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"Hi darling, Im going to be home late, a planes  just landed on the Motorway." "For Gods sake Steve, just say youre in the pub."
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 24043Ian Skelding

"Hi darling, I'm going to be home late, a plane's just landed on the Motorway."
"For God's sake Steve, just say you're in the pub."

20/02/21 20:27:02

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"I am in the pub but I haven't started drinking yet." --Willie Johnson
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3383Stephen Paterson

♪ Pass the Dutch Air on the left hand side ♪

20/02/21 20:14:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13235Dave Bryan

''This is your captain speaking. I'm not saying we're going to crash but would anyone with a lucky St Christopher please come to the cockpit immediately.''

20/02/21 20:32:07

 
Molly R Vote score: 2509Molly R

"Looks like we won't miss our plane after all."
"No, we're going to hit it!"

20/02/21 22:02:20

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21305John Glover

"Landing on the motorway was easy, negotiating that roundabout is going to be a bit of a bastard."

20/02/21 22:01:46

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19480Troompa Loompa

"200 Big Mac meals please."

20/02/21 20:28:10

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Fun fact: When I was learning to drive a school bus in 1980, our trainer said that he had done exactly that with a bus full of trainee drivers. He made sure the height of the drive-thru was greater than the bus height. Then when it was time for lu... --Willie Johnson
Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

It was only when it came to the 3 point turn that I wished I had taken my driving test in something smaller.

20/02/21 20:43:02

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Fun fact: You can make a three point turn with a 66 passenger school bus on any regular street (at least in California). --Willie Johnson
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

When you cheekily use work transport to nip to Tesco hoping nobody notices.

20/02/21 20:00:25

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 897Charles Gilbert

"In the event of an emergency your seat may become a Volvo."

20/02/21 20:14:26

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 999alexandra ball

Everyone has a first day at work.

20/02/21 20:03:25

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1389Dot Old

Give Way to the Flight

20/02/21 20:01:12

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4463Crunchy Chords

Planes, Vanes and Automobiles

20/02/21 20:00:29

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2457Mark Wilson

With a pubs in lockdown pilots are struggling to land planes whilst sober

20/02/21 22:46:32

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2457Mark Wilson

"This is your Captain, could you please put your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye as I've ****ed up the landing"

20/02/21 22:31:06

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2457Mark Wilson

"This is your captain speaking, although you trust me as I sound like a posh twat, I've overshot the runway and we could all die"

20/02/21 22:24:48

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2457Mark Wilson

" Attention this vehicle is reversing"

20/02/21 22:14:04

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 897Charles Gilbert

"I told you that loading Google-Maps into the autopilot was a bad idea Carl..."

20/02/21 20:21:29

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19480Troompa Loompa

Don't worry if you overshoot the runway...keep KLM and carry on.

20/02/21 20:12:33

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 897Charles Gilbert

Ah, Highway... I get it now.

20/02/21 20:10:46

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 121Endeavour 2 Persevere

Attention passengers. During the flight KLM was taken over by Ryanair. We regret to inform you that we have parked 10 miles beyond the perimeter and you will have to pay an Uber driver to get to the terminal.

20/02/21 21:17:42

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10865The Wolf

"This is not what we expected when we booked our holiday to Rhodes"

20/02/21 21:02:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10865The Wolf

BREAKING NEWS. A KLM Airways Pilot has been suspended after taxiing his 8am flight onto a motorway. The Pilot has said he became distracted after recently becoming obsessed with a Caption site.

20/02/21 20:50:21

 
Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

That son is called an airplane and in the old days people would get into it and fly to hot sunny countries for a summer holiday.now sit down and shut up we still have 6 hours driving to get to the camp site.

20/02/21 20:49:33

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33441Tony Edwards

"Bloody road hog!"

20/02/21 20:38:10

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24043Ian Skelding

"Cargo?"
"Not for quite a while I'm afraid."

20/02/21 20:06:00

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1389Dot Old

Flyover

20/02/21 20:01:29

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4463Crunchy Chords

Captain.me

20/02/21 23:51:53

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Mark Wilson Vote score: 2457Mark Wilson

They all crashed into the aeroplane and died, except the Volvo who had the best Euro Ncap safety ratings

20/02/21 22:39:41

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2457Mark Wilson

Car jumbo sale

20/02/21 22:16:54

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2457Mark Wilson

Desperate lockdown holiday makers park cars straight into overhead hand luggage lockers

20/02/21 22:13:05

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11518Neil Mackenzie

She thought she could get away with speeding but hell he copped her.

20/02/21 22:03:29

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 121Endeavour 2 Persevere

Black boxes recycled to record the toll.

20/02/21 21:02:13

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

Should've taken the B52.

20/02/21 20:55:15

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2358Willie Johnson

"We have to abort the takeoff, we're not able to get up to speed. Did anyone smuggle an extra piece of luggage into the passenger compartment?"

20/02/21 20:46:55

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19480Troompa Loompa

"Dave, I could be wrong but I don't think this is what's meant by Fly Drive."

20/02/21 20:37:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33441Tony Edwards

Beware of low flying planes.

20/02/21 20:33:05

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2358Willie Johnson

Male pilot obviously. Should have stopped to ask for directions.

20/02/21 20:30:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33441Tony Edwards

Duel carriageway

20/02/21 20:30:12

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2358Willie Johnson

Objects in the front view may be larger than they appear.

20/02/21 20:26:08

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Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 677Ellen Duncalf

Talk about a Nanny State. First they pinch our personal data and now they’ve stolen our vehicle registration numbers.

20/02/21 20:19:15

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1389Dot Old

Dutch courage

20/02/21 20:18:24

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 897Charles Gilbert

Taxiing down the runway.

20/02/21 20:15:32

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 897Charles Gilbert

When you said the pilot was trafficking I thought you meant drugs.

20/02/21 20:13:26

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7644Hercules Rockefeller

Autospilot

20/02/21 20:06:56

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19480Troompa Loompa

Life in the Fast Plane

20/02/21 20:05:56

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7552Glyn Evans

"Murdering all these people over oil, why?"
"Oh hold on, I know why..."

20/02/21 20:03:40

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It's alright guys, it'll never take on, it's a pilot scheme... --Glyn Evans
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 369Mauris Iocus

Air Traffic Rollover

20/02/21 20:00:52

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4463Crunchy Chords

Traffic lights at the new Heathrow expansion: green, amber, and wrecked.

20/02/21 20:00:08

 
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