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Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9135Hercules Rockefeller

"If he does it for free, then what are we giving him the milk & cookies for?"

30/12/21 21:26:46

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13147Mr Dome

You mean old, red, and nobody believes in him any more?

30/12/21 20:05:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21149Stephen Bean

Breaking News: Santa's elves reveal most of their toys are made in China.

30/12/21 20:07:29

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4614Scrijjy Doo

That commie pig better not make the mistake of entering a Republican's home. CLICK

30/12/21 23:11:53

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They'll see red, then they'll see more red and then they'll claim that Santa was trying to viciously give them a present and that they were trying to protect themselves against a wrapper.  --Glyn Evans
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16789Vanessa the Guesser

Well Mrs Claus complains that his pants have terrible skid Marx.

30/12/21 20:22:30

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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5584Crunchy Chords

... And he shops at Marx & Spencer.

31/12/21 6:39:56

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22283Troompa Loompa

"I can't start my sleigh, it keeps Stalin'."

30/12/21 21:54:55

 
Tony S Vote score: 3739Tony S

If he was they would be doing better in the polls.

30/12/21 20:09:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34944Tony Edwards

It's a Labour of love.

30/12/21 20:04:05

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1598alexandra ball

He's just a well rounded guy with a big sack!

30/12/21 20:00:49

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16789Vanessa the Guesser

Maybe that's why the presents are all labelled 'From Russia With Love'

30/12/21 21:01:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21149Stephen Bean

He's certainly been Putin it about. Apparently he has children on every continent.

30/12/21 20:59:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18790Dave Bryan

''Is Santa Claus a Socialist? Is The Tooth Fairy a Tory? Are Leprechauns Liberal Democrats? These are just some of the issues we'll be discussing on Question Time tonight.''

30/12/21 20:45:41

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Hmmm...Leprechauns are more likely to be Tories as they hoard pots of gold as a result of reduced social spending. Rather than hiding the money in a front company in the Canary Islands they just hide it at the end of a rainbow. The Too... --Glyn Evans
Ian Skelding Vote score: 27142Ian Skelding

“Where does he get them all from?”
“He goes down chimneys of anyone earning over £35,000 and takes the presents from under their Christmas tree.”

30/12/21 20:20:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16789Vanessa the Guesser

In January he's often Left out in the cold.

30/12/21 20:16:11

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5502Chris Halliwell

He's more likely to be a Republican as he only comes once a year!

30/12/21 20:16:08

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12584Neil Mackenzie

He’s not a Socialist because he never asks for your vote, and he’s not a Democrat because he’s very old but still has all his marbles.

30/12/21 20:05:00

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5584Crunchy Chords

🎶 Hark the herald Engels sing 🎶

31/12/21 6:41:11

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22283Troompa Loompa

Santa was pro-Brexit as he thought it's always worth having a get out Clause.

30/12/21 22:48:53

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22283Troompa Loompa

🎵 Happy Xmas (War is Over) by Lenin

30/12/21 22:20:48

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9203Glyn Evans

He must be a National Socialist because I thought they liked to use slave labour.

30/12/21 21:54:31

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22283Troompa Loompa

That's not the real Santa, he's wearing a fake beard and a Whig.

30/12/21 21:50:08

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6366Tosser Wivlov

The rest of the year he sells 'The Big Issue' and shouts "I know yew!"

30/12/21 20:34:29

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1548Glad You Remember

No but he's making a socialist and checking it twice.

30/12/21 20:11:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13147Mr Dome

The ghost of Christmas future??

30/12/21 20:04:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18790Dave Bryan

Is it just a coincidence that Rudolph has a red nose?

30/12/21 20:02:56

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9908Al Overy

Even his name is an anagram of 'I am Jeremy Corbyn'!

30/12/21 20:01:52

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Dyslexia lures ok. --John Glover
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