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Skippy was a bush kangaroo but Joey preferred legs.
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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3329Karyn Harrison

Skippy was a bush kangaroo but Joey preferred legs.

03/12/19 20:57:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7885Mr Dome

Gulliver finally found Australia

03/12/19 20:10:36

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5037The Wolf

"Trying to decide what Christmas presents to buy is a nightmare at the best of times. But what do you get when you're best friends with Tom Cruise? I got him a novelty Onesie in the end"

03/12/19 20:46:18

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9595Vanessa the Guesser

"Sorry mate, it's too hot to wear a jumper."

03/12/19 20:01:10

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3329Karyn Harrison

'If only I was as popular with the Sheilas as I am with the Joeys!' thought Dave.

03/12/19 20:05:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3329Karyn Harrison

'Damn, I should've had that mole removed!'

03/12/19 20:00:10

 
stone face Vote score: 5982stone face

Here we see the rarely seen Boomerang Rat. Aborigines would use them to throw at unwanted children, as they were softer than the original boomerang, but still had the same habit of coming back.

03/12/19 21:37:29

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 140Jack Joyce

...I also own a pair of Crocs

03/12/19 21:14:58

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5037The Wolf

"So, I met this Aussie girl in a bar. She seemed nice although she had hairy legs and her voice was a bit rough, think Prisoner Cell Block H. Anyway, I took her outside the bar for a bit of 'how's your father', pulled her knickers down and....bang, out popped this fella. It's amazing what you find down under"

03/12/19 21:04:51

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5796Glyn Evans

"You're a plucky Joey, aren't you?"
"OW!"

03/12/19 20:40:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19664John Glover

"Bugger off kid, I'm not Ma Supial."

03/12/19 20:26:55

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22368Michael Winner

*whisper* "Few predators are quite as endearing as the Vampire Wallaby."

03/12/19 20:25:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5037The Wolf

"I told you we shouldn't have invited James Lennox to our Captioneer summer barbeque"

03/12/19 20:19:09

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3329Karyn Harrison

"How ROO doin'?"

03/12/19 20:15:53

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3329Karyn Harrison

Roo Paul

03/12/19 20:00:52

 
larry G. Vote score: 1384larry G.

Blood sucking mini roo.

04/12/19 4:23:41

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 852Sam Cass

Don't skip 'leg day'.

04/12/19 1:52:42

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9600Neil Mackenzie

Joey thought Bruce was suffering from mange.

03/12/19 23:17:07

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1387Scrijjy Doo

Are you sure you're over 18?

03/12/19 22:53:54

 
stone face Vote score: 5982stone face

"I call him Dennis..........Dennis Hopper."

03/12/19 21:33:09

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 777Willie Johnson

Wallaby a monkey's uncle, a joey trying to feed from a calf.

03/12/19 21:09:34

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19664John Glover

Skippy suddenly had an attack of the munches after sampling a Billa bong.

03/12/19 20:54:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7319Chris Keegan

Turns out we were related, apparently it was in the jeans.

03/12/19 20:52:53

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 777Willie Johnson

The socks were coffee, the (b)roo was half calf.

03/12/19 20:34:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5037The Wolf

"...anyway, as it turned out, he made a lovely sock. I just need to find his sister now"

03/12/19 20:26:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5323Stephen Bean

Roo love

03/12/19 20:22:26

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7885Mr Dome

Naaah. You definitely ain't Ant or Dec

03/12/19 20:21:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30291Tony Edwards

Kangaroo caught

03/12/19 20:21:22

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5037The Wolf

For Sale. Pet Pigeon that enjoys fancy dress parties. (No Returns)

03/12/19 20:20:40

 
dave the rave Vote score: 215dave the rave

Joey was a bit of a pouch potato.

03/12/19 20:11:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7319Chris Keegan

The little bug*er obviously sussed I've been getting my leg over Home and Away.

03/12/19 20:08:43

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5994Hercules Rockefeller

"Where'd you get that shrinking ray from?"

03/12/19 20:03:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37811Welsh Rarebit

Being a new foster parent, Paul was in for a roo'd awakening.

03/12/19 20:01:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6272Dave Bryan

Ambush kangaroo

03/12/19 20:01:25

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37811Welsh Rarebit

Joey Calzaghe aged 1 month

03/12/19 20:00:18

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9595Vanessa the Guesser

Wayne Roo-knee

03/12/19 20:00:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37811Welsh Rarebit

"I love sucking out blackheads", mutters a young Skippy.

03/12/19 20:00:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5323Stephen Bean

A Roo with a View

03/12/19 20:00:05

 
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