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C CaMel Vote score: 6409C CaMel

"She wouldn't start but the AA man is here now."

23/10/20 11:02:16

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21087John Glover

Shout from the kitchen: "I hope you washed that William, gran's just had an enema."

23/10/20 11:46:16

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9317The Wolf

(TO BE CONFIRMED - Caption author, Friday 23rd October - 8:58:43)...gets their Grandma drunk for let's just say, 'questionable purposes'.

We can both play that game :)

23/10/20 11:50:00

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1988Willie Johnson

Too much of that will make you look old. And at the rate you're going, you might not live to see your twenty-fifth birthday.

23/10/20 15:23:38

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21087John Glover

"Can I try that 'bong' thing after?"

23/10/20 11:43:42

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 149Eugene Quill

"I'm trying to boost her performance -- she'll normally do about 5 miles to the gallon, but that's on tea!"

23/10/20 18:57:10

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2066Al Overy

NEWS JUST IN: Boris to solve care home crisis using George's Marvellous Medicine.

23/10/20 18:25:19

 
Sam Bo Vote score: 28Sam Bo

Her NHS fund raising campaign to drink 100 yards of gin before her 100th birthday was not gaining the same momentum as Captain Tom's.

23/10/20 17:09:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13030Stephen Bean

"Age gets better with wine."

23/10/20 12:17:36

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Ian Skelding Vote score: 23332Ian Skelding

"Don't forget your pils Nan."

23/10/20 12:06:35

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 811alexandra ball

Miley Cyrus helps out at local nursing home during Covid.

23/10/20 11:54:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9317The Wolf

Teenagers can be so cruel sometimes. Forcing an old lady to down a bottle of prosecco is bad enough by itself, but straight after giving them sherbet and mentos is unforgivable...

23/10/20 11:19:44

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 368Ellen Duncalf

Social services told Edith’s grandson that she was dehydrated and depressed so he killed two old birds with one stone. Edith and her neighbour.

23/10/20 11:00:35

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9317The Wolf

"You think it tastes like Windolene? Don't be silly Nana, it's Champagne and it's to say thanks for adding me to your will."

23/10/20 11:00:14

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4765Lucky Elperro

Proving you can still have a drink with your Gran, providing you socially distance.

23/10/20 17:35:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6718Vivvy En

"My grandson's the best tonic," claims Gladys. "When he's around the funnel never stop."

23/10/20 14:39:34

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6409C CaMel

Dignitoast

23/10/20 11:12:44

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 368Ellen Duncalf

Just 3 glasses of Gin and lemon and a beer pong helps the medicines go down, in the most delightful way.

23/10/20 11:03:41

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 368Ellen Duncalf


Codeine, Ramipril, Simvastatin and Senna, all washed down with 3 glasses of bubbly. Lockdown isn’t so bad after all.

23/10/20 11:02:16

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 368Ellen Duncalf

Winnie used to play the tuba in the Grimethorpe Colliery Band..reminiscence is very beneficial for dementia patients.

23/10/20 11:01:18

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9841Chris Keegan

There's much controversy over Covid testing for grumpy old women. Apparently after being force fed 6 glasses of wine they stop being negative.

23/10/20 14:25:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9841Chris Keegan

Margret isn't keen on washing, she prefers a good hose down.

23/10/20 14:14:45

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10515Mr Dome

And I'll keep pouring it back in until you start wearing your incontinence pads

23/10/20 14:08:50

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13030Stephen Bean

OAAP

23/10/20 12:42:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13030Stephen Bean

A Gran Day In

23/10/20 12:31:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13599Vanessa the Guesser

At Christmastime Gran like to re-enact the days when she dated the Jolly Green Giant.

Ho, ho, ho!

23/10/20 12:30:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13030Stephen Bean

"She loves her Gran Marnier."

23/10/20 12:11:06

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6409C CaMel

"Doctor, that new inhaler makes me more racist then shit myself."

23/10/20 12:08:59

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23332Ian Skelding

"Old people, always wining."

23/10/20 12:00:10

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15400Dan Nicholls

"Flannel Michael, get Nan a FLANNEL".

23/10/20 11:24:43

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6718Vivvy En

Mabel's grandson knows how to keep her spirits up

23/10/20 11:14:29

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7123Glyn Evans

"I'm forever blowing bubbles"

23/10/20 11:08:43

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 368Ellen Duncalf

”It’s all in a day in this crazy family” says the Lindt Bear.

23/10/20 11:04:47

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2003Mark Wilson

"How's about that then boys and girls"

23/10/20 23:27:56

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11197Neil Mackenzie

Gran takes her Tonic with a little bit of Gin.

23/10/20 16:27:17

 
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