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	Honey I shrunk the workmen. 18/07/20 12:14:09	3

	Greg Davies didn't check the bath before buying his new home. 17/07/20 9:47:58	3

	I always sat in the front till he met her, bitch! 18/06/20 15:23:52	3

	Yorkshire tales 22/05/20 10:39:51	3

	Last of the summer wine groupies. 06/05/20 14:26:47	3

	They always suspected Dave had a different dad. 14/04/20 9:25:18	3

	Not your usual topic for a calendar but don't poo poo the idea. 04/04/20 20:49:26	3

	He always resented being adopted but that wasn't going to keep him out of the family photo. 01/04/20 9:30:09	3

	Jim was really crap at paintballing. 30/03/20 20:58:29	3

	He lives alone, he's a bit sheepish. 13/04/24 12:56:34	1 2

	Will you start taking climate change seriously now!!!! 24/03/24 14:06:09	2

	You're very rude. I don't give a hoot!! 13/03/24 12:02:01	2

	I'll give her a 7 out of 9. 12/03/24 12:02:46	2

	That's handy. 03/03/24 9:26:37	2

	Must be American as they're Weiners. 02/02/24 20:06:13	2

	Aw, poor Brenda, she's got them the wrong way round but unfortunately she does look 73! 30/01/24 20:01:27	2

	Proof tumble dryers do shrink clothes. 18/01/24 9:25:42	2

	Blunderbird. 06/01/24 12:08:36	2

	If you can't go to the beach, the beach will come to you. 30/12/23 12:01:00	2

	Niceland. 27/12/23 9:21:10	1 2

	We'll call her Shelly. 20/12/23 12:02:33	2

	You're looking pail bro. 19/12/23 20:03:09	2

	Puppy love. 15/12/23 12:02:16	2

	It's not shifting, quick take the collar off! 04/12/23 12:36:39	2

	Dave, what's this??!! There is a cost of living crisis you know Jean. 01/12/23 13:58:55	2

	Black beauty salon. 29/10/23 20:01:36	2

	Look mum, no hands! 04/10/23 20:14:49	2

	It's the closest thing he has to a girlfriend. 30/09/23 21:28:41	2

	Mums cooking was so bad the smoke alarms always go off. 25/09/23 20:08:58	2

	I knew I should've done a pee before coming up. 19/09/23 20:31:32	2

	Never trust a fart. 04/09/23 20:03:46	2

	Dave is going to be furious when he discovers it's blue bin week. 24/07/23 13:58:15	2

	George's best friend was such a nag. 05/07/23 20:04:42	2

	The sat nav was forever plunging John onto the wrong path. 30/06/23 14:35:11	2

	Some people really shouldn't keep up with the Kardashians. 29/06/23 12:02:31	2

	Hey mate,I can see your croc! 18/06/23 13:11:16	2

	Isn't it great darling, we're the only one's who know there's gin in this. 08/06/23 11:20:04	2

	It's alright but I've seen bigger. 20/05/23 12:52:55	2

	It's definitely a unique gift for their 25th wedding anniversary. 09/05/23 20:06:36	1 2

	Beer garden. 27/04/23 20:00:21	2

	I don't think he's seen us. 20/04/23 12:00:48	2

	With all that watering, Daisy's going to need a bigger pot. 19/04/23 12:16:13	2

	Acting like a bunch of muppets. 11/04/23 20:01:41	2

	That's one lazy cow! 04/04/23 14:17:20	2

	What happens in Ireland, stays in Ireland or at least really should. 30/03/23 11:16:28	2

	What do you want for £25 a night. 23/03/23 12:01:29	2

	My nose isn't that big! 21/03/23 20:01:09	2

	The photos are so different from the brochure. 01/03/23 12:02:09	2

	Dave, don't forget the milk!!! 17/01/23 20:00:27	2

	No Chloe!! I said blue. 04/01/23 8:55:58	2

	The Beatles the early years. 01/01/23 12:55:33, edited: 01/01/23 12:56:03	2

	Doesn't matter what the candidates mandates are, bring bonio biscuits and they're guaranteed a clear win. 02/12/22 21:30:38	2

	Rab C Nesbitts daughter is the spitting image of her mammy Mary doll. 21/11/22 21:54:10	2

	It's his coat of arms. 18/11/22 12:02:25	2

	Even at home, Bear Grills can't leave his work habits behind. 15/11/22 8:49:29	2

	You're going to need a bigger glass!! 06/11/22 20:04:27	2

	Granny's off her meds again! 30/10/22 20:00:44	2

	Our new neighbour Mr Magoo is home from work. 23/10/22 20:01:10	2

	Your call is important to us. Well that's a lie, I've been on hold since 1989!! 17/10/22 20:04:12	2

	Oh for goodness sake Dave there's a far easier way to make a pumpkin pie!! 14/10/22 20:10:39	2

	Typical, we've waited over a week for a repair guy then they send the whole squad!! 08/10/22 12:02:28	2

	Can you imagine what size shoes she's going to need!! 26/09/22 20:14:16	2

	Corn on the knob. 23/09/22 21:59:43	2

	You're a liar Tiddles, there's no prawns on here! 18/09/22 19:52:01	2

	It's obvious Justin is a loner with no friends, who would let him go out like this without saying something? 12/09/22 14:19:09	1 2

	I think we're finally ready to ride real bikes now. 09/09/22 12:01:09	2

	How hot was that curry?? 05/09/22 12:05:39	2

	It was a tyresome job but worth it. 15/08/22 9:05:33	2

	Does my everything look big in this!! 30/07/22 12:07:31	2

	There's a lovely purple ewe on the horizon. 19/07/22 16:55:20	2

	Talk to the paw!! 09/07/22 12:04:43	2

	Damn banana skin! 29/06/22 20:00:31	2

	Is it a boat, is it a plane?? 18/06/22 20:38:49	2

	Because the last person who did removed the paint! 12/06/22 20:01:55	2

	Deer stalker! 31/05/22 20:00:19	2

	You're going to enjoy yourselves whether you like it or not! 28/05/22 11:47:00	2

	That doll is a real dish. 25/05/22 17:29:55	1 2

	Paws off our picnic!! 20/05/22 9:39:02	2

	Better get used to being behind bars kid. 15/05/22 8:18:56	2

	Good job he doesn't play the mouth organ! 12/05/22 20:02:24	2

	Oh come on guys gangnam style is so 2012 08/05/22 9:09:41	2

	Girl gone wild. 07/05/22 9:52:34	2

	Actually this photoshoot was meant for Kelly Rowland but when Kevin turned up, we hadn't the heart to refuse him! 05/05/22 20:01:50	2

	Spaghetti junction 28/04/22 12:00:19	2

	This is brilliant dad, mum just takes me sky diving and it's so boring!! 26/04/22 13:49:02	2

	Just after this picture was taken, the horse went for therapy! 20/04/22 20:08:19	2

	Stupid cupid 19/04/22 20:05:48	2

	The Kardashians early years. 09/04/22 12:01:54	2

	Dogs body. 09/04/22 8:59:56	2

	Baby back ribs. 25/03/22 20:00:31	2

	Darth hated cleaning his apartment for his weekend custody visits with Luke. 17/03/22 9:49:31	2

	A wild goose chase. 14/03/22 20:00:25	2

	Oh shit! 12/03/22 12:00:20	2

	Have you got a black one? 12/03/22 8:47:12	2

	That's clinched it John, I'm now vegetarian!! 11/03/22 14:47:07	2

	Fancy a ride? Yeah, oh you mean on the bike? 10/03/22 12:00:44	2

	Those guys are real troopers. 08/03/22 20:00:50	2

	Robert, you're not a ghost, you can't walk through walls now wise up! 04/03/22 20:01:51	2

	I've a bad omen about this but here goes, I name this child Damien. 25/02/22 20:00:35	2

	You'd be miserable too people walking all over you!! 20/02/22 20:01:03	2

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last comments (total: 50)

"that's wattle want."

[anon]

30/01/24
7:15pm

comment on caption:
Female Beatles tribute act, the Beakles [alexandra ball]

Step One: Take out the competition.

Step Two: No contest.

Step Three: Take out all of the other competition.

Step Four: Become international undefeated unchallenged bowling champions of the universe.

Glyn Evans

02/03/24
5:12pm

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The competition where bowled over by their brilliance. [alexandra ball]

Nod to 12.05?

[anon]

09/03/24
12:21pm

comment on caption:
He has anger issues, always losing his head. [alexandra ball]

Nodding may be a problem

Dave Bryan

09/03/24
12:24pm

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He has anger issues, always losing his head. [alexandra ball]

The question is, how many molehills does it take to make a mountain and how many dead moles? 🤔

Glyn Evans

29/03/24
7:49pm

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She's making a mountain out of a molehill. [alexandra ball]

Typical the IKEA boy has a couple of nuts missing.

[anon]

01/04/24
8:19pm

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I have no Ikea where they are! [alexandra ball]

That's quite interesting, I never realised that sheepish meant to feel extreme shame or having a lack of self confidence.

I always thought sheepish meant fickle for someone who's easily herded as they can't or don't resist peer pressure.

But it appears that "sheepish" applies to the way a shepherd lives rather than the sheep. Hopefully this isn't a definition coined up by city slickers to undermine the farming working classes to make them feel a sense of shame, or to make the city slickers feel better as they're not the poor bastards sitting out in the fields themselves! 🤣

It's alright, in an urban setting they've got the factory working line instead but I've never come across being factoryish before...

Glyn Evans

13/04/24
4:34pm

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He lives alone, he's a bit sheepish. [alexandra ball]

"Remember... you're Under Oath."

[anon]

23/04/24
8:06pm