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"Right! No more kids!", shouted Mr Melon. "Theres no room in the car when we go on holiday!"
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Al Overy Vote score: 1311Al Overy

"Right! No more kids!", shouted Mr Melon. "There's no room in the car when we go on holiday!"

11/09/20 8:10:06

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9278Chris Keegan

Opel Fruit

11/09/20 8:13:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

Pip My Ride

11/09/20 8:23:36

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6984Hercules Rockefeller

Fruit of the Vroom

11/09/20 8:00:21

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7914The Wolf

In hindsight I should've bought a normal air freshener...

11/09/20 8:01:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

Fruit machine

11/09/20 8:41:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

Cantacoupe

11/09/20 8:01:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7914The Wolf

"F*cking typical. It had to be today that I get a puncture and need access to my spare tyre..."

11/09/20 8:19:33

 
Molly R Vote score: 2045Molly R

Mummy, why have you filled my dinky car with gooseberries?

11/09/20 8:04:01

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 681alexandra ball

Barbara please stop with the offers! Just because you can doesn't always mean you should.

11/09/20 15:53:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

The wife of The Man from Del Monte she say, ''Get these f-cking melons out of the car, I need to take the kids to school.''

11/09/20 8:38:59

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 151Sheila Graham

This time next year Rodney we could be melonaires!

11/09/20 8:17:44

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1311Al Overy

Melonia Trunk

11/09/20 8:09:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13037Vanessa the Guesser

"Some idiot tried to cut me up!"

11/09/20 8:07:06

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

Watermelons: 500
Petrol: 50
Plank of wood: 5
The sight of 200 watermelons rolling and crashing down the road after tailgate flies open: Priceless

11/09/20 8:01:14

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5913C CaMel

"Your UmBonger is 2 minutes away."

11/09/20 10:48:25

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2858GeeDee

When you said your wife had melons to die for..this isn't what I had in mind

11/09/20 10:15:02

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15283Dan Nicholls

"Are we pear yet?"

11/09/20 9:44:11

 
stone face Vote score: 8045stone face

My sad old bitch collects and loads this fruit for me.
She's a melon collie dog.

11/09/20 8:01:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

Van Morrisons

11/09/20 8:00:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10988Neil Mackenzie

Dad filled the car so his daughter can’t elope.

11/09/20 18:49:55

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3894Crunchy Chords

"Bakers, your theme today is: Fruit and Cars!" said Mel-an' Sue-baru.

11/09/20 15:26:32

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2658Scrijjy Doo

Patch Back

11/09/20 13:25:04

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23472Michael Winner

'Due to the horrific nature of the accident, we could only publish the 'before' picture.'

11/09/20 11:52:53

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1791Willie Johnson

"You got a deal on five years worth of watermelons? You realize that most of them will be rotten in a couple of weeks?"

11/09/20 9:48:10

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15283Dan Nicholls

Preparations were afoot for the jungle tenpin bowling championships.

11/09/20 9:43:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32490Tony Edwards

"It's a gourd little runner."

11/09/20 9:37:57

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1791Willie Johnson

Oh, you got one of them at half off.

11/09/20 9:33:34

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2297Rachel P

".....you bring the vodka"

11/09/20 9:30:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32490Tony Edwards

"You're twisting my melon, man."

11/09/20 9:28:58

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2297Rachel P

"Take 125"
Scene where Frances 'Baby' carries the water melon

11/09/20 9:26:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

''Darling, why is the car full of melons?''

''They'd run out of turnips.''

11/09/20 8:52:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

Vitamin cc

11/09/20 8:28:42

 
stone face Vote score: 8045stone face

🎵"They call me melon yellow.."🎵

11/09/20 8:24:27

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6114James Lennox

"Dad, open the door, I think Malcolm's going to be sick, he looks red."

11/09/20 8:19:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

''I don't believe it!''

11/09/20 8:09:22

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Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

"Never had watermelon with a lemon before."

11/09/20 8:07:52

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 78Ellen Duncalf

Only fruits and horses.

11/09/20 8:07:34

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6868Glyn Evans

"We're running on empty, time to give it some juice"

11/09/20 8:05:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13037Vanessa the Guesser

Katie Price packs for her next holiday.

11/09/20 8:00:46

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

🎵 Watermelon Van

11/09/20 8:00:11

 
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