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	Bad news love. The carwash has furloughed me. 09/08/20 20:00:54	12

	Toast modernism. 21/07/20 13:33:20	12

	lol x2 Next on Channel 4, Escape to the Chateau. 10/07/20 8:08:23	3 12
Think it must've been taken during lockdown. --Karyn Harrison
	lol creative "Don't bother going to Mount Doom, Frodo", said Gandalf, disrobing. "I'm going to destroy your ring personally." 14/03/24 12:03:34, edited: 14/03/24 13:37:54	1 11
And thereafter thou shall be known as Frayed-O! --Troompa Loompa
	Maintains core temperature. 07/02/24 8:05:26	11

	A well trained guard dog never leaves his post. 27/01/24 20:08:08	11

	🎵 Oh, I D-Lock to be beside the seaside 🎵 22/08/23 8:28:00	1 11

	My son's just started uni. 21/08/23 20:06:16	11

	There's a site for thaw ice. 30/07/23 13:30:04	11

	He's all fingers and strums. 28/04/23 10:08:54	11

	Didn't she used to be a Pond Girl? 09/02/23 22:07:25	11

	BREAKING: Bank robbers give police the slip. 07/02/23 12:05:54	11

	Retirement Home 24/11/22 8:01:33	11

	Spas and stripes 23/11/22 12:44:12	11

	Light fingered 22/08/22 8:00:09	11

	My Lickle Pony 25/07/22 8:00:12	11

	Dead Moëts Society 12/07/22 8:00:08	11

	Crack head. 05/07/22 12:00:29	11

	You can tell if an elephant has been in your kitchen by looking at the stools. 05/06/22 8:04:09	11

	The call of nature. 24/05/22 12:00:22	11

	"Hi, we're here for the A.A. meeting." 22/05/22 8:00:08	11

	Cleanliness IS next to godliness. 15/05/22 20:26:32	11

	"What I'm saying, Lorraine, is I'd really like to tie you down." "You mean... marriage?" "No, literally. Wait here while I get my top hat, cape and rope." 30/04/22 12:33:35	11

	Isaac Newton never really got the credit he deserved for inventing the LGBTQ flag. 09/04/22 20:00:31	11

	"Keep still. There's a mosquito on you..." 30/03/22 22:23:52	11

	"You can't see out of the window? Well I'm sorry, Sir, but if you didn't want to pay the Ryanair Visibility Surcharge..." 22/03/22 12:00:24	11

	Where eagles stare. 07/03/22 8:00:47	11

	New dash cam takes sharp photos, even at over 40mph! 23/01/22 8:10:49	11

	clever It was December 2021 when people first started reporting side effects of the Covid vaccination. Jim discovered he couldn't paint nails without his glasses, for example. 09/12/21 21:59:39	11

	Although Pauline denied this charge, she later admitted to smothering him with her beaver. 01/12/21 12:22:43	1 11

	Joe was a rubbish dad. 23/11/21 8:00:10	11

	"It took a while to get my old flame out of my head." 27/10/21 9:54:08	11

	BREAKING: Ed Sheeran teams up with The Wolf to turn some of his best captions into songs, starting with everyone's favourite 'No wonder my Nan's in a wheelchair'. 16/10/21 14:23:06	1 11

	"I saw one of these when I was in the Middle East." "Dubai?" "No, my wallet wasn't big enough." 12/10/21 20:27:16	11

	"The blotchy skin, the leathery appearance. Gosh, this creature must be over 100 years old!", remarked the turtle. 03/10/21 8:00:10	11

	Lucy and this guy with diamonds. 26/09/21 8:00:08	11

	"Today we welcome Tracy to Tattoo Fixers. Tracy, I presume that's the embarrassing tattoo we need to remove for you?" "What? No, it's the one on my back that says 'Vote Trump'." 04/08/21 8:01:06	1 11
My supporters don't know the meaning of the word "embarrassing ". --Troompa Loompa
	Pool Car 10/07/21 8:00:06	11

	Two foot square 06/07/21 8:00:22	11

	"Hi. I need to use the the phone. Tintin's unconscious. Again." 02/06/21 20:41:14	11

	"Well? Don't just stand there! Salute if you like my new clothes!!" 28/05/21 8:00:10	11

	In an effort to reverse months of bad press, Boris Johnson parachutes in on a recycled LGBT flag to mend a melting ice cap and, inadvertently, feed a hungry bear. 24/05/21 8:01:02	11

	Think: Don't rink and dive! 01/05/21 21:21:19	11

	Seconds later, Justin was chuffed to bits. 29/04/21 20:02:04	11

	creative "Hi, mum! Bad news is I blinded the baby with a pencil, good news is I drew him new eyes with felt tip!" 16/04/21 20:18:06	11

	The Camera Sutra 23/03/21 12:00:56	11

	Billy No Mates 13/03/21 20:00:07	11

	They say bad things happen in threes. First, Jim sat on a thistle, then a dog pissed on their picnic. Minutes later, both devoured by pigeons. 02/03/21 20:00:09	11

	"Do you like your hair, Paul?" "Yes, I love me do!" 21/02/21 12:03:01	1 11
Gonna shout it far and wide, across the universe. --Willie Johnson
	In and Out of Africa 30/01/21 20:02:37	11

	Every Primark shirt undergoes rigorous testing to match the demands of our customers' daily lifestyle! 18/01/21 12:00:44	1 11
"It's true. Our studies have shown 4 out of 5 rapists prefer Primark. Now with our trademarked Easy-Rinse DNA-B-Gone, casual fabrics." --Mauris Iocus
	Eggscavation 30/11/20 12:00:07	11

	We call him Fonzie, as he generally has a bird on each arm. 13/09/20 12:00:15	11

	The sad, unwanted, furry creature sat on the sofa for hours. His only company a teddy bear. 13/09/20 8:02:46	11

	lol "Right! No more kids!", shouted Mr Melon. "There's no room in the car when we go on holiday!" 11/09/20 8:10:06	11

	"Will you join us?" "No, I have a table for two." "I don't blame you dear. You don't want backache." 08/08/20 8:35:03	11

	Whatever possessed you to get up there? 12/07/20 8:04:36	11

	"Thanks. Now scrape the dog shit off this one." 15/01/24 8:55:16	10

	🎶 You, your sax is on fiiiiiire 🎶 13/12/23 8:02:28	10

	"C'mon little Mustang! We've brought you to a nice grassy field." "He just doesn't seem hungry, Sharon." 10/11/23 20:08:51	10

	"Next!", said Mr Hitchcock. 19/10/23 12:05:32	10

	Peter was starving and, in fairness, the blowpipe was a fairly humane weapon. 22/06/23 8:04:19	10

	"Told you this book was crap." 05/06/23 12:01:30	10

	"We will bite them on the beaches!" 30/05/23 8:14:46	1 10

	Mooped 09/05/23 12:00:37	10

	🎶 Mowing underground 🎶 25/03/23 8:00:15	1 10

	"AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" "What happened?" "I trod on the accelerator." 02/03/23 12:00:12	10

	He turned out to be a tool, just like his Dad. 26/02/23 12:00:12	10

	"Don't roll your ankle!" 25/02/23 20:01:20	10

	His best jeers are behind him. 25/02/23 8:00:38	10

	"Bloody trolley token's rolled under the bloody shelf... Oh, and now my hand's stuck! Can this get any worse... HEY!!!" 16/02/23 12:09:24	10

	Old school 15/02/23 20:00:23	10

	Feet of engineering 13/01/23 8:15:47	10

	* Sold as seen 05/12/22 20:01:17	10

	"I'll eat this, then I need to shoot." 11/10/22 8:01:59	10

	"The cabinet's in bits despite all the tools... anyway, enough news headlines, let's make this flat pack." 13/07/22 12:00:08	10

	"Thank you for travelling with Reliable Trafficking today. We'll be arriving in Dover momentarily." 07/07/22 12:01:24	10

	Crimp My Ride 15/06/22 8:00:13	10

	"I did warn him it was a bit nippy out there." 30/05/22 13:38:34	10

	Fish 'n' trips 17/05/22 8:00:30	10

	Fluffy was later fined £100 for dropping litter. 23/04/22 12:01:46	10

	"Shall I box these up, Mr Schrödinger?" 22/04/22 12:01:38	10

	Panty hose. 18/04/22 8:00:07	10

	"Are you completely mad!? You can't walk that piranha without a muzzle!" 08/03/22 8:03:59	10

	"Well now, Paddy, why'd you install so many taps there?" "I'm preparing meself for the next water shortage, Murphy." 23/02/22 20:02:56	1 10
'Tap o' da mornin' to ya' --Mr Dome
	creative 20 May 2020: "Ok, so we just follow the Bacardi tanker to a '10 Downing Street' apparently..." 12/01/22 21:33:15	10

	The lug of the Irish. 28/12/21 20:12:38	10

	Sally was later arrested for selling alcohol to miners. 15/12/21 12:00:11	10

	"At last! I have it! The Holy Grail... the shopping trolley with no gammy wheels!!" 22/11/21 8:00:39	10

	Only one year of OnAdventureWithDad? Somehow it seems like more. 20/11/21 12:08:53	10

	Buck Rogers 13/11/21 20:00:09	10

	On the downside, this year's spaghetti harvest was a disaster; The bread sticks however... 12/11/21 12:00:12	10

	clever "Tim?" "Yes, Jeff." "I don't think the Moth God is coming, is he?" 30/10/21 12:25:35	3 10
Maybe you're in the wrong place. Should have stopped to ask for directions. --Willie Johnson
	"Darling, I'm sorry I was out all night playing cards. Will you please just unlock the palace and let me in?" 17/10/21 8:01:48	10

	lol ZSL's 'Adopt a panda' scheme had some pretty strict rules. 11/10/21 12:02:07	10

	Reservoir Sprogs 09/09/21 8:00:29	10

	lol "Did you buy a faulty Space Hopper between 1970 and 1980? If so, then you may be entitled to compensation! Call today." 28/08/21 20:00:51	10

	"Good Morning, Vietnam!" 27/08/21 8:04:49	1 10
Good yawning, Vietnam --stone face
	"Yep, that third budgie's made all the difference." 10/08/21 8:01:10	10

	"One more push'll do it, Clive. And please don't eat windscreen wipers in future." 08/07/21 20:10:40	1 10
Don't forget to wipe. --Willie Johnson