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Tony Edwards Vote score: 31838Tony Edwards

Glumdog Millionaire

18/06/20 9:58:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9778Dave Bryan

''Follow that cat.''

18/06/20 8:12:55

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Why....because he's the cat that chewed my new shoes.....I'll bet NO one gets this? --Morgan .
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8926Chris Keegan

Max became wealthy through gambling. He used to Winalot.

18/06/20 8:02:27

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18837Troompa Loompa

Every dog has its Daimler.

18/06/20 9:11:47

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Daimler would work well too. --Dan Nicholls
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9778Dave Bryan

''I'll leave the window down for a few more minutes, driver. It should have cleared by then.''

18/06/20 8:47:12

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20583John Glover

"James, take me to my favourite telegraph pole."

18/06/20 14:31:35

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1042Stephen Graham

Should you not be at home minding Sharon's knickers?

18/06/20 8:01:43

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No the dirty bitch still hasn't washed any. --Morgan .
alexandra ball Vote score: 422alexandra ball

I always sat in the front till he met her, bitch!

18/06/20 15:23:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10204Stephen Bean

Pedigree Glum

18/06/20 10:50:54

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18837Troompa Loompa

Max has had to get taxis ever since they abolished dog licenses.

18/06/20 9:16:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31838Tony Edwards

Very Important Pooch

18/06/20 8:54:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10204Stephen Bean

Bark seat driver

18/06/20 8:04:05

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

It won't be a red carpet after I've dragged my itchy arse down it.

18/06/20 8:57:04

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6726Hercules Rockefeller

Bitchhiker

18/06/20 8:02:03

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6130Greg Curtis

" 'Walk?' Why walk?"

18/06/20 18:39:55

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My Granddad had a saying: why walk when you have the health and strength to drive? --Dan Nicholls
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1475Karen Oakenfull

As they drove away from the Vets, Benson could see all of the dogs and bitches frolicking in the park. He wanted to be part of it and join in but he no longer had the balls.

18/06/20 12:01:36

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22239Ian Skelding

Melancollie

18/06/20 11:08:06

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

"Mr Trump, please say that again. You hid the nuclear codes in Agent Goodboy's collar?"

18/06/20 8:56:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9778Dave Bryan

Bark and ride

18/06/20 8:15:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10204Stephen Bean

Pedigree Brum Brum

18/06/20 8:15:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9778Dave Bryan

His parking is worse than his biting.

18/06/20 8:04:47

 
Molly R Vote score: 1779Molly R

Yes, I know the Queen Mum would have waved - but they wouldn't have forbidden her to stick her head out of the window.

18/06/20 8:01:15

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1504Willie Johnson

Man in other car - "Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"
Dog - "I'll poupon you."

19/06/20 9:47:38

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2284Scrijjy Doo

"Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poop?"

18/06/20 14:14:48

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Big Dog

18/06/20 11:51:42

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10697Neil Mackenzie

His lifetime partner had left him everything in his will, the cars, the multimillion pound houses the lifetime care allowance, but all he wants is to see his owner again.

18/06/20 11:24:05

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1285Mark Wilson

Sorry Boris for crashing into the back of your car, I was testing my eye sight

18/06/20 11:23:20

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1285Mark Wilson

Quarter pounder with cheese please

18/06/20 11:20:05

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10697Neil Mackenzie

Where’s the Cat?
Puss in boot.

18/06/20 11:19:11

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9676Mr Dome

I'm off to Humanitas. Not sure what it is but I'm getting dropped off by a taxidermist

18/06/20 10:22:25

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1809Rachel P

“Another bloody warm day and another three hour wait for McDonalds drive thru!”

18/06/20 10:22:19

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stone face Vote score: 7638stone face

Yep..thats definitely a dog

18/06/20 10:20:25

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5694Paul Reeve

It could be worse thought Fergie, at least I’m not married to Andrew anymore.

18/06/20 9:49:01

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18837Troompa Loompa

My other one's a Rover.

18/06/20 9:15:22

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Must be a woofter. --Morgan .
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8926Chris Keegan

As he was collected by his new owners Rex looked out and thought how much he was going to miss the rescue home. However for the life of him he couldn't remember what he rescued it from.

18/06/20 8:59:20

 
Mark England Vote score: 16944Mark England

"This week we've had a bird on a bus and a dog in a car. Next week captioneers, tune in for our exclusive 'cat on a moped' picture. I'll start you off...Vespurr"

18/06/20 8:57:30

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Don't tempt me! --Karyn Harrison
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1475Karen Oakenfull

Oh how Nigel longed to be with his pals at the snooker club.

18/06/20 8:56:50

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

Off to see a dog about a man.

18/06/20 8:53:52

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5966Vivvy En

Driving your pointer home

18/06/20 8:53:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9778Dave Bryan

''That will be £30, Rover.''

''£30 for a two mile journey! Don't try to take me for a pug.''

18/06/20 8:33:41

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

Amnesty sees more than 100 gun dogs surrendered.

18/06/20 8:29:08

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1504Willie Johnson

It's lonely being top dog. Especially when all the cats have been chased out of caption.me.

18/06/20 8:26:24

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Not again...its getting like Brexit. --Morgan .
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