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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 19133Vanessa the Guesser

She only married him because he's loaded.

01/10/22 19:11:23

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 7003Crunchy Chords
She only married him because hes loaded.

01/10/22 19:08:47, edited: 10/11/22 21:49:34

Mr Dome  Vote score: 15055Mr Dome

Wedding magazine

01/10/22 22:28:54

Mr Dome  Vote score: 15055Mr Dome

Unfortunately for her she would later find out he fired blanks

01/10/22 21:11:44

John  Glover Vote score: 22828John Glover

Guns and roses.

01/10/22 19:08:13

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 10896Hercules Rockefeller

Unsurprisingly, nobody had any objections to them getting hitched.

01/10/22 19:03:10

Paul Gledhill Vote score: 778Paul Gledhill

Shotgun wedding

01/10/22 19:00:13

Sam Bo Vote score: 56Sam Bo

Their big day went off with a bang

01/10/22 19:12:28

Mark Cowling Vote score: 2335Mark Cowling

"How did you know we're from Texas?"

01/10/22 19:01:01

Tony Edwards Vote score: 36775Tony Edwards

One Wedding and a Funeral

01/10/22 19:21:12

Generic RedHead Vote score: 1039Generic RedHead

"Right, anyone else wanna object?"

02/10/22 5:59:59

Mr Dome  Vote score: 15055Mr Dome

'You may now kill the bride'

01/10/22 21:13:43

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13981Neil Mackenzie

Nine months later after the birth she invited everyone to say hello to my little friend.

01/10/22 19:09:53

vincent hefter Vote score: 1398vincent hefter

I've had three shots at marriage myself.


Never hit the target...

01/10/22 19:03:14

Mark Cowling Vote score: 2335Mark Cowling

"Who is the guy with the rocket launcher?"
"The vicar."

01/10/22 19:01:44

Craig Eddsenior Vote score: 2356Craig Eddsenior

Wedlock stock and two smoking barrels.

01/10/22 19:00:26

Mr Dome  Vote score: 15055Mr Dome

Wedded blitz

01/10/22 21:10:41

Sam Bo Vote score: 56Sam Bo

Armour

01/10/22 20:09:57

James Lennox Vote score: 13062James Lennox

"Wow, Honey, where were you concealing those pistols?"

"Nevermind that, Babe, where were you concealing that Kalashnikov?"

01/10/22 19:18:41

Mark Cowling Vote score: 2335Mark Cowling

"Just make sure you give them plenty of warning if you want to throw confetti."

01/10/22 19:12:00

Chris Keegan Vote score: 12585Chris Keegan

Bless, the moment they met they just put their arms round each other.

01/10/22 19:01:22

Paul Gledhill Vote score: 778Paul Gledhill

“If anyone knows of any lawful impediment ….”

01/10/22 19:00:32

vincent hefter Vote score: 1398vincent hefter

...and the drinks were served in shot glasses.


Guess who it was who shot 'em...

01/10/22 19:00:14

Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 1344Ellen Duncalf

To have and to hold up.

02/10/22 8:29:58

Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2952Karen Oakenfull

Bonnie & Clive

01/10/22 21:18:47

Mr Dome  Vote score: 15055Mr Dome

Married in First Sights

01/10/22 21:04:00

Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6766Tosser Wivlov

Unfortunately he had a cold dead gland.

01/10/22 20:00:27

Chris Keegan Vote score: 12585Chris Keegan

If only I had been that prepared when I married my first wife...

01/10/22 19:35:32

Dave Bryan Vote score: 24462Dave Bryan

''I bet I can kill more guests than you can.''

01/10/22 19:32:40, edited: 01/10/22 19:47:24

Mark Cowling Vote score: 2335Mark Cowling

"Whatever we're having to eat, bet you $5 they killed and butchered it themselves."

01/10/22 19:22:08

Paul Wharton Vote score: 200Paul Wharton

"Til death us do part"

01/10/22 19:13:14

James Lennox Vote score: 13062James Lennox

"Go ahead, make my wedding day."

01/10/22 19:11:42

Mark Cowling Vote score: 2335Mark Cowling

"Did you say your honeymoon is in Ukraine?"

01/10/22 19:05:27

Mark Cowling Vote score: 2335Mark Cowling

"I've never seen a stretched tank before."

01/10/22 19:04:07

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