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Al Overy Vote score: 11700Al Overy

She said 'no' and quickly moved on, thereby dodging a Bullet.

30/04/22 12:00:14

 
Al Overy Vote score: 11700Al Overy

"What I'm saying, Lorraine, is I'd really like to tie you down."

"You mean... marriage?"

"No, literally. Wait here while I get my top hat, cape and rope."

30/04/22 12:33:35

 
Tony S Vote score: 4858Tony S

"I must admit seeing you here looking so sexy I need to tell you I am getting a little Hornby."

30/04/22 12:14:05

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Is she a model? --Mr Dome
stoneface1 Vote score: 1170stoneface1

"Till death do us part...Or the 5.15 to Newcastle."

30/04/22 12:21:03

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 9537Vivvy En

"Sweetness, have I ever told you your eyes are the same colour as...Thomas the Tank Engine?"

30/04/22 12:41:20

 
Tony S Vote score: 4858Tony S

It will never last if you railroad her into marrage.

30/04/22 12:17:03

 
Al Overy Vote score: 11700Al Overy

Trainsquatters

30/04/22 12:00:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13808Mr Dome

So that's why their kids are called the Railway Children

30/04/22 17:01:46

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 9537Vivvy En

The Trying Scotsman

30/04/22 13:05:56

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1170stoneface1

"Virgin?"

"No,Avanti North West."

30/04/22 12:25:18

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17570Vanessa the Guesser

My Fare Lady

30/04/22 12:19:38

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17570Vanessa the Guesser

Things are about to get steamy.

30/04/22 12:16:54

 
Tony S Vote score: 4858Tony S

What is it with Conservatives and online sex?

30/04/22 12:09:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23076Stephen Bean

"Well done guys, looks like you've got your relationship back on track."

30/04/22 12:00:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23076Stephen Bean

A Wedding and Two Funerals

30/04/22 12:45:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23076Stephen Bean

"They both looked so happy to have found their soulmate."

"Yeh, they were chuffed to bits."

30/04/22 12:02:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17570Vanessa the Guesser

🎵 He's got a ticket to ride 🎵

30/04/22 12:00:40

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2478Karen Oakenfull

The Taj Mahal, The Eiffel Tower, a Barbados beach….to name just a few of the most romantic places to propose marriage. Unless your dad was Buster Keaton….

01/05/22 22:56:22

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 247Madeline Charlton

Harry stopped his girlfriend in her tracks when he proposed.

01/05/22 5:21:39

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28245Ian Skelding

"Oy, you two, when we asked you to keep well behind the yellow line ........."

30/04/22 12:21:19

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1170stoneface1

I choo choose you...

30/04/22 12:19:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 35526Tony Edwards

"Don't do it!. He's got a one-track mind."

30/04/22 12:12:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23076Stephen Bean

"Yes, of course I think you're a lovely person even though I've never met you before. Now, do you think you could please let go of my hand. There's a train coming and I'd really like to be on the platform when it arrives."

30/04/22 19:31:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 20726Dave Bryan

''I told you to buy return tickets.''

30/04/22 18:15:27

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22468John Glover

Marriage lines.

30/04/22 14:26:33

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22468John Glover

Casey Jones.

30/04/22 13:50:43

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1880Dot Old

It's only a brief encounter

30/04/22 12:15:55

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 11778Chris Keegan

"Darling, when you said let's start sleeping together...."

30/04/22 12:09:36

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23076Stephen Bean

Mind the clap

30/04/22 12:07:11

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17570Vanessa the Guesser

It has to be said, Dave does have his good points.

30/04/22 12:06:01

 
Tony S Vote score: 4858Tony S

"It's not just the train Dave that is 3 days late."

30/04/22 12:04:06

 
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