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stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

Rovers Return

02/06/21 20:14:22

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

"Hi. I need to use the the phone. Tintin's unconscious. Again."

02/06/21 20:41:14

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

"My wife is a bitch."

02/06/21 20:11:58

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Wife's a bitch and then you die. --Willie Johnson
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34127Tony Edwards

The Hound of the Caskervilles

02/06/21 20:49:04

 
stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

"Paw me another."

02/06/21 20:11:24

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8611James Lennox

"Bartender, bring a mop, there's a poodle on the floor."

02/06/21 21:11:49

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7779Vivvy En

"Pint of Pedigree, mate"

02/06/21 20:10:48

 
stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

"Is he a cross breed?"

"Yes, he's furious . He's been waiting twenty minutes to get served."

02/06/21 20:47:16

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6790Greg Curtis

“Ruff day?”

03/06/21 2:19:23

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"Pant of Lager and a wag of crisps please."

02/06/21 21:01:17

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7779Vivvy En

"Can I have some nuts, please? I like to lick them."

02/06/21 20:50:11

 
stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

Have you met the new barktender..

02/06/21 20:18:51

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5941Karyn Harrison

"A chiendy please."

02/06/21 20:01:54

 
Ryan French Vote score: 100Ryan French

There's always some bitch at the bar.

06/06/21 16:47:04

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8303Hercules Rockefeller

"Bark eep!"

02/06/21 22:16:36

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

Lush puppy

02/06/21 22:04:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"Pointer Guinness please Mick."

02/06/21 21:03:17

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8611James Lennox

"Bartender, a horse has just walked in. I can't wait to hear what you're going to say."

02/06/21 20:26:30

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15120Dave Bryan

''I'll have a wee dram of Glenfiddich.''

''That's amazing. As soon as you walked through the door, I knew you were a Scottie.''

02/06/21 20:07:31

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 430Nina Dutton

“Can I have a hair of the dog. I’ve heard it’s good stuff.”

02/06/21 20:04:20

 
Prakash  Selvam Prakash Selvam

Barking in Bar

04/06/21 10:49:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16909Stephen Bean

Bittersea Dogs Home

03/06/21 9:53:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11851Mr Dome

- Did you want a pint of lager, Rex?
- 'Arf

02/06/21 22:42:36

 
John Beith Vote score: 164John Beith

"Think I'll have a Brewdog please."

02/06/21 22:21:13

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

Spaniel Levy and his Spurs masterplan wallchart.

02/06/21 21:55:39

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11917Neil Mackenzie

Political Correctness meant he couldn’t order is favourite black and white whiskey.

02/06/21 21:46:22

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Political correctness doesn't apply to animals. Being their human overlords we do not allow the animals such privileges. That is until one day when the animals will talk and that will be the humans day of reckoning.  --Glyn Evans
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3232Mark Wilson

...But I am a guide dog he's just outside parking the car

02/06/21 21:44:02

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

Daniel Levy thinks that a dog will make a good strike partner for Son Heung-min, but fans fear a cheap replacement for Harry Kane will only manage to hit the bar.

02/06/21 21:30:42

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

"That white bitch had the nerve to call me a dog."

02/06/21 21:25:07

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3464Stephen Paterson

Pawl O'Grady was running late.

02/06/21 21:18:26

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15120Dave Bryan

''Can we sit down?''

''There's some stools by the bar, darling.''

''Don't worry, I'll watch where I tread.''

02/06/21 20:57:56

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5941Karyn Harrison

"A gin and tonic for me and a brandy for the St Bernard."

02/06/21 20:53:38

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"I've heard there's a lot of WAGs in the pub tonight."

02/06/21 20:52:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"Could you call me a Taxidermist?"

02/06/21 20:43:05

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

Meanwhile, outside Dave peed on a lamppost then sniffed Geoff from number 63's bumhole.

02/06/21 20:29:00

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6790Greg Curtis

"No 'bite', thanks."

02/06/21 20:27:40

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6790Greg Curtis

"Watch my drink, need the hydrant."

02/06/21 20:26:19

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

"Anyway I'd better go - I've left the pups in the car with some coke and crisps."

02/06/21 20:22:42

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5941Karyn Harrison

"Are you over eighteen mate?"

"I'll have you know I'm sixty-five in human years."

02/06/21 20:21:22

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

When his owner's away he often has a little whine.

02/06/21 20:16:43

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

"Can I have your glasses, please?!"

"Sorry, I need them for reading."

02/06/21 20:13:01

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

"£5 a pint? You're Rovercharging."

02/06/21 20:12:27

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

"Double Bols please."

02/06/21 20:10:30

 
stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

"I've left him tied to the lampost outside. It's the only way I can get out, pretending I need a shit."

02/06/21 20:09:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

"Where's the barmaid? I want liquor.."

02/06/21 20:08:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"Cocker tail please Barman."

02/06/21 20:08:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8080Glyn Evans

"Hair of the dog please"

02/06/21 20:06:56

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

"Toilet water, shaken, not stirred."

02/06/21 20:06:46

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4774Crunchy Chords

Down the pup

02/06/21 20:05:59

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16909Stephen Bean

"Hey Benji, you'd better stop drinking or you'll feel ruff in the morning."

02/06/21 20:05:30

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 430Nina Dutton

“I’m on a tight leash, so I better just have a quick one.”

02/06/21 20:03:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16909Stephen Bean

"Barman, one Snowyball and make it snappy."

02/06/21 20:03:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16909Stephen Bean

Scrappy hour

02/06/21 20:03:13

 
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