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She only married him because he's loaded.

01/10/22 19:11:23

Wedding magazine

01/10/22 22:28:54

Unfortunately for her she would later find out he fired blanks

01/10/22 21:11:44

Guns and roses.

01/10/22 19:08:13

Unsurprisingly, nobody had any objections to them getting hitched.

01/10/22 19:03:10

Shotgun wedding

01/10/22 19:00:13

Their big day went off with a bang

01/10/22 19:12:28

"How did you know we're from Texas?"

01/10/22 19:01:01

One Wedding and a Funeral

01/10/22 19:21:12

"Right, anyone else wanna object?"

02/10/22 5:59:59

'You may now kill the bride'

01/10/22 21:13:43

Nine months later after the birth she invited everyone to say hello to my little friend.

01/10/22 19:09:53

I've had three shots at marriage myself.


Never hit the target...

01/10/22 19:03:14

"Who is the guy with the rocket launcher?"
"The vicar."

01/10/22 19:01:44

Wedlock stock and two smoking barrels.

01/10/22 19:00:26

Wedded blitz

01/10/22 21:10:41

Armour

01/10/22 20:09:57

"Wow, Honey, where were you concealing those pistols?"

"Nevermind that, Babe, where were you concealing that Kalashnikov?"

01/10/22 19:18:41

"Just make sure you give them plenty of warning if you want to throw confetti."

01/10/22 19:12:00

Bless, the moment they met they just put their arms round each other.

01/10/22 19:01:22

“If anyone knows of any lawful impediment ….”

01/10/22 19:00:32

...and the drinks were served in shot glasses.


Guess who it was who shot 'em...

01/10/22 19:00:14

To have and to hold up.

02/10/22 8:29:58

Bonnie & Clive

01/10/22 21:18:47

Married in First Sights

01/10/22 21:04:00

Unfortunately he had a cold dead gland.

01/10/22 20:00:27

If only I had been that prepared when I married my first wife...

01/10/22 19:35:32

''I bet I can kill more guests than you can.''

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"Whatever we're having to eat, bet you $5 they killed and butchered it themselves."

01/10/22 19:22:08

"Til death us do part"

01/10/22 19:13:14

"Go ahead, make my wedding day."

01/10/22 19:11:42

"Did you say your honeymoon is in Ukraine?"

01/10/22 19:05:27

"I've never seen a stretched tank before."

01/10/22 19:04:07