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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 19877Vanessa the Guesser

It's nice to have at least one square meal a day.

04/04/23 20:03:28

Stephen Bean Vote score: 31231Stephen Bean

Step 1: Place device up chicken's arse...

04/04/23 20:00:59

Stephen Bean Vote score: 31231Stephen Bean

Comes with a year's free membership of the Flat Oeuf Society.

04/04/23 20:02:34

Nigel Marshall Vote score: 1410Nigel Marshall

For sale:
6 eggcups

04/04/23 22:36:00

Stephen Bean Vote score: 31231Stephen Bean

Is this an April Fool's yolk?

04/04/23 20:00:31

Stephen Bean Vote score: 31231Stephen Bean

So that's how you incubeate an egg.

04/04/23 20:00:10

Mandy Tate Vote score: 100Mandy Tate

Rosie the hen was shitting bricks.

05/04/23 7:08:34

Vivvy En Vote score: 11726Vivvy En

5/5 - Really pleased. The yolk goes right into the corners and it tastes so much better.

Eggwina, Blackpool


2/5 - Disappointed. The width measured 3mm more than the height making a rectangular egg.

Anon, Woking

04/04/23 20:20:13

Peter Houle Vote score: 590Peter Houle

"For best results, boil eggs first."

04/04/23 23:00:39

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 11549Hercules Rockefeller

"What egghead dreamed this up?"

04/04/23 20:32:49

John Harrison Vote score: 3224John Harrison

I couldn't wait and so opted for Eggpress delivery.

04/04/23 20:02:58

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 7375Crunchy Chords

Advertised in The Daily Eggs-Press

04/04/23 20:00:10

Martin Veith Vote score: 1199Martin Veith

Apparently you can fit a square egg in a round bowl

05/04/23 7:02:09

Mr Dome  Vote score: 15767Mr Dome

Cuberies Creme Egg

04/04/23 23:01:40

Jo Vote score: 707Jo

That would be fun at the egg and spoon race

04/04/23 21:09:29

James Lennox Vote score: 14203James Lennox

And with that, Charlotte the square anussed chicken suddenly became less special.

04/04/23 20:41:40, edited: 04/04/23 20:57:13

Ovary action if you ask me. --KimJong Pun
Glyn Evans Vote score: 11005Glyn Evans

"I'd build an egloo"

04/04/23 20:24:27

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 7670Scrijjy Doo

Building Block of a Healthy Breakfast

04/04/23 20:17:05

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 19877Vanessa the Guesser

Not convinced it dozen hurt.

04/04/23 20:11:43

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 7375Crunchy Chords

I tried it several times but it always broke the shell.

04/04/23 20:10:45

Stephen Bean Vote score: 31231Stephen Bean

"I put this on my husband's penis while he was sleeping. You should've seen his face when he woke up."

04/04/23 20:01:59

Can we assume your husband is called Dave? --Peter Houle
Paul Gledhill Vote score: 1098Paul Gledhill

"A square egg can most definately not go into or out of a round hole." said the chicken.

04/04/23 20:00:36

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