please protect me, I'm running out of excuses and they're not buying anything I say.

07/02/22 20:01:17

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 7178Karyn Harrison

"Go on, give us a bite of your doughnut."

08/02/22 0:50:54

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4658Mark Wilson

"You don't frighten us Putin"

07/02/22 23:47:25

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6550Tosser Wivlov

Frankly young man, you weren't the type of escort I was hoping for.

07/02/22 21:34:08

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5328Scrijjy Doo

Should Britain pull out?

07/02/22 21:18:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21431Dave Bryan

''If you didn't organise the parties, sir, who did?''

''Larry The Cat.''

''Are you expecting us to believe that some pussy is running things at Number 10?''

07/02/22 20:55:18

 
Tony S Vote score: 5114Tony S

"No Luke , I am your father."

07/02/22 20:50:31

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Constable, I've just had word that a man up north tried to visit his Dad that was dying in hospital during lockdown. Throw the book at the bastard."

07/02/22 20:30:29

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6143Crunchy Chords

Once again PM comes up short

07/02/22 20:09:01

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Or comes up HIS shorts? (Sorry, I'll see myself out.) --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21431Dave Bryan

🎵 Put Your Head On My Shoulder 🎵

07/02/22 20:07:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17900Vanessa the Guesser

🎵 Just beat it 🎵

07/02/22 20:05:15

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

“Hey, lose that photo of the party and I’ll make sure you’re knighted.”

07/02/22 20:00:13

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6143Crunchy Chords

Desperate for that warm fuzzy feeling

07/02/22 20:00:09

 
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