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She only married him because he's loaded.

01/10/22 20:11:23

Wedding magazine

01/10/22 23:28:54

Unfortunately for her she would later find out he fired blanks

01/10/22 22:11:44

Guns and roses.

01/10/22 20:08:13

Unsurprisingly, nobody had any objections to them getting hitched.

01/10/22 20:03:10

Shotgun wedding

01/10/22 20:00:13

Their big day went off with a bang

01/10/22 20:12:28

"How did you know we're from Texas?"

01/10/22 20:01:01

One Wedding and a Funeral

01/10/22 20:21:12

"Right, anyone else wanna object?"

02/10/22 6:59:59

'You may now kill the bride'

01/10/22 22:13:43

Nine months later after the birth she invited everyone to say hello to my little friend.

01/10/22 20:09:53

I've had three shots at marriage myself.


Never hit the target...

01/10/22 20:03:14

"Who is the guy with the rocket launcher?"
"The vicar."

01/10/22 20:01:44

Wedlock stock and two smoking barrels.

01/10/22 20:00:26

Wedded blitz

01/10/22 22:10:41

Armour

01/10/22 21:09:57

"Wow, Honey, where were you concealing those pistols?"

"Nevermind that, Babe, where were you concealing that Kalashnikov?"

01/10/22 20:18:41

"Just make sure you give them plenty of warning if you want to throw confetti."

01/10/22 20:12:00

Bless, the moment they met they just put their arms round each other.

01/10/22 20:01:22

“If anyone knows of any lawful impediment ….”

01/10/22 20:00:32

...and the drinks were served in shot glasses.


Guess who it was who shot 'em...

01/10/22 20:00:14