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Accident investigators will need to examine the Dasher cam.
23/12/22 20:01:37
"All units, we're looking for a chubby guy in a red suit seen staggering from the crash... Witnesses say he's consumed around 8,000 glasses of sherry."
23/12/22 20:00:38, edited: 23/12/22 20:01:12
“All of the other reindeer, USED TO laugh and call him names.”
24/12/22 3:17:24
This is why you don't let Rudolph join in any reindeer games.
23/12/22 20:00:22
Slaindeer
23/12/22 20:00:28
“Do you think it was a Meteor that caused this?”“Comet I would say.”
23/12/22 20:17:06
‘Have you experienced bullying at work?’Rudolph: “Not recently.”
23/12/22 22:31:11
Turned out only one reindeer could fly.
23/12/22 21:05:50
No one was good this year, anyway.
23/12/22 20:16:01
There's been a murdeer
23/12/22 20:00:52
Rein of terror
23/12/22 20:04:09
"I don't know who the culprit is, but he appeared to have a stuffy nose."
23/12/22 20:09:33
"It's a lot lighter than I remember it lads."
23/12/22 20:09:23
No way were the others getting in front of Rudolph for the Next Boxing Day Sale.
23/12/22 20:08:03, edited: 23/12/22 20:08:53
They've been working hard since the fall
23/12/22 20:02:38
"Won't you guide my slay tonight?"
23/12/22 20:00:39
Shit, he's getting away, rein him in lads.
25/12/22 19:00:49
Rudolph has been on the Heineken-reaching parts other deers can't reach
24/12/22 10:14:26
"Off Dasher. Off Dancer. Off Prancer and Vixen..."
23/12/22 20:03:35, edited: 23/12/22 20:14:50
Clearly the dispute quickly escalated.
23/12/22 20:02:20
Rudolph the red nose rein of terror
23/12/22 20:01:35
Used to laugh and call him names…Rudolph’s Revenge
23/12/22 20:01:32
Rudolph the sleigher
23/12/22 20:01:09
Musk murder
23/12/22 20:00:49
"I'm sorry, Santa. It's foot and mouth. I'll get my shotgun."
23/12/22 20:00:24
Sleighed to rest.
23/12/22 20:00:21
"What a deersaster!"
23/12/22 20:00:14
Deer and Present Danger
23/12/22 20:00:13