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Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 10070Hercules Rockefeller

"If he does it for free, then what are we giving him the milk & cookies for?"

30/12/21 21:26:46

Mr Dome  Vote score: 14209Mr Dome

You mean old, red, and nobody believes in him any more?

30/12/21 20:05:44

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24575Stephen Bean

Breaking News: Santa's elves reveal most of their toys are made in China.

30/12/21 20:07:29

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5482Scrijjy Doo

That commie pig better not make the mistake of entering a Republican's home. CLICK

30/12/21 23:11:53

They'll see red, then they'll see more red and then they'll claim that Santa was trying to viciously give them a present and that they were trying to protect themselves against a wrapper.  --Glyn Evans
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 18171Vanessa the Guesser

Well Mrs Claus complains that his pants have terrible skid Marx.

30/12/21 20:22:30

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6282Crunchy Chords

... And he shops at Marx & Spencer.

31/12/21 6:39:56

Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22423Troompa Loompa

"I can't start my sleigh, it keeps Stalin'."

30/12/21 21:54:55

Tony S Vote score: 5518Tony S

If he was they would be doing better in the polls.

30/12/21 20:09:29

Tony Edwards Vote score: 35896Tony Edwards

It's a Labour of love.

30/12/21 20:04:05

alexandra ball Vote score: 1883alexandra ball

He's just a well rounded guy with a big sack!

30/12/21 20:00:49

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 18171Vanessa the Guesser

Maybe that's why the presents are all labelled 'From Russia With Love'

30/12/21 21:01:41

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24575Stephen Bean

He's certainly been Putin it about. Apparently he has children on every continent.

30/12/21 20:59:55

Dave Bryan Vote score: 21901Dave Bryan

''Is Santa Claus a Socialist? Is The Tooth Fairy a Tory? Are Leprechauns Liberal Democrats? These are just some of the issues we'll be discussing on Question Time tonight.''

30/12/21 20:45:41

Hmmm...Leprechauns are more likely to be Tories as they hoard pots of gold as a result of reduced social spending. Rather than hiding the money in a front company in the Canary Islands they just hide it at the end of a rainbow. The Too... --Glyn Evans
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28755Ian Skelding

“Where does he get them all from?”
“He goes down chimneys of anyone earning over £35,000 and takes the presents from under their Christmas tree.”

30/12/21 20:20:24

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 18171Vanessa the Guesser

In January he's often Left out in the cold.

30/12/21 20:16:11

Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5552Chris Halliwell

He's more likely to be a Republican as he only comes once a year!

30/12/21 20:16:08

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13351Neil Mackenzie

He’s not a Socialist because he never asks for your vote, and he’s not a Democrat because he’s very old but still has all his marbles.

30/12/21 20:05:00

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