Extreme right winger

14/01/21 20:30:43

Skydiva

14/01/21 21:13:57

Red Bull for Karen is it?

14/01/21 20:17:09

"Right, that's it Maureen- from now on, you're on decaff."

14/01/21 22:47:15

"Your turn Susan, Truth or Dare?"

14/01/21 20:11:34

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Could the passenger from 17F please return to your seat. What you're doing isn't helpful."

14/01/21 20:04:48

"Are you ready, Ma'am? Good. Now try to land in the lake.... and thank you for flying Ryanair"

14/01/21 22:23:25

Sarah's first day as a plane refueler and she wished she'd worn the regulation non-snag work boots.

14/01/21 20:54:03

"Bloody Ryanair. I'm never flying business class with them again."

14/01/21 20:27:21

That's one way to raise the flaps.

14/01/21 20:02:27

The worst air hostess safety demonstration ever.

14/01/21 20:01:06

Carol didn't fear the danger. Beginning to angle her knees outwards... she was about to fulfill her lifelong dream of ... being a windsock.

15/01/21 1:47:02

I told you Melania would land on her feet.

14/01/21 23:59:45

If William Shatner had seen this at 20,000 feet it wouldn't have been a nightmare

14/01/21 21:56:42

Melania celebrates in style as her and Don leave town.

14/01/21 21:21:14

She survived but Paddington wasn't so lucky.

14/01/21 20:48:33

BreezyJet

14/01/21 20:44:06

"It's your pilot here. Do we have a doctor on board? We have a passenger with attitude sickness."

14/01/21 20:38:26

"I love the smell of sovereignty in the morning."

14/01/21 20:27:44

"Just because you've left your vanity case at the airport, you're not gonna make the plane turn around like that."

14/01/21 20:16:20

On a Wing and a Pair(of heels).

14/01/21 20:10:45

"Excuse me Madam, we're about to land, please return to your seat and fasten your safety belt"

14/01/21 20:05:26

Bird-on-the-wing

14/01/21 20:00:09

Where illegals dare.

15/01/21 11:10:04

"...Now just swoop in and I'll slip it on!"
It's a bugger trying to make Greg Davies wear a mask.

14/01/21 23:18:32

I told you, I have an important business meeting! Before I go in there, I need to dry out these sweat stains.

14/01/21 22:26:39

Poor love, she always sheets herself coming into land.

14/01/21 21:45:18

"If you've been tricked into creating your own in-flight entertainment, then you've travelled Con Air!"

14/01/21 21:32:29

“Keeping Faith” star Eve Miles finally gets rid of that awful yellow anorak.

14/01/21 21:20:27

"For the benefit of the lady on the wing, we are about to leave cloud nine."

14/01/21 21:05:53

Sarah often went off on a flight of fantasy.

14/01/21 20:44:14

Sometimes in a crisis you just have to wing it.

14/01/21 20:31:50

"OK steward, wind's got up too much for the safety of the drivers, wave the fla .... where'd she go?"

14/01/21 20:31:31

"SHARON! Get back in this plane, NOW! That's my favourite shirt."

14/01/21 20:28:58

Opinion: With all that's going on right now, we ask our panel - 'has health and safety just gone out the window?'

14/01/21 20:22:46

"I think it's called 'wing art' Stanley."

14/01/21 20:18:38

Tiffany thought she'd catch some rays.

14/01/21 20:09:42

Right-Wing Lunatic

15/01/21 0:17:13

These darn fetishes just keep getting more specific.

15/01/21 0:06:33

This is your Caption speaking, please stop trying to create pockets of turbulence.

14/01/21 22:29:08

Air conditioning

14/01/21 21:18:04

Flying without wings.

14/01/21 20:19:35