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Ian Skelding Vote score: 26231Ian Skelding

Sofa King big.

12/10/21 20:32:07

 
Al Overy Vote score: 8220Al Overy

"I saw one of these when I was in the Middle East."

"Dubai?"

"No, my wallet wasn't big enough."

12/10/21 20:27:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7675C CaMel

“Pivot!”

12/10/21 20:24:39

 6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w3wmQAMoxQI reckon one of the Friends writers must have been a Douglas Adams fan. Strongly resembles a Dirk Gently scenario, although that did involve time travel and dematerialisation... --James Lennox
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10764Chris Keegan

"Mate, why don't you just lower the telly?"

12/10/21 20:00:49

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I can't, it's on the ceiling --Glyn Evans
Stephen Bean Vote score: 19334Stephen Bean

"Hasan, why are we looking at this monstrous symbol of Western decadence?"

"The wife said if I buy a new sofa we can have sex on it."

"But why does it have to be so big?"

"Have you seen the size of my wife?"

12/10/21 20:00:44

 
Al Overy Vote score: 8220Al Overy

"And finally, this is the Ultra-massive Deluxe. I've shown you every single sofa we have now, so please, please tell me your wife's arse will fit on this one."

12/10/21 20:00:34

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5695Kenny Ireland

D.F.S. big furniture sale.

12/10/21 21:27:04

 
Al Overy Vote score: 8220Al Overy

Alis In Wonderland

12/10/21 20:01:19

 
Al Overy Vote score: 8220Al Overy

DFFS!

12/10/21 20:13:29

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4107Scrijjy Doo

The Simpsons finally ran out of ideas.

Wed 1:42:22

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5698Lucky Elperro

"It's my own fault. I bought it on eBay and didn't check the dimensions"

12/10/21 21:41:47

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12244Neil Mackenzie

Why do you need such a big sofa?
It’s for the Team and their Pets. Apparently they have a lot of Pets in Newcastle.

12/10/21 20:07:06

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4107Scrijjy Doo

Legend has it that the cushions hold great wealth.

Wed 1:43:57

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6990Greg Curtis

"Got your bag? Now we harvest some BIG coins."

12/10/21 22:06:28

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5698Lucky Elperro

"It's not true. My penis is normal sized"

12/10/21 21:39:54

 
stone face Vote score: 10110stone face

"Well our experts think we could smuggle 35 dead journalists out in this. Much better than that Khashoggi crap."

12/10/21 20:37:05

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11752 Smuldo

"Sunni, I Shrunk the Kids..."

12/10/21 20:27:37

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8713Glyn Evans

"I figure the bigger the couch, the more treasure down the back of it"

12/10/21 20:02:34

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3780Mark Wilson

"Here for the interview? take a seat, the big boss will be out in a minute"

Wed 9:47:14

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1085Charles Gilbert

A little to the left.

Wed 6:12:18

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12521Mr Dome

I think we're gonna need a bigger bag

12/10/21 21:15:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 19334Stephen Bean

"Are you sure you want to get this, it's so large you might fall down the back of it?"

"I'm buying it for the mother in law."

(Nod to 20:01:26 and 20:02:34)

12/10/21 20:24:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17217Dave Bryan

Sunni & Chair

12/10/21 20:18:45

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16137Vanessa the Guesser

Who doesn't love a nice big settee with matching poufs?

12/10/21 20:12:19

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1450alexandra ball

You see Imran, we'll show those Americans we can make big products too.
Yes that's all well and good Jimmi but how the hell do we get on??

12/10/21 20:07:47

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10764Chris Keegan

'You spoil that Great Dane'

12/10/21 20:02:10

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6425Karyn Harrison

"Yep, I think the family will just about fit on that."

12/10/21 20:01:43

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2187Karen Oakenfull

“I’ve got the mother-in-law coming to stay next week. What do you reckon?”

12/10/21 20:01:26

 
Susan Oldham Susan Oldham

The Big Easy Chair

Thu 12:58:07

 
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