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Johnny used to be a successful business man, the life and sole of the party and a real family man. Last year he signed up to Caption me.  Now failing in life he’s taken to hiding away 3 times a day so to come up with captions. Some weeks the lack o
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 6207Chris Keegan

Johnny used to be a successful business man, the life and sole of the party and a real family man. Last year he signed up to Caption me.
Now failing in life he’s taken to hiding away 3 times a day so to come up with captions. Some weeks the lack of votes leads to heavy drinking and desperation.
I can’t imagine what he’s going through, poor Johnny.

09/09/19 12:04:55

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Mr Dome  Vote score: 7103Mr Dome

Shades? - check
Wig? - check
Suit? - checked

09/09/19 12:21:48

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stone face Vote score: 4797stone face

Paul O'Grady waits with trepidation, he knows how savage some captioneers can be.

09/09/19 12:19:47

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2443Stu Dent

That's not a light, Now this is a light

09/09/19 12:00:29

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3816The Wolf

"Mate, I came out here because I'm desperate for a pee. Can you turn that camera off?"

09/09/19 12:26:48

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 5068Dave Bryan

Plastered

09/09/19 12:01:01

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 486Tiny Alien

I asked for red stripe but grey check is fine.

09/09/19 16:57:40

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 486Tiny Alien

Bloody hell, who's farted near the volovants?

09/09/19 13:35:57

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12890Dan Nicholls

"Where's Mick?"
"Out back."

09/09/19 12:14:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9316Neil Mackenzie

Drinking to forget works, because Billy had come out to see his mates, not realising he had none.

10/09/19 5:15:01

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4594C CaMel

Bud, light

09/09/19 16:36:54

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2630Karyn Harrison

'Probably best to wait till they all start doing the hokey cokey. Then I'll grab the chocolate and slip away. They'll never notice.'

09/09/19 12:25:22

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2443Stu Dent

Cringe Drinker

09/09/19 12:00:07

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4404Vivvy En

'For some reason I really fancy a humbug...'

09/09/19 16:03:00

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1034Scrijjy Doo

After eight beers, anything long and black starts to look good.

09/09/19 12:52:56

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

"I don't get it. Why would my insanely hot 23-year-old bride want a divorce right after I tore up the prenup?"

10/09/19 7:22:35

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19303John Glover

Dave was in serious trouble, the diarrhea was bad enough, getting out of the reception hall wasn't too difficult, having to lean against the wall and cheerfully bid farewell to his daughter's guests was 0K, but now the shit had dried and adhered his trousers to the brickwork,his only way out was to somehow get the foul smelling trousers and underwear off, without being seen.

09/09/19 20:46:03

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Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

Weekend at Bernard III's.

09/09/19 19:30:54

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

Swift half in The Crocodile in Dundee

09/09/19 19:27:23

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1992Crunchy Chords

In Hollywood they call him a tipple-threat.

09/09/19 19:01:33

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1992Crunchy Chords

"I thought I looked quite handsome with my blonde-dyed grey hair and my spray-on tan. Then Trump made me realise what a twat I am."

09/09/19 17:18:40

 
larry G. Vote score: 1343larry G.

"Hurry up in there! I just need a quicky."

09/09/19 17:15:49

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4594C CaMel

The Pyramids of Geezer

09/09/19 16:59:17

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4594C CaMel

"I'll just put down my hard hat to get a sober looking photo of Terry."

09/09/19 16:58:43

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3731Lucky Elperro

30 years after the success of Crocodile Dundee, Paul Hogan is still amazed at the bidet contraption for washing your a*rse.

09/09/19 16:29:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3895Stephen Bean

Alcoholic Anon-ymous

09/09/19 15:10:09

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4404Vivvy En

'It's a tough job but somebody has to keep this wall up'

09/09/19 14:53:40

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 245Anna Caddy

He’s got some bottle

09/09/19 14:40:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29751Tony Edwards

SAD bastard

09/09/19 12:52:38

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 413Willie Johnson

The saying goes "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy".
This lucky guy has both.

09/09/19 12:47:32

 
Mark England Vote score: 15225Mark England

Solar powered Sun lamps. What will they think of next?

09/09/19 12:46:16

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1034Scrijjy Doo

The Taint

09/09/19 12:44:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5068Dave Bryan

Even at home Bob felt more comfortable by a bar.

09/09/19 12:08:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29751Tony Edwards

Light ale

09/09/19 12:05:32

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22119Michael Winner

Robert Kilroy Silky-smooth.

09/09/19 12:03:40

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2443Stu Dent

Cool and the Gangway

09/09/19 12:01:35

 
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