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	no one's safe onthe roads 04/12/12 11:46:47	3

	times have gotten really hard for the triads 26/10/12 18:09:42	3

	she was a bit shell shocked 05/07/12 16:23:54	3

	who said you could turn this wee car on a sixpence? 12/01/12 10:44:06	3

	Chicken farmer. Tue 20:01:47	3

	Enjoy girls, the drinks are on me. 26/02/24 21:06:38	3

	It's organic and a recycled glass ok! 20/02/24 12:20:45	3

	Jeff was always the fall guy. 06/02/24 12:57:02	3

	Nice pins. 20/01/24 9:16:17	3

	A ghost!!, I can't believe my eyes. 10/01/24 20:00:44	1 3

	🎶 oops upside your head 🎶 31/12/23 20:05:35	3

	Keep quiet, it was bad enough having them for Christmas, definitely not new year too! 29/12/23 20:01:21	1 3

	Pole dark. 20/12/23 8:56:35	3

	Take me back to the cat rescue shelter. 10/12/23 9:38:14	3

	When cousins marry! 22/11/23 12:07:49	3

	You pay peanuts you get monkeys! 17/11/23 20:01:30	3

	She wouldn't accept he'd died. Talk about burying your head in the ground. 08/11/23 11:44:30	3

	The new dog food has really given him a spring in his step! 21/10/23 19:58:02	3

	He really takes pride in his appearance. 06/09/23 20:00:42	3

	After a big argument, Janet told Dave to get stuffed. 31/08/23 20:01:41	3

	Mr Gove finally realised nobody was looking for him in the game of hide and seek. 29/08/23 20:02:26	3

	His jokes have been done to death!! 20/08/23 13:46:12	3

	I'm only here for the rear. 30/07/23 9:30:46	3

	Rover didn't really like this place but it's his masters choice. 27/07/23 12:03:45	3

	When cousins marry. 21/06/23 20:05:09	3

	It's not fair him using his matrix skills on the pitch. 21/05/23 9:52:26	3

	Westminster Abbey is really going all out for this coronation. 06/05/23 10:04:57	3

	Looks like our caravan weekend in Bournemouth is off darling. 05/05/23 12:04:03	3

	Bean there,done that. 16/03/23 20:03:24	3

	A few minutes later Jeff crashed because it's bad luck to open an umbrella indoors. 13/03/23 12:01:14	3

	You light up my life. 13/02/23 20:04:59	3

	This is why women live longer than men. 10/02/23 20:01:36	3

	Doctor Strange. 01/02/23 12:53:00	3

	Sorry ladies but that's not chocolate. 28/01/23 20:02:05	3

	Sorry kids, we've came to the wrong guide dog centre. 14/01/23 20:02:11	3

	No sorry mum, I still like girls. 09/12/22 20:03:10	1 3

	Oh no, the laxative is starting to work!! 01/12/22 20:00:47	3

	It's not big, it's just he's very very small. 29/11/22 20:02:08	3

	Dave now realised why that space was available. 27/11/22 14:07:14	3

	Who let uncle Albert steer the ship again?? 09/10/22 10:00:33	3

	Poor Rocco, he's been over compensating since getting neutered. 22/09/22 12:08:41	3

	Well it beats the cat walk. 24/06/22 20:01:47	3

	Alexa, Alexa, read this for me!! 29/05/22 13:36:53	3

	Gran's ate shellfish again! 21/05/22 9:08:26	3

	Love hurts! 16/05/22 9:22:56	3

	Oh God, is it your birthday again?? 14/05/22 12:01:36	3

	A Bush Tucker trial. 10/05/22 20:00:52	3

	Chinese takeaway. 06/05/22 20:02:29	3

	Does my butt look big in this? 28/04/22 20:00:47	3

	These Downing street parties are taking an odd turn. 26/04/22 20:01:58	1 3
Doesn't look like they're having trouble downing those glasses of wine. --Willie Johnson
	I thought I saw a putincat 21/04/22 12:02:13	3

	Since leaving the animal shelter, Tiddles has really come out of his shell. 18/04/22 14:09:16	3

	Nice legs, shame about the face! 14/04/22 12:02:03	3

	The national Hate gallery. 27/03/22 20:00:27	3

	Daddy, do we have to do this every time to get into the paddling pool? 26/03/22 12:01:41	3

	This is just nuts. 19/03/22 20:03:19	1 3

	A little gift for my lying, cheating scumbag husband. 11/02/22 9:17:00	3

	It costs extra for that. 01/02/22 20:01:06	3

	Gesundheit 31/01/22 20:03:15	3

	The new lab assistant. 20/01/22 13:12:07	3

	And that folks was Arthur's last Christmas. 16/01/22 12:04:28	3

	How many are in there??? 12/01/22 9:40:36	3

	Betty was using too much royal jelly. 11/01/22 10:33:50	3

	Mum asked how much I love her, I said to the moon and back so now I have to prove it! 06/01/22 9:01:04	3

	He's just a well rounded guy with a big sack! 30/12/21 20:00:49	3

	Jane was excited to see Wurzel Gummidge. 09/12/21 11:11:18	3

	Tonys wife gave him an ultimatum, her or his balloon fascination so, ta da! 22/11/21 20:02:13	3

	We're gonna need a bigger tree. 12/11/21 23:18:57	3

	Jane went to great lengths to conceal their affair. 05/10/21 13:51:23	3

	Stop looking at my bitch getting into her bikini. 06/09/21 13:58:17	3

	Can he fix it? No he can't! 22/08/21 11:42:37	3

	Next time, remember to bring your own damn brandy! 13/07/21 20:01:14	3

	Rodent Stewart. 27/05/21 12:10:39	3

	Birds eye view. 20/05/21 20:01:51	3

	Is he a gelding? He is now! 05/05/21 21:18:12	1 3
I was going to say "After the jump, there were two geldings on the field". That's what I get for being late. Great caption. --Willie Johnson
	It's ok, I love you even though you're a ginger. 02/05/21 12:16:03	1 3
I love you too, but the correct term is redhead. Think you need to change your caption so you are politically correct. Thought about it, donâ€™t, as it would make it totally weird ðŸ˜‚ --Nina Dutton
	Typical man, a glimpse of sun and the lawnmower comes out! 27/03/21 20:43:11	1 3
Wait, the typical man is a lawn mower. If he glimpses the sun will he come out? --Willie Johnson
	Man I cured that problem. 22/03/21 20:07:22	3

	Everyone has a first day at work. 20/02/21 20:03:25	3

	She lives in a hard water area. 06/02/21 9:33:08	3

	Oh no not grandads pants boiling again! 26/01/21 12:01:19	3

	Grandma's out of isolation I see. 20/01/21 14:05:31	3

	Match point. 02/01/21 20:06:48	3

	Ideal present for the outgoing President. 03/12/20 16:03:55	3

	Here's looking at ewe kid. 02/11/20 15:24:27	3

	Miley Cyrus helps out at local nursing home during Covid. 23/10/20 12:54:00	3

	Spud u don't like. 13/10/20 20:03:17	1 3

	If I only had a brain and I only had the courage and I only had the heart to tell Dorothy, her breath stinks! 30/09/20 8:44:55	3

	The best one wins an award for being outstanding in his field. 20/09/20 12:02:52	3

	The Rolling Stones final tour. 18/09/20 10:03:45	2 3
Just another "Rolling Stones final tour" to add to the list. --Willie Johnson
	Barbara please stop with the offers! Just because you can doesn't always mean you should. 11/09/20 15:53:07	3

	The lengths you've to go to to get a signal. 10/09/20 20:24:14	3

	That's the turd sign they've had to put up. 02/09/20 21:56:04	3

	Every dog has it's duvet day 21/08/20 16:57:10	3

	Cheeky cow! 01/08/20 12:02:58	3

	Swing out sister 27/07/20 20:09:01	3

	Shameless!, Good job she's her face covered, that bra and those pants don't match, 25/07/20 12:02:35	3

	Honey I shrunk the workmen. 18/07/20 12:14:09	3

	Greg Davies didn't check the bath before buying his new home. 17/07/20 9:47:58	3

	I always sat in the front till he met her, bitch! 18/06/20 15:23:52	3

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last comments (total: 51)

"that's wattle want."

[anon]

30/01/24
7:15pm

comment on caption:
Female Beatles tribute act, the Beakles [alexandra ball]

Step One: Take out the competition.

Step Two: No contest.

Step Three: Take out all of the other competition.

Step Four: Become international undefeated unchallenged bowling champions of the universe.

Glyn Evans

02/03/24
5:12pm

comment on caption:
The competition where bowled over by their brilliance. [alexandra ball]

Nod to 12.05?

[anon]

09/03/24
12:21pm

comment on caption:
He has anger issues, always losing his head. [alexandra ball]

Nodding may be a problem

Dave Bryan

09/03/24
12:24pm

comment on caption:
He has anger issues, always losing his head. [alexandra ball]

The question is, how many molehills does it take to make a mountain and how many dead moles? 🤔

Glyn Evans

29/03/24
7:49pm

comment on caption:
She's making a mountain out of a molehill. [alexandra ball]

Typical the IKEA boy has a couple of nuts missing.

[anon]

01/04/24
8:19pm

comment on caption:
I have no Ikea where they are! [alexandra ball]

That's quite interesting, I never realised that sheepish meant to feel extreme shame or having a lack of self confidence.

I always thought sheepish meant fickle for someone who's easily herded as they can't or don't resist peer pressure.

But it appears that "sheepish" applies to the way a shepherd lives rather than the sheep. Hopefully this isn't a definition coined up by city slickers to undermine the farming working classes to make them feel a sense of shame, or to make the city slickers feel better as they're not the poor bastards sitting out in the fields themselves! 🤣

It's alright, in an urban setting they've got the factory working line instead but I've never come across being factoryish before...

Glyn Evans

13/04/24
4:34pm