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Linda wanted to enjoy her holiday and ice cream, and the trees and the bushes, as well as the fence and the people in the background, and her flowery hat and the mountains, blue sky and clouds and the shadows they cast, her bobbed, blonde (likely dyed) ha
Linda wanted to enjoy her holiday and ice cream, and the trees and the bushes, as well as the fence and the people in the background, and her flowery hat and the mountains, blue sky and clouds and the shadows they cast, her bobbed, blonde (likely dyed) ha photo | portfolio
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Mr Dome  Vote score: 10532Mr Dome

Linda wanted to enjoy her holiday and ice cream, and the trees and the bushes, as well as the fence and the people in the background, and her flowery hat and the mountains, blue sky and clouds and the shadows they cast, her bobbed, blonde (likely dyed) hair, her v neck t-shirt with some yellow detail, her freckled chest, her wrinkly hands and ring, her mac and rocky path as well as the dry soil and sunshine, but she couldn't as there was no Mona Lisa to caption.

07/11/20 8:12:41

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HOW DARE YOU? YOU DIDN'T MENTION THE 2 HAPPY SPIDERS UNDER THE TREE. --The Wolf
Dot Old Vote score: 1263Dot Old

"... but dad that bitch bought the last ice cream and I want an ice cream!"

"Shut the f*ck up and take your hands off my eyes!"

07/11/20 8:50:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12096Dave Bryan

''Being a good Catholic, Mary never missed a Feast Day.''

07/11/20 8:24:58

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6257Greg Curtis

“With a high-speed camera - for the VERY first time - we’ve been able to capture Ruth...FEEDING.”

07/11/20 11:17:09

 
stone face Vote score: 8327stone face

"Have you noticed? Everytime am here, your mother suddenly takes social distancing really serious."

07/11/20 8:30:24

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7134Glyn Evans

"This is a Magnum, one of the tastiest choc ices in the world and I'm gonna bite it's head clean off, now I've got three or four bites left, so you've got to ask yourself a question..."
"That's a Feast, isn't it?"

07/11/20 8:23:56

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2868GeeDee

CUT!!! She is suppose to be eating a Cornetto

07/11/20 8:05:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13101Stephen Bean

Betty and the Feast

07/11/20 8:00:14

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6449C CaMel

The moment you realise the refreshing nutty miracle that appeared to you on the cusp of heatstroke is actually a turd.

07/11/20 8:11:48

 
Molly R Vote score: 2273Molly R

"How I love being out in the glorious wilderness, hundreds of miles from so-called civilisation - but with an icecream stall just out of camera shot."

07/11/20 8:02:20

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9367The Wolf

Chick Ice

07/11/20 8:00:20

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1996Willie Johnson

When you sneak off for a lick of something cool, and then realize it's stuck to your tongue.

08/11/20 4:19:58

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11208Neil Mackenzie

She was supposed to be on a diet, but consoled herself with the fact it was only a Lidl ice cream.

07/11/20 18:52:28

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 149Eugene Quill

"Okay, so I'm not the Mona Lisa, but I could be the Virgin of the Rocks!"

(Nod to 8:12:41)

07/11/20 17:19:17

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John  Glover Vote score: 21098John Glover

Life sucks.

07/11/20 12:09:27

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 826alexandra ball

That greedy cow sneaked off eating that so she didn't have to buy us one.

07/11/20 11:21:40

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2120Al Overy

Saga Lollydays

07/11/20 10:33:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9881Chris Keegan

Maggie had been hoping her tour guide was pleased to see her however it was a magnum in his pocket.

07/11/20 10:01:38

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23343Ian Skelding

The Great Walls of China.

07/11/20 9:46:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32876Tony Edwards

cap on.me

07/11/20 9:41:13

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6766James Lennox

Muriel may have been 76, lost her sense of taste, and gone nearly blind, but she still loved giving blowjobs.

07/11/20 9:30:53

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4717Stu Dent

A view to a chill

07/11/20 9:17:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13101Stephen Bean

A Gran Day Out

07/11/20 8:53:25

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6735Vivvy En

"♪ Nice ice, baby?"

07/11/20 8:51:52

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2120Al Overy

This chilling image of Mama Fratelli was taken shortly after she whacked the ice cream man.

07/11/20 8:44:18

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2120Al Overy

"I can't believe you left me for Sue. What on earth has she got that I haven't got?"

"An ice cream van."

07/11/20 8:37:11

 
stone face Vote score: 8327stone face

life during lickdown..

07/11/20 8:26:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13604Vanessa the Guesser

The tourist trap.

07/11/20 8:25:08

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13604Vanessa the Guesser

When holidaying in Skegness, I also had a Magnum held to my throat.

07/11/20 8:02:52

 
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