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Toiletalitarian

01/05/22 12:50:48

clever

Heads roll with every revolution.

01/05/22 13:41:39

🎵 Putin on the shitz

01/05/22 12:26:16

Putin provides evidence he is a victim of a smear campaign.

01/05/22 12:00:18

Faeces of evil

01/05/22 14:18:40

lol

Ringleader

01/05/22 14:07:21

Plopaganda

01/05/22 12:43:51

He'll bring about the Turd Reich

01/05/22 12:02:11

At the start of the invasion, Putin thought he was on a roll. Well, he is now.

01/05/22 14:56:58

More disturbing evidence appears of what Conservatives MPs wank over in the House of Parliament Toilets.

01/05/22 17:02:47

The face that launched a thousand shits.

01/05/22 16:27:19

Arsewipe.

01/05/22 12:00:19

As Putin's popularity plummeted, he began to get sh*t faced.

01/05/22 12:00:10

It's very appropriate, because he's got a face like a slapped arse.

01/05/22 13:02:59

Vladismear Putin

01/05/22 12:11:00

Sorry, but am not wiping my arsehole with another arsehole, it's not natural.

01/05/22 12:06:57

Biden needs this because he’s just flushing another 33 billion dollars down the pan.

01/05/22 16:53:05

I Moscow to the loo

01/05/22 15:23:03

Fascits

01/05/22 13:11:07

*Polite request*

Please do not flush this type of toilet paper. Workers at sewage plants are finding it too disgusting having to look at his face.

Instead, after carefully covering eyes, nose and mouth, bury used paper where no-one is likely to see it.

01/05/22 12:41:24

Appropriate, as I like to hum the Tetris theme during my bowel movements.

01/05/22 12:03:16

From Red Square to brown circle

01/05/22 12:00:23

Please do not flush, use the Poo Tin.

01/05/22 12:00:09

For 'einous acts

01/05/22 12:00:08

"Putin? He can now see the cracks".

01/05/22 15:21:13

"Putin? He's right up my alley".

01/05/22 15:20:06

Three sheets to the wind.

01/05/22 14:15:18

Bogshevik

01/05/22 12:57:25

"What have I said about following orders properly!? I said Anthrax, not Andrex!"

01/05/22 12:06:19

Despotty mouth.

01/05/22 12:02:06

Due to a typo Ukraine unfortunately missed out on a donation of weapons for mass destruction.

01/05/22 12:01:33