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clever x2

Kitty kitty bang bang.

09/04/24 12:00:48

clever

He suffers from hemorrdroids

29/02/24 20:04:12

Knitting noodles.

19/02/24 12:00:44

clever

No wonder there's potholes, they only have a skeleton staff.

06/04/24 12:05:53

Oh thank goodness it's only a crocodile, I thought it was Jehovah's witnesses

14/05/21 12:01:38

Say cheese.

23/12/23 20:02:23

Play Doh!

05/12/23 12:02:16

For the love of God, abdicate!

14/08/21 20:01:25

Stop looking at those tits!

18/11/20 20:41:53

I caught a fish, it was this big!

21/06/20 12:28:53

None for ewe.

22/01/24 20:01:22

Oh Dave, you're back early!

29/07/23 12:00:34

New ladybird edition the joy of sex

15/09/20 20:12:12

He's screwed now, the combination is their wedding anniversary.

29/07/20 14:08:21

Pepsi is fine though.

22/01/24 12:06:57

Go to work on an egg.

26/12/23 20:01:31

You've a bit of something in your teeth.

10/09/22 12:16:48

Mobile phone.

02/11/23 12:00:19

clever

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

12/03/22 20:01:14

Typical British weather, it was lovely when he left the house.

24/04/21 12:06:26

Coke head

20/04/21 20:04:48

clever x2

All mouth and no trousers

22/06/20 14:22:34

My feet are killing me.

27/04/22 9:37:13

Scoop Dog.

14/10/21 12:48:59

The fashion industry is a cut throat business.

17/10/20 12:05:19

Tree surgeon.

05/08/20 15:59:21

Ok grandma, I'll explain using a mobile phone just one more time.

24/04/20 21:14:06

There's a baby in there somewhere.
Well spotted.

04/11/23 12:05:19

Feathers McGraw fresh from prison eyes up his next robbery attempt.

03/10/21 12:07:05

That colon is in the wrong place.

16/04/21 9:34:08

The face that sunk a thousand ships.

08/04/21 14:10:45

Thanks love, where's yours?

26/12/20 13:27:18

Roger Rabid.

15/07/20 10:31:24

I have no Ikea where they are!

01/04/24 20:00:39

Pitch pork.

10/01/24 12:05:20

Scooby doodle.

26/04/23 20:00:43

She always bent over backwards for people.

17/02/23 21:12:25

It just takes one little prick to ruin your whole day.

26/11/22 20:03:50

How do you like it, tapping the glass being stared at? Not nice is it!!

25/05/21 12:11:04

It's a miracle darling. You're telling me! I don't even have a penis.

26/11/20 20:02:20

Why does it always work when nobody's about.

21/08/20 8:57:49

Only foals and hearses.

17/04/24 12:16:51, edited: 17/04/24 14:09:51, suggested edits

She's making a mountain out of a molehill.

29/03/24 12:05:54

Circle of friends.

08/03/24 20:01:07

Lock up your daughters.

24/09/23 20:06:25

Aw, my little Tony.

11/06/23 20:00:37

Blue prints.

28/04/23 12:06:34

And the poor stapler from floor 3 only got taken to Blackpool.

05/02/23 10:00:55

He's her foster child.

31/01/23 20:01:53

He's not allowed On the furniture but nobody said anything about being In it.

18/03/22 20:05:22

There's more leg room up here.

21/10/21 12:01:46

He's my half brother.

05/06/21 20:02:33

Except Mrs Walliams.

30/12/20 9:39:22

Right, we better go, where's your Labrador with my white stick?

16/07/20 12:02:19

She's listening to that damn Lionel Richie song again.

12/07/20 9:14:51

Nick Fido.

02/07/20 20:14:10

I'm sick of this pissing van!

19/08/23 20:06:17

Talk about two faced.

02/03/23 20:00:49

Well she did say it's the bike or me.

24/05/22 20:00:34

She's hoping the heartattack will happen before they get to the bedroom.

14/01/22 20:04:18

Recipe on page 3.

14/11/21 12:14:42

Omg!! Lady Gaga does her own shopping.

09/11/21 22:13:49

Nice tackle mate.

18/09/21 21:14:49

He's my sleeping partner.

14/07/21 20:02:49

Santa paws

12/12/20 12:00:25

Thank God for social distancing.

25/11/20 8:48:30

Everyone trumps in the bath.

07/08/20 20:07:33

how would you like it if i shoved something down your throat pal?

12/10/12 21:21:05

even polar bears get pestered with blue bottles.

08/11/11 15:38:54

She's one spoilt bitch.

24/02/24 12:19:35

Female Beatles tribute act, the Beakles

30/01/24 12:18:05

Where do you live?
I live in Jersey.

30/11/23 21:41:14

He got stung on the price.

29/11/23 20:02:46

These modern cars and their computers, I knew we had to get it to the lab.

14/09/23 11:03:15

Darling, when I suggested a bit of risky swinging, this is not what I had in mind.

08/04/23 12:52:08

This place looks fairy good.

12/01/23 11:31:24

One hot girl coming right up.

05/01/23 9:33:28

Dinner is served.

25/08/22 9:43:12

Tiddles won't wander into the freezer ever again.

10/01/22 20:01:03

Get the hint, it doesn't like you and doesn't want to live with you.

01/01/22 12:01:09

Next stop Stepford.

13/10/21 14:32:29

Sofa surfing.

16/06/21 13:56:47

The joke wasn't that funny but I don't want to hurt her feelings.

04/05/21 9:18:31

He's such a shellfish lover.

13/04/21 20:00:47

First day eating chips on the beach after lockdown.

01/03/21 20:01:30

Bananadrama

15/10/20 9:25:41

Those ballet lessons really paid off.

30/08/20 8:35:07

The moment she realised she'd rehearsed the wrong routine!

28/08/20 14:51:41

This dryer isn't loud enough, I can still hear her!

31/07/20 8:52:14

That was ok but you're no action man.

21/07/20 21:55:12

Today in the Whitehouse....

13/07/20 20:40:15

We'll just stay introverted if that's what happens when you come out of your shell.

30/06/20 21:36:17

New rules for call centre workers after lockdown

27/06/20 13:32:37

Mummy just needs 5 minutes sweetie!

23/06/20 14:05:35

Stop, I need to tell you summit.

21/05/20 20:10:26

Bear hug.

13/12/23 20:00:41

Dave's recovering from carpal funnel.

13/10/23 12:31:41

He's definitely getting bottle fed.

16/09/23 12:26:40

Flat mates.

09/02/23 12:11:22

Is that what you really think of me? Some friend you are!

17/12/22 12:00:50