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Passing a hard stool had inflamed Grans IBS.

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Vanessa the Guesser	Passing a hard stool had inflamed Gran's IBS. 18/01/23 8:01:30	17

Tony S	At 1st I thought it was Elton John but turns out it's his rocket gran. 18/01/23 9:11:36	7

Neil Mackenzie	Nan hadn’t had her reading glasses when she ordered the rocket chair online, she’d wanted a rocking chair. 18/01/23 8:31:51	7

The Wolf	...and I still couldn't get an appointment at the Doctors. 18/01/23 8:07:27	5

Craig Eddsenior	It was a terrible ass scent. 18/01/23 8:01:06	5

Mark Cowling	"I've saved a seat just for your mother." 18/01/23 13:44:34	4

C CaMel	Incontinent ballistic missile. 18/01/23 10:56:19, edited: 18/01/23 11:08:27	4

Vivvy En	Rita has a blast playing her version of musical chairs. 18/01/23 8:31:46	3

brian davies	Smoke gets in your arse 18/01/23 8:17:49	3

Jo	That was certainly an explosive number 2 18/01/23 8:11:40	3

Dot Old	Bertha's reenactment of the opening ceremony of the 1984 Los Angeles Olympics wasn't quite the same. 18/01/23 8:40:41, edited: 18/01/23 8:45:23	2

Dave Bryan	First gran in space says she's ''over the moon''. 18/01/23 8:22:32	2

Dave Bryan	BREAKING Government introduces new scheme to solve the problem of Britain's ageing population. 18/01/23 8:15:28	2

Dan Nicholls	Space shattle 18/01/23 8:08:45	2

Paul Gledhill	I'll never go to that Indian restaurant again 18/01/23 8:06:28	2

Stephen Bean	OAPollo 2 18/01/23 8:01:28	2

Julia Kinsey	She felt sure she Will Shatner pants 18/01/23 8:01:26	2

vincent hefter	There's no such thing as a free launch (but this time all it cost her was...her dignity) 18/01/23 8:00:38, edited: 18/01/23 10:11:49	2

Stephen Bean	Thunderbids are GO! 18/01/23 8:00:11	2

The Wolf	Cost of living crisis deepens as women resort to making their own sex toys. 18/01/23 8:50:49	1

Dan Nicholls	Eunice we have a problem. 18/01/23 8:08:19	1

Stephen Bean	"Oh no, Gran's done it again." "What's that?" "Drunk all her Senna." 18/01/23 8:04:13	1

Julia Kinsey	Auntie Anne was determined to be the first Norfolk woman to be launched into space using natural gas 18/01/23 8:01:00, edited: 18/01/23 8:02:29	1

Al Overy	I was proud of Nan. Second place in the Brussels sprouts eating contest wasn't to be sniffed at. 18/01/23 8:00:44	1

Stephen Bean	Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Super Gran! 18/01/23 8:00:44	1

vincent hefter	"Bugger, I knew I shouldn't have eaten those beans!" 18/01/23 8:00:14	1

Molly R	Thelma was not very successful in channelling Marilyn Monroe. 18/01/23 8:00:06, edited: 18/01/23 8:00:17	1