Skippy was a bush kangaroo but Joey preferred legs.

03/12/19 20:57:56

Gulliver finally found Australia

03/12/19 20:10:36

"Trying to decide what Christmas presents to buy is a nightmare at the best of times. But what do you get when you're best friends with Tom Cruise? I got him a novelty Onesie in the end"

03/12/19 20:46:18

"Sorry mate, it's too hot to wear a jumper."

03/12/19 20:01:10

'If only I was as popular with the Sheilas as I am with the Joeys!' thought Dave.

03/12/19 20:05:26

'Damn, I should've had that mole removed!'

03/12/19 20:00:10

Here we see the rarely seen Boomerang Rat. Aborigines would use them to throw at unwanted children, as they were softer than the original boomerang, but still had the same habit of coming back.

03/12/19 21:37:29

...I also own a pair of Crocs

03/12/19 21:14:58

"So, I met this Aussie girl in a bar. She seemed nice although she had hairy legs and her voice was a bit rough, think Prisoner Cell Block H. Anyway, I took her outside the bar for a bit of 'how's your father', pulled her knickers down and....bang, out popped this fella. It's amazing what you find down under"

03/12/19 21:04:51

"You're a plucky Joey, aren't you?"
"OW!"

03/12/19 20:40:00

"Bugger off kid, I'm not Ma Supial."

03/12/19 20:26:55

*whisper* "Few predators are quite as endearing as the Vampire Wallaby."

03/12/19 20:25:12

"I told you we shouldn't have invited James Lennox to our Captioneer summer barbeque"

03/12/19 20:19:09

"How ROO doin'?"

03/12/19 20:15:53

Roo Paul

03/12/19 20:00:52

Blood sucking mini roo.

04/12/19 4:23:41

Don't skip 'leg day'.

04/12/19 1:52:42

Joey thought Bruce was suffering from mange.

03/12/19 23:17:07

Are you sure you're over 18?

03/12/19 22:53:54

"I call him Dennis..........Dennis Hopper."

03/12/19 21:33:09

Wallaby a monkey's uncle, a joey trying to feed from a calf.

03/12/19 21:09:34

Skippy suddenly had an attack of the munches after sampling a Billa bong.

03/12/19 20:54:27

Turns out we were related, apparently it was in the jeans.

03/12/19 20:52:53

The socks were coffee, the (b)roo was half calf.

03/12/19 20:34:06

"...anyway, as it turned out, he made a lovely sock. I just need to find his sister now"

03/12/19 20:26:23

Roo love

03/12/19 20:22:26

Naaah. You definitely ain't Ant or Dec

03/12/19 20:21:47

Kangaroo caught

03/12/19 20:21:22

For Sale. Pet Pigeon that enjoys fancy dress parties. (No Returns)

03/12/19 20:20:40

Joey was a bit of a pouch potato.

03/12/19 20:11:51

The little bug*er obviously sussed I've been getting my leg over Home and Away.

03/12/19 20:08:43

"Where'd you get that shrinking ray from?"

03/12/19 20:03:20

Being a new foster parent, Paul was in for a roo'd awakening.

03/12/19 20:01:40

Ambush kangaroo

03/12/19 20:01:25

Joey Calzaghe aged 1 month

03/12/19 20:00:18

Wayne Roo-knee

03/12/19 20:00:11

"I love sucking out blackheads", mutters a young Skippy.

03/12/19 20:00:07

A Roo with a View

03/12/19 20:00:05