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Dave Bryan Vote score: 10257Dave Bryan

''No, I didn't read the wet paint sign. I'm a f-cking cow.''

''That's a dreadful caption.'' - Anon

''Would you like an udder one?''

''Definitely not.''

''Listen, I'm an intelligent cow. I could be out standing in my field.''

''God give me strength.''

01/08/20 12:17:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10801Neil Mackenzie

How else do you think I make Raspberry milk shake?

01/08/20 13:15:22

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1641Mark Wilson

Pringles, once you pop you just can't stop

02/08/20 23:48:05

 
Al Overy Vote score: 506Al Overy

Moos like Jagger

01/08/20 13:32:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10770Stephen Bean

Ermin-rude

01/08/20 12:38:04

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4940Kenny Ireland

"Well, I am a rudeminant".

01/08/20 13:11:22

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2024Rachel P

“Do you have any comment on McDonalds reopening?”

01/08/20 12:42:40

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7233The Wolf

He won't be that cocky later, Desperate Dan is coming over for dinner...

01/08/20 12:23:06

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Will Dan be having raspberry pies?  --Glyn Evans
Michael Winner Vote score: 23172Michael Winner

Fun Fact: all cattle are KISS fans.

01/08/20 12:19:06

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 551alexandra ball

Cheeky cow!

01/08/20 12:02:58

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9890Mr Dome

Dave?

01/08/20 22:34:19

 
Al Overy Vote score: 506Al Overy

"I shouldn't have had that vindamoo!"

01/08/20 21:26:43

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4529Lucky Elperro

"Hey Attenborough, over here"

01/08/20 19:55:13

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1641Mark Wilson

" Dave, stop sticking your tongue out to the captioneers or we'll swap and you dress up as the back end"

01/08/20 16:53:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10770Stephen Bean

"You try chewing grass 9 hours a day without biting your tongue."

01/08/20 13:11:51

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7233The Wolf

"Hiya, how are you? Sincere apologies for the tongue, I'm not being rude it's those cattle prods, they have awful side effects. Anyway, what's your favourite board game?"

01/08/20 12:31:18

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Moonopoly --Vivvy En
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22427Ian Skelding

Moori

01/08/20 12:28:20

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4529Lucky Elperro

Daisy liked to take the mick out of passing humans as they never had herd immunity.

01/08/20 19:56:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10770Stephen Bean

"There's nothing worse than a mouthful of cowpat to spoil your breakfast."

01/08/20 15:16:37

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Better than cow pate? --Willie Johnson
James Lennox Vote score: 5735James Lennox

"Did you know, being licked by a cow's tongue feels exactly like being rubbed with a silk glove covered in chunky peanut butter?"

"Of course I did, I'm from New Zealand."

01/08/20 14:18:29

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4940Kenny Ireland

"Can he be cured ?"

01/08/20 13:50:34

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2446Scrijjy Doo

"Do I make you horny, baby?"

01/08/20 13:42:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10770Stephen Bean

How uncowth!

01/08/20 13:13:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22427Ian Skelding

Raspdairy

01/08/20 12:12:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32060Tony Edwards

Ergh!-mintrude

01/08/20 12:02:34

 
Kim Johnson Kim Johnson

My mother gave me this big nose

Thu 9:42:41

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1621Willie Johnson

For servicing, please take a number.

01/08/20 20:56:21

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2446Scrijjy Doo

Mick Jagger
Out to Pasture

01/08/20 17:02:28

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 992Sam Cass

The Devil wears Bravata.

01/08/20 14:38:30

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12541Vanessa the Guesser

This milk's gone sour.

01/08/20 13:39:17

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10801Neil Mackenzie

She jumped as high as she could but she couldn’t get over. She just kept head butting the Moon.

01/08/20 13:13:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32060Tony Edwards

"...and the same to you with knobs on!"

01/08/20 13:05:12

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

"Here comes the tanner. Hide."

01/08/20 13:03:31

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20695John Glover

"Bloody cows, go away, you should be scene but not herd."

01/08/20 13:02:08

 
Al Overy Vote score: 506Al Overy

Gurns-ey cow

01/08/20 12:50:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32060Tony Edwards

"Never mind the bullocks!"

01/08/20 12:49:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32060Tony Edwards

"How now?"

01/08/20 12:41:55

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5710Paul Reeve

“Dave I told you she wouldn’t like sherbet.”

01/08/20 12:34:38

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6707Glyn Evans

Mock the Wheat

01/08/20 12:28:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22427Ian Skelding

"Bloody Seagull got me again."

01/08/20 12:15:25

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7233The Wolf

"Do you know what Dave, it's like somehow he knows he's about to go to the slaughterhouse"

01/08/20 12:15:24

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10257Dave Bryan

''I'm really sore. Why do I always have to be sired by Bulliver?''

01/08/20 12:14:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12541Vanessa the Guesser

Cowpoke

01/08/20 12:05:09

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5747C CaMel

"We have beef."

01/08/20 12:05:00

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12541Vanessa the Guesser

"Hey Miley, sire us!"

01/08/20 12:03:34

 
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