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George is really coming out of his shell.
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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6690Vanessa the Guesser

George is really coming out of his shell.

02/07/18 19:00:28

 
Mark England Vote score: 14099Mark England

...and we are yet to know exactly why, but at the turn of Spring, you will spot many Galapagos Tortoises engaging in a game of Leapfrog..

02/07/18 19:30:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11364Dan Nicholls

You join us on day 3 of the tortoise leapfrog competition. He's around halfway through his first leap.

With a nod to the other leapfrog of course.

02/07/18 19:41:53

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Good caption. But I agree with Welsh Rarebit - a nod to the other caption wouldn't go amiss :) --ant knee
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33453Welsh Rarebit

"I told you that you had Ereptile Dysfunction!"

02/07/18 19:26:56

 
stone face Vote score: 2386stone face

Slow poke.

02/07/18 19:20:42

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

"Really? At their age?"

03/07/18 3:51:17

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

"Are you taking precautions?"
"Yes, I've cancelled my summer holidays."

02/07/18 21:22:45

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

"How was it for you?"
"I dunno. It was so long ago I can't remember."

03/07/18 13:15:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33453Welsh Rarebit

"Yawn, you've been telling me that you're coming for the last hour..."

02/07/18 19:10:20

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

I'm no expert but those snails are boning.

03/07/18 5:40:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2401Dave Bryan

'' You're in the wrong hole.''

''It's my birthday.''

02/07/18 20:54:29

 
Mark England Vote score: 14099Mark England

"I just knew this would happen when I saw you eating that asparagus"

02/07/18 19:18:09

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 292Tiny Alien

#awkard!

03/07/18 11:04:49

 
Steve Wright Vote score: 1788Steve Wright

Teenage Student Infringed A Turtle

02/07/18 22:41:24

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

"I have protection"

02/07/18 22:28:01

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

'Be careful Bert or we will both turn turtle'

02/07/18 21:53:39

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

As Muriel carried her husband home from the pub his manhood fell into view.

02/07/18 21:19:45

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8730Neil Mackenzie

The one on the bottom was shell shocked, he'd never been gay raped before.

02/07/18 21:19:35

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33453Welsh Rarebit

As they're such slow creatures, I've always wondered why they were named Gallop-agus tortoises?

02/07/18 21:06:18

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5183Greg Curtis

"That day, we just started to click...CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK...Ahhhh...."

02/07/18 20:43:48

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

One fook in the grave

02/07/18 20:38:23

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5183Greg Curtis

"How'bout MY place, AND yours...?"

02/07/18 20:26:17

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5183Greg Curtis

"You want it SLOW, or REALLY slow...?"

02/07/18 20:13:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33453Welsh Rarebit

"Hang on, my helmet is stuck!"

02/07/18 20:04:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3689Chris Keegan

Loyalty cards ain't so bad, he's clearly taking advantage of his shell points

02/07/18 19:50:03

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3689Chris Keegan

And so it goes on...yet yet more offspring being conceived who will need sheltered accommodation.

02/07/18 19:48:17

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Tooshie Turtle.

02/07/18 19:46:55

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3769Kenny Ireland

A fast mover.

02/07/18 19:41:33

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4956Glyn Evans

"Slow down!"

02/07/18 19:36:04

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3769Kenny Ireland

"Careful Fred or you will give us a ninjary".

02/07/18 19:32:54

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19727Ian Skelding

"Where's the Hare?"
"Yes it does it doesn't it?"

02/07/18 19:24:34

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4686Paul Reeve

“Don’t worry it will be just like when I race the hare, I never cum first.”

02/07/18 19:24:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6690Vanessa the Guesser

I see the neighbours have added another storey.

02/07/18 19:23:02

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 483Carey Sutton

Theres got to be an easier way

02/07/18 19:17:45

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 483Carey Sutton

Are you pulling that funny face yet?

02/07/18 19:16:05

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19727Ian Skelding

"Michelle, Michelle."
"Am I that good?"
"No, my shell is digging into me."

02/07/18 19:15:23

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5064Hercules Rockefeller

"Yeah, that's it. Call me Leonardo."

02/07/18 19:12:28

 
stone face Vote score: 2386stone face

She looks shell shocked.

02/07/18 19:08:08

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6690Vanessa the Guesser

"Oi you nosey lot, wind your necks in."

02/07/18 19:07:01

 
Mark England Vote score: 14099Mark England

"Let's try Tantric Sex you said. Well you've been at it for a week now and I still haven't reached orgasm"

02/07/18 19:05:38

 
stone face Vote score: 2386stone face

Ahhhh... They look turtley smittened with each other.

02/07/18 19:04:52

 
stone face Vote score: 2386stone face

When we had sex education in school,this is the photo that tortoise how to make love.

02/07/18 19:04:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27771Tony Edwards

Double-dicker

02/07/18 19:02:48

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33453Welsh Rarebit

Slowly slowly, catch the spunky.

02/07/18 19:01:10

 
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