£50
WINNER

lol

Later on they fell out.

08/08/20 8:05:57

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... Shit, turns out I have to look at the keyboard to type.

08/08/20 8:06:12

"Will you join us?"

"No, I have a table for two."

"I don't blame you dear. You don't want backache."

08/08/20 8:35:03

"So nice to meet you, Sophia. I love you and i think you're a great actress"

"Likewise. I have a great deal of admiration and respect for you, Marilyn"

08/08/20 8:00:20

"The Queen will be disappointed she missed you"

08/08/20 9:15:48

Bosom buddies

08/08/20 8:08:59

Breast of friends

08/08/20 9:09:32

Do you want to hang out together?

08/08/20 10:32:09

Two of my favourites

08/08/20 8:01:01

A walk down mammary lane

08/08/20 9:12:50

Poor Jane! she always had her knockers.

08/08/20 9:04:21

"It's chest lovely to meet you."
"Tits lovely to meet you too."

08/08/20 8:25:44

Fur coat and no knickers

08/08/20 8:06:06

''Congratulations! You've got the biggest tits.''

08/08/20 8:05:14

Talk about a power couple

08/08/20 8:02:29

I heard Sophia was a little hard on Jayne throughout the evening. Similarly, all men present were hard-on Jayne as well

08/08/20 8:01:33

“Hey watch it Norma, you’ll have me bloody eye out.”

08/08/20 14:04:44

"Congratulations, that's the third year running you've won Breast in Show."

08/08/20 12:55:22

"I can't get rid of her, she bundled herself up in my coat and she goes everywhere with me now."

08/08/20 11:58:36

"Tits nice to finally meet you."

08/08/20 11:29:46

Eat your heart out Judy Finnegan, this happened way before you did it!

08/08/20 9:47:52

Marilyn on show

08/08/20 9:33:49

"What beautiful necklaces, I asked my husband for a pearl one but he couldn't climb over my tits"

08/08/20 9:20:36

Cleavage à trois

08/08/20 9:11:56

"And, by the way, they're real & they're spectacular!"

08/08/20 9:04:39

"I only seem to get bitty parts"

08/08/20 8:35:03

''I've shown you mine. Now you show me yours.''

08/08/20 8:27:42

"Excuse me, who do you think you are? - I'm still wearing this coat"

08/08/20 8:26:57

"You wouldn't believe how many dry roasted get chucked down 'ere every night."

08/08/20 8:26:48

''Did you use your body to get into films?''

''No, I relied on my acting ability.''

08/08/20 8:18:16