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	Sip Vicious 01/11/19 12:53:27	11

	Crimp my ride 28/10/19 8:08:25	11

	Is that a bun in the oven?? 17/08/19 8:01:41	11

	His weight problem continues to escalate 09/07/19 12:06:05	11

	lol ZZZZZzzzzz...... Top 09/06/19 21:42:58	11

	And some WD40 please 20/05/19 20:37:33	11

	I think this has been photoshopped FFS. NOBODY has one of those phones any more 18/05/19 8:20:22	11

	'It's not very long, the funfair is shite....' said Neptune as he started to diss a pier 14/02/19 9:05:16	11

	Icy dead people 16/12/18 8:08:25	11

	He's only got one futon 05/10/18 21:59:32	2 11
Clever --Funny Bean
	The theory of relativity by Albert Heinztime 08/09/18 9:13:30	1 11
"Time slows down when traveling at high viscosity." --Crunchy Chords
	At the "˜Shittest lookalikes convention' it was hard to tell who anyone was meant to be. Except for the poster of Neil Diamond 08/03/18 8:14:10	3 11
Bang-gangers --Mr Dome
	"˜Aaahhhh. Bisto!' 28/12/17 8:10:21	11

	clever Where's willy? 22/10/17 13:16:59	11

	Kim had always wanted a photo of a leprechaun pissing against a lamp-post 17/09/17 8:31:48	11

	Jackie Stallone's 4th tummy tuck wasn't very successful 29/08/17 21:23:39	11

	I've never come this way before 24/08/17 5:51:49	1 11
Heheheh --sandeep chahal
	Unfortunately for Tabatha Stringfellow, she has her mother's body but her dad's looks 12/07/17 9:12:45	11

	After all that swinging around they felt a little light-headed 16/01/17 12:33:54	11

	creative White wing extwemists 17/06/16 7:14:21	1 11
Weally good --John Glover
	'When I said you can slide your hot rod into my bush....' 17/01/16 12:15:55	11

	lol As the deaf lovers skipped merrily down the streets, nothing could dampen their spirits 02/08/15 10:39:02	11

	Professor White, in the garden, with dementia 25/03/24 21:19:20	10

	She didn't enjoy it when it exploded in her face 17/08/23 8:37:17	10

	She was given away by her Papa, John 14/08/23 11:14:50	10

	And a place for your brolly too 28/05/23 12:48:38	10

	She was definitely no dumb belle 19/04/23 8:31:20	10

	Hair by Nicki Clarke, make-up by MAC, costume by the Dorset patchwork quilt lovers guild 17/04/23 13:48:40	10

	This is Dave and his wife Carrie 14/03/23 8:07:48	10

	This episode of Sesame Street has been brought to you by the letters S & M and the number 69 22/05/22 20:08:57	1 10

	Mountin goats 30/01/22 13:01:27	10

	'It's been a steep decline but I'll never lose the skill' said Matthew Corbett 08/11/21 23:09:05	10

	'I wanna tell you a story' 28/10/21 8:03:46	5 10
Many years ago, Max Bygraves kidnapped Margaret Thatcher and whisked her off to an oriental slave market. As she was dragged onto the platform in front of an uninterested crowd, he faced the audience and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, I wanna sell... --Molly R
	lol x2 England 0, Scotland 0. Just in case anyone isn't watching the football. Final score, rubbish football game but a good battle. Freakish replaced Eminem on 60 minutes 18/06/21 20:31:13	9 10
What song was the penguins singing last night, watching England?........"Sea lions on my chest..." --stone face
	Go on lift up your skirt and show me your boobs 08/06/21 8:53:25	10

	Just bend over and think of England 09/04/21 20:08:50	10

	Skydiva 14/01/21 21:13:57	10

	Meanwhile on the Lockets production line... 24/11/20 12:25:55	10

	Obviously there were no disabled or parent parking spaces free 05/08/20 8:18:51	10

	She shrubs up well 02/08/20 13:18:03	10

	I gave her three different towels and told her to take her pic 21/03/20 12:20:55	10

	I'm not really a boob man but I could be suede 29/12/19 0:03:01	10

	creative A typical Sunday morning in Newcastle 17/11/19 8:37:16	2 10
Everyday lol --Jack Joyce
	The bear necesshitties 06/10/19 23:01:42	10

	Shades? - check Wig? - check Suit? - checked 09/09/19 12:21:48	1 10

	Ok, I'll just come back tomorrow after the 24 hours is up 02/09/19 12:23:43	10

	The famous Irish folk singer, Patty O'Doors 15/08/19 10:49:58	10

	I love home baking 30/07/19 8:49:44	10

	lol ExpeliTrumpus 15/07/19 14:13:09	10

	Pope John Paul the turd 27/05/19 12:31:48	10

	WWTF 25/05/19 22:14:55	10

	Jean Dough 20/05/19 12:30:27	10

	Ahh. Delicious. My favourite Italian combination - spaghetti and gravy. 06/05/19 14:47:40	10

	Deep tea fishing 18/11/18 10:19:40	10

	Peter Parker cooked a pack of pickled peppers 05/09/18 20:40:31	10

	People in Saudi Arabia don't like The Flintstones but those in Abu Dhabi do 07/06/18 21:34:02	1 10
An old one, but it made me laugh. --Pussy Galore
	Moray mint 08/02/18 20:16:18	10

	clever As she entered the room, Josh remained stony faced whilst Dave's eyes lit up 31/01/18 8:09:34	10

	Dave had been to Glastonbury before so this time came prepared for the lack of adequate toilet facilities 11/01/18 23:39:38	10

	Yule regret eating this 07/12/17 13:12:25	2 10

	Ford Angular 29/09/17 8:09:34	10

	Taking weirdos to a whole new level 24/09/17 8:03:17	10

	The penis mightier than the sword 12/08/17 22:33:40	10

	'COME IN NUMBER THIRTY-FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED AND TWELVE. YOUR TIME IS UP!' 03/08/17 13:18:46	10

	Bull ring 20/07/17 20:26:36	10

	Who the fuck is Ron Maidens? 22/09/15 12:28:06	3 10
Not if you just read the letters --Mark England
	Maybe this one will satisfy the cows 25/08/15 13:17:14	10

	lol It's bad enough having one George Michael coming at you on Hampsted Heath, let alone eight 07/08/15 14:15:52	10

	You are a lot smaller than you look on the telly 16/04/24 20:10:02	9

	clever Cluckbait 30/01/24 12:14:27	9

	Coca-Curla 31/12/23 14:03:03	1 9

	He should be Sean and not heard 06/12/23 20:22:47	9

	The 11th headstone was the first I found from the family called Pun. That's right, no Pun in 10 dead 20/08/23 13:29:14	9

	The King and Di. Oh sorry, Camilla 05/05/23 13:32:03	9

	I bet one of the front wheels is dodgy 08/01/23 20:38:36	9

	I can see a murder of crows 06/01/23 8:57:13	9

	I said no moor photos 24/12/22 8:31:11	9

	Margaret Thatcher 06/12/22 12:14:35	9

	'She always turns me on', said the late Dave, who had been reincarnated as a table lamp 03/08/22 8:09:54	1 9
Dave was a nice Guy but he was a bit dim, he’s certainly brighter in his new life. --Neil Mackenzie
	🎵 Putin on the shitz 01/05/22 12:26:16	9

	The world kept spinning and spinning. She felt like she was on a merry-go-round 20/04/22 9:27:49	9

	Teenage Mucus Ninja Turtles 22/12/21 16:26:24	9

	Never mind my back the whole world is toppling over 05/12/21 21:17:46	9

	- I thought you were cooking fish?? - I am. It's called Jackson Pollock 29/09/21 8:24:07	9

	clever Fairy light 21/08/21 14:32:02	9

	She actually wanted a goth T-shirt 19/08/21 21:33:23	9

	Are you still going on about that bloody pike, Derek? 12/08/21 8:04:38	9

	Free transport provided for all Nike workers 29/07/21 8:17:40	9

	The Wilsons on holiday with their son after he was involved in a life-changing steamroller accident 15/07/21 8:28:14	9

	One shit wonder 13/04/21 8:09:22	9

	He suffers from premature extermination 09/11/20 20:27:08	9

	Linda wanted to enjoy her holiday and ice cream, and the trees and the bushes, as well as the fence and the people in the background, and her flowery hat and the mountains, blue sky and clouds and the shadows they cast, her bobbed, blonde (likely dyed) hair, her v neck t-shirt with some yellow detail, her freckled chest, her wrinkly hands and ring, her mac and rocky path as well as the dry soil and sunshine, but she couldn't as there was no Mona Lisa to caption. 07/11/20 8:12:41	3 9
HOW DARE YOU? YOU DIDN'T MENTION THE 2 HAPPY SPIDERS UNDER THE TREE. --The Wolf
	The typical husband scenario. His dog looks up to him, but his wife looks down on him 23/09/20 8:11:56	9

	Pouch potato 24/08/20 12:03:40	9

	- Did it hurt when he came out? - Not really. Deep down I always knew he was gay 26/07/20 10:38:16	9

	Dressed to kill 01/05/20 12:14:16	9

	Lockdown had finally turned Dave into a sad and lonely man as he started doing jigsaws 29/04/20 12:37:00	9

	Brother David do you find your unfeasibly enormous left foot hinders you? 25/02/20 22:45:11	2 9
There's trouble afoot! --Scrijjy Doo
	Ahh Tick Monkeys 23/01/20 8:14:30	9

	Gulliver finally found Australia 03/12/19 20:10:36	9

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Catch of the day!

Karyn Harrison

12/02/24
12:46pm

comment on caption:
Dave, 37, London I like D&D, holidaying with my parents and collecting dead bugs [Mr Dome]

Hi Kathleen. I am not sure which version you voted for as I was distracted midway though making a change as I think the original was too close to another caption I'd not previously seen. I can revert and make a nod to the other caption - I'm happy to do either as it's a Wednesday

(caption author)

14/02/24
9:09am

comment on caption:
Beware of Hippos twerking [Mr Dome]

Meanwhile, over on eharmony, members are confused by a post by a Mr.D. saying "Let's plush the boat out."

Karen McDonald

16/02/24
8:40am

comment on caption:
Dave, 37, London I like D&D, holidaying with my parents and collecting dead bugs [Mr Dome]

"That's all we need, another bloody martyr...I'm Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I'm Spartacus!...guys, has nobody told you it's been done before? Can you not come up with anything original?...I'm getting fed up of having to constantly fish people out of the pool all because they've got a chip on their shoulder" 🙄

"...but I'm Spartacus"

"I'm sure that you are, but so is every other joker"

Glyn Evans

24/02/24
6:27pm

comment on caption:
I'm Spartacus [Mr Dome]

Dave left the registry office in a flood of tears, so distraught that the entire wedding party hadn't shown up either it led him to such a rash decision.

And Davina was puzzled when Dave never showed up at St. Bartholomew's church, even though they'd done all of the wedding planning together.

Glyn Evans

26/02/24
9:07am