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Constipation can cause a change to your ring tone.
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Tony S Vote score: 5514Tony S

Constipation can cause a change to your ring tone.

24/05/22 12:07:20

Glyn Evans Vote score: 9970Glyn Evans

"Alexa, wipe my arse"

24/05/22 12:19:16

Al Overy Vote score: 13062Al Overy

The call of nature.

24/05/22 12:00:22

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24573Stephen Bean

Screen dump

24/05/22 12:10:25

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13350Neil Mackenzie

Motion censor. You are now shitting at precisely 45 degrees.

24/05/22 17:08:10

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5481Scrijjy Doo

Wipe Left

24/05/22 12:29:55

Dave Bryan Vote score: 21899Dave Bryan

Dave does a lot of his business when he's on the phone.

24/05/22 12:12:09

Al Overy Vote score: 13062Al Overy

It's a pay as you go.

24/05/22 12:00:10

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24573Stephen Bean

Karziphone Warehouse

24/05/22 12:09:05

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17416Dan Nicholls

Wh...WHERE IS THAT HAND COMING FROM?

24/05/22 12:07:17

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24573Stephen Bean

"I really need some O2 in here."

24/05/22 12:02:37

Dave Bryan Vote score: 21899Dave Bryan

*WHEN IS BIG BUNNY COMING OVER TO SHAG ME*

''For Christ's sake, shut up!''

24/05/22 12:01:03

alexandra ball Vote score: 1883alexandra ball

Oh crap!!

24/05/22 15:27:32

Vivvy En Vote score: 10118Vivvy En

Your call has been logged

24/05/22 14:43:04

Tony Edwards Vote score: 35894Tony Edwards

Caught short

24/05/22 14:00:14

John  Glover Vote score: 22601John Glover

When I said I want to photograph my stool ....

24/05/22 13:23:51

Mr Dome  Vote score: 14208Mr Dome

Ah bollocks I dropped it just as I was about to cum

24/05/22 12:55:20

Greg Curtis Vote score: 7845Greg Curtis

TP-Mobile

24/05/22 12:38:51

Chris Keegan Vote score: 12104Chris Keegan

Apparently he dumped the call.

24/05/22 12:30:52

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5481Scrijjy Doo

B.M. Phone Home

24/05/22 12:29:11

Dave Bryan Vote score: 21899Dave Bryan

''WhatsApp?''

''There's no toilet paper.''

24/05/22 12:25:46

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24573Stephen Bean

Skid roam

24/05/22 12:19:51

Molly R Vote score: 3614Molly R

"Help, there's no loo paper in here, I need to call Deliveroo!"

24/05/22 12:00:40

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24573Stephen Bean

"Can someone help me please? I'm trying to make a privy call."

24/05/22 12:00:39

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 18171Vanessa the Guesser

When you need to post on Faecesbook

24/05/22 12:00:39

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24573Stephen Bean

Throne call

24/05/22 12:00:07

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