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stone face Vote score: 9746stone face

"Looks like grandad left his viagra in his shirt pocket again."

06/02/21 8:07:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16772Stephen Bean

I think she's gone starch raving mad.

06/02/21 8:00:16

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6777Greg Curtis

Dry Humor

06/02/21 10:01:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15022Dave Bryan

''That's the last time I use Borax.''

06/02/21 8:23:42

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10355Chris Keegan

Betty often likes a stiff one when going on line.

06/02/21 10:23:07

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11806Mr Dome

Summer has come early in Edinburgh

06/02/21 9:18:04

 
Tony S Vote score: 2241Tony S

That moment when you find your wife handling something stiff online

06/02/21 8:03:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34097Tony Edwards

It's the only stiffy that grandad is going to get.

06/02/21 11:27:03

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1251alexandra ball

She lives in a hard water area.

06/02/21 9:33:08

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5576Kenny Ireland

Yelena did not mind doing the washing for her flatmate.

06/02/21 8:56:20

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8571James Lennox

If it wasn't for the washing up afterwards, Mavis would have had more threesomes.

06/02/21 8:34:41

 
Tony S Vote score: 2241Tony S

Elsa I think its Frozen
Oh you're having Olaf

06/02/21 8:05:39

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5857Al Overy

It was absolutely bitter out. Joan had collected the coal, scrubbed the floors, put the dinner on and was battling the icy blast to get in the family's only set of spare clothes before nightfall. She was hungry, exhausted and, just as she thought things couldn't get any worse, she began to hear the tinny twang of a ukulele and a high pitched voice began to sing something about his grandad's flannelette nightshirt. "Oh, f*ck off Formby!", thought Joan.

06/02/21 8:01:07

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11911Neil Mackenzie

All she had to do was touch him and Long John’s was stiff.

06/02/21 8:00:11

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5857Al Overy

Starch as you mean to go on.

06/02/21 8:00:10

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24464Michael Winner

Most people are surprised to find that the world used to be black and white, silent, and two-dimensional.

06/02/21 12:24:46

 
Tony S Vote score: 2241Tony S

The temperature had dropped to minus 20 and the winds had started to build it was turning g deadly outside..... hey Mavis dont you think you should go out and bring the washing in

06/02/21 8:08:14

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

Isis seem to have developed an interest in recycling.

07/02/21 17:12:49

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2781Willie Johnson

She's actually asleep. Her clothes just won't let her move enough to go in and lay down.

06/02/21 8:25:35

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15331Vanessa the Guesser

Surf board

06/02/21 8:12:24

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5857Al Overy

Hard lines, Mildred!

06/02/21 8:11:41

 
tam betts tam betts

When talking to her children she ensured her memoirs were as starched as her whites.

11/02/21 22:17:00

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 988Charles Gilbert

She's okay, but I hear her husband is a real stiff.

06/02/21 16:15:46

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 988Charles Gilbert

Starch the he says... oh he'll get his starch alright!

06/02/21 16:15:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8060Glyn Evans

After being suspected of murdering her husband, the police believed Helen was after the insurance money. It was only when she went to the morgue and took shirt off his run over back that their suspicions were confirmed.

06/02/21 12:21:36

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 386Mauris Iocus

♫ Freeze! Rock!
(Rang-dang-diggidy-dang-a-dang)

(White Lines)
Vision dreams of passion
(Going through my mind)
And all the while I think of you

Cause white lines blow away.. ♫

06/02/21 10:29:46

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15684Dan Nicholls

Tonight on Channel 4, a film about an unconventional marriage. The Scarecrow's Wife follows the News.

06/02/21 10:22:26

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7756Vivvy En

Shouldn't leave washing out in the cold - that's taut 'em

06/02/21 10:02:38

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25240Ian Skelding

"I know it's cold Elsa but you do spoil your pet Alligators."

06/02/21 8:19:47

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11911Neil Mackenzie

She never used Arial in the winter in case it snapped off.

06/02/21 8:11:18

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11911Neil Mackenzie

Her husband could be cold during the day but will he warm her at night?

06/02/21 8:08:57

 
Molly R Vote score: 2886Molly R

"My wife's frigid."

06/02/21 8:00:07

 
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