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She only married him because he's loaded.
01/10/22 19:11:23
01/10/22 19:08:47, edited: 10/11/22 21:49:34
Wedding magazine
01/10/22 22:28:54
Unfortunately for her she would later find out he fired blanks
01/10/22 21:11:44
Guns and roses.
01/10/22 19:08:13
Unsurprisingly, nobody had any objections to them getting hitched.
01/10/22 19:03:10
Shotgun wedding
01/10/22 19:00:13
Their big day went off with a bang
01/10/22 19:12:28
"How did you know we're from Texas?"
01/10/22 19:01:01
One Wedding and a Funeral
01/10/22 19:21:12
"Right, anyone else wanna object?"
02/10/22 5:59:59
'You may now kill the bride'
01/10/22 21:13:43
Nine months later after the birth she invited everyone to say hello to my little friend.
01/10/22 19:09:53
I've had three shots at marriage myself.Never hit the target...
01/10/22 19:03:14
"Who is the guy with the rocket launcher?""The vicar."
01/10/22 19:01:44
Wedlock stock and two smoking barrels.
01/10/22 19:00:26
Wedded blitz
01/10/22 21:10:41
Armour
01/10/22 20:09:57
"Wow, Honey, where were you concealing those pistols?""Nevermind that, Babe, where were you concealing that Kalashnikov?"
01/10/22 19:18:41
"Just make sure you give them plenty of warning if you want to throw confetti."
01/10/22 19:12:00
Bless, the moment they met they just put their arms round each other.
01/10/22 19:01:22
“If anyone knows of any lawful impediment ….”
01/10/22 19:00:32
...and the drinks were served in shot glasses.Guess who it was who shot 'em...
01/10/22 19:00:14
To have and to hold up.
02/10/22 8:29:58
Bonnie & Clive
01/10/22 21:18:47
Married in First Sights
01/10/22 21:04:00
Unfortunately he had a cold dead gland.
01/10/22 20:00:27
If only I had been that prepared when I married my first wife...
01/10/22 19:35:32
''I bet I can kill more guests than you can.''
01/10/22 19:32:40, edited: 01/10/22 19:47:24
"Whatever we're having to eat, bet you $5 they killed and butchered it themselves."
01/10/22 19:22:08
"Til death us do part"
01/10/22 19:13:14
"Go ahead, make my wedding day."
01/10/22 19:11:42
"Did you say your honeymoon is in Ukraine?"
01/10/22 19:05:27
"I've never seen a stretched tank before."
01/10/22 19:04:07