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Glad You Remember Vote score: 2199Glad You Remember

"Cancel the bigger boat."

17/05/22 8:37:43

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12564Al Overy

Fish 'n' trips

17/05/22 8:00:30

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 231Sauce Pan

'Well I think this is better than the Japanese fishing net, but my teleportation trick needs some work.'

17/05/22 8:08:01

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9936Hercules Rockefeller

Last Train to Sharksville

17/05/22 8:06:58

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And I'll eat you at the station. --Al Overy
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23891Stephen Bean

"Ok shows over folks, I've finished singing. Kindly show your appreciation by putting some money on the seat above me," said the busking shark.

17/05/22 8:18:37

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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17900Vanessa the Guesser

The aquarium said he needed more training.

17/05/22 8:12:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21431Dave Bryan

''I'd like a ticket to Billingsgate.''

''Single or return?''

''Just what I need - another f-cking comedian.''

17/05/22 8:01:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 35754Tony Edwards

Feeding between the lines

17/05/22 10:18:54

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1229stoneface1

'cancel that bigger boat."

17/05/22 9:18:02

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Glad You Remember Vote score: 2199Glad You Remember

"Ooh, it's so hard trying to Instagram a stranded animal and hold a single-use plastic bottle at the same time. Why won't the world feel my pain?"

17/05/22 8:37:13

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 21431Dave Bryan

''I've never seen him ride the Docklands Light Railway before. He's usually on another line.''

17/05/22 8:23:57

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1229stoneface1

Sightings like this are fin on the ground..

17/05/22 9:17:20

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 12055Chris Keegan

Fish out of water loo.

17/05/22 9:01:30

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Think 'Waterloo' may work better. --Al Overy
James Lennox Vote score: 11529James Lennox

"Honey, you'll never guess what I caught on the subway."

"Hepatitis B?"

"Oh, you guessed."

17/05/22 8:26:51

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12564Al Overy

🎶 Under the seat, yeah under the seat 🎶

17/05/22 8:00:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23891Stephen Bean

"I have had it with these motherf**king sharks on this motherf**king train!!!!"

17/05/22 8:00:07

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Skates On a Train? :^)  --Crunchy Chords
Al Overy Vote score: 12564Al Overy

"See! Fish don't need a bicycle."

17/05/22 11:52:51

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17348Dan Nicholls

Ironically, he didn't have his oyster.

17/05/22 10:00:31

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1867alexandra ball

Take it to the aquarium.
I did and now we're visiting the zoo.

17/05/22 8:56:49

 
Craig Eddsenior Vote score: 1056Craig Eddsenior

I'm going for a bite at subway.

17/05/22 8:44:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23891Stephen Bean

Great Northern White

17/05/22 8:20:30

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21431Dave Bryan

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Police net closes in on killer shark.

17/05/22 8:17:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23891Stephen Bean

Mind the snap

17/05/22 8:08:41

 
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