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The Wolf Vote score: 8042The Wolf

Butlins is a lot stricter now than it was in the 90s.

02/09/20 20:32:09

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23475Michael Winner

"I know you never liked her, but couldn't you have bought Grandma a proper headstone?"

02/09/20 22:07:57

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

No dumping

02/09/20 20:00:37

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13073Vanessa the Guesser

Anon hates the incorrect use of colons.

02/09/20 20:06:16

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 158Sheila Graham

Poohibition.

02/09/20 20:30:06

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

Having no arms, Dave was thankful for the red bar to lean against.

02/09/20 21:53:51

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1353Al Overy

No Richard Gere. By order of the gerbils.

02/09/20 20:45:12

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Mind your own business

02/09/20 20:36:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

''I need a piss, Watson.''

''No shit, Sherlock.''

02/09/20 20:34:39

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23475Michael Winner

I just don't understand the new Highway Code.

02/09/20 22:10:16

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 683alexandra ball

That's the turd sign they've had to put up.

02/09/20 21:56:04

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2666Scrijjy Doo

No Invisible Toilets

02/09/20 21:07:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

Whites only shitting area.

02/09/20 20:32:58

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8042The Wolf

I've just bought this sign for my own backyard...

02/09/20 20:29:42

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

No seating available, bring your own stools

02/09/20 20:09:13

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 158Sheila Graham

Dogs, clean up after your humans.

02/09/20 20:06:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

No use of anal rocket boosters.

02/09/20 20:00:52

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9298Chris Keegan

NO SHIT!

02/09/20 20:00:19

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2666Scrijjy Doo

How does he wipe without arms?

02/09/20 21:07:58

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13073Vanessa the Guesser

Queue here for the Fear of Flying Course.

02/09/20 20:14:28

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6128James Lennox

Ooo, that laser took his leg clean off.

02/09/20 20:07:32

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

Defecan't

02/09/20 20:00:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20856John Glover

Beware of toilet bowl thieves.

03/09/20 16:19:48

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10162Mr Dome

No follow through road

03/09/20 0:53:53

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

No Shitting Down on the Job!

02/09/20 21:50:53

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

For Dave landscape gardening was a cross between a job and a hobby.

02/09/20 21:44:39

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4651Lucky Elperro

No Russell Brand lectures permitted.

02/09/20 21:08:37

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9298Chris Keegan

They're fake signs. It's a scam poo.

02/09/20 21:02:10

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1805Willie Johnson

No posting signs. If you do, they will be pooped on.

02/09/20 20:36:18

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2562Trace Sarge

Rock...toilet paper...damn forgot the scissors

02/09/20 20:33:53

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1353Al Overy

If ye be afflicted with the curse 'May all your turds be hedgehogs', then begone!

02/09/20 20:33:04

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6882Glyn Evans

There's a secret bunker in the hill where I can shit diamonds? - Take me to it.

02/09/20 20:26:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32501Tony Edwards

Designated area of outstanding booty.

02/09/20 20:24:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22906Ian Skelding

A No Lollipoop man area.

02/09/20 20:20:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32501Tony Edwards

The sign marks the grave of the last person to take a shit here.

02/09/20 20:16:41

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6128James Lennox

"Where are you going Running Bear?"

"To the canyon Dancing Bull, I'm going to shit off the cliff."

"You can't Running Bear, the White Man has banned it."

"Damn it, I'll have to use the lavatory then, but I refuse to use the bidet."

02/09/20 20:14:46

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4964Karyn Harrison

NO SQUATTING

02/09/20 20:10:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8042The Wolf

"Hey, look Dave. There's a sign prohibiting human beings from using the squat position to defecate in this designated public area. I just wish there was an easier way of saying it as my explanation became a little boring didn't it?"

"Yeah, no shit"

02/09/20 20:01:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

No public displaying of haemorrhoids.

02/09/20 20:00:19

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3916Crunchy Chords

I was really sh*tting bricks until I saw the sign.

02/09/20 20:00:14

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1353Al Overy

No butts and no crappy excuses

03/09/20 13:21:14

 
stone face Vote score: 8088stone face

Turd world problems..

03/09/20 9:09:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20856John Glover

Dire rear.

03/09/20 2:21:39

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

As the song says - 🎵 What do you do if you need the loo in an English Country Garden?
Pull down your pants and fertilise the plants, in an English Country Garden? 🎵 so Dave just ignored the sign as he couldn’t hold it in any longer.

02/09/20 21:16:39

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"find a leaf and wipe it underneath" --Rachel P
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2666Scrijjy Doo

Trump Rally Straight Ahead

02/09/20 21:05:20

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Tony Edwards Vote score: 32501Tony Edwards

Beware of prickly cacktus

02/09/20 20:32:02

 
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