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Michael Winner Vote score: 21872Michael Winner

"As you ordered, madam- the head of Boris Johnson."

06/05/19 12:08:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6714Mr Dome

Ahh. Delicious. My favourite Italian combination - spaghetti and gravy.

06/05/19 14:47:40

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29421Tony Edwards

Tangleiatelle

06/05/19 12:03:43

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8305Vanessa the Guesser

Marina seemed uncharacteristically cheerful seeing as she was on the ragu.

06/05/19 12:38:43

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Dinner is served, miss money penne.

06/05/19 12:02:17

 
larry G. Vote score: 1259larry G.

"The kitchen staff scraped this off the floor just for you!"

06/05/19 15:30:08

 
Mark England Vote score: 14918Mark England

"It's a bowl of hay madam, your husband said that you eat like a horse"

06/05/19 12:27:40

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5569Greg Curtis

"As Fred aged, all he could produce was wet noodles."

06/05/19 12:43:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3083Stephen Bean

It's sad to think these old actors have pasta way.

06/05/19 12:22:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29421Tony Edwards

Eaton mess

06/05/19 12:56:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8305Vanessa the Guesser

The server was down but he still managed to come up with a caption.

06/05/19 12:02:44

 
Joe Vote score: 1579Joe

Oh well, she thought, at least Bernard was trying - and pesto and Bisto did sound very alike

07/05/19 6:52:27

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 819Scrappy Doo

UKC: We do chicken wrong.

07/05/19 2:07:24

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 200Charles Gilbert

The management would like me to inform you that our all-you-can-eat pasta special does not include the stuffing of shoulder pads and this will be the last course madame...

06/05/19 19:27:47

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20682Ian Skelding

"Your game M'Lady."
"Your fat M'Lord."
"Your sweet M'Lady."
"Your nuts M'Lord."
"Your crackers M'Lord."

06/05/19 19:11:33

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19047John Glover

"The compliments of Mr Stringfellow."

06/05/19 13:48:49

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

The Hay diet was boring but Judith tried her best to look enthusiastic.

06/05/19 12:30:15

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Spycenwolf  Vote score: 869Spycenwolf

"Here you go, Miss Smith. Tumbleweed to go with the uncomfortable silence when you invariably make an awkward joke."

06/05/19 12:17:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4320Dave Bryan

Penne pal

06/05/19 12:13:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3083Stephen Bean

"They look delicious Jeeves.
Frying my tapeworms was simply a wonderful idea."

06/05/19 12:03:17

 
Gary Stuckey Gary Stuckey

"Thanks Charles, but why did you get all dressed up to bring me my ramen noodles?"

15/05/19 8:27:35

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 819Scrappy Doo

Come for the carbs.
Stay for the brick wall.

07/05/19 0:27:17

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 901Karen Oakenfull

Betty wished her billionaire demented husband would just hurry up and die. She feigns delight at the unraveled ball of string he’s prepared for his dinner.

07/05/19 0:05:39

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20682Ian Skelding

"Here's your choux laces Madam."

06/05/19 17:04:41

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 70Madeline Charlton

"Oh , absolutely bang on ! Ready for maggot therapy ."

06/05/19 17:04:38

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 64Anthony Smith

One large portion of Spaghettifloss!

06/05/19 16:29:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5762Chris Keegan

"It's a scrambled message from The Queen M'am, apparently it's a boy!"

06/05/19 15:31:33

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 282Gavin Smithers

Roald Dahl and Mrs Twit

06/05/19 13:24:17

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5569Greg Curtis

"They ate well, but not like colored folks.

06/05/19 13:12:49

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2444Trace Sarge

Eat up...It will put some colour in your cheeks

06/05/19 13:07:49

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5762Chris Keegan

"Yes M'am, I find grooming terribly important, in fact I even had a dam go at the old pubic hairs this morning"

06/05/19 13:07:26

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2444Trace Sarge

What the butler slaw

06/05/19 12:59:55

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 901Karen Oakenfull

“Ohh how wonderful Mr Pemberton. Shredded letters.”

06/05/19 12:56:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29421Tony Edwards

Dog's Dinner Date

06/05/19 12:35:45

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5762Chris Keegan

There we are Madame, one birds nest soup.

06/05/19 12:09:22

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12550Dan Nicholls

His butler's left hand was bitten off by a lion when he stuck it in the enclosure visiting the zoo. Serves him right...

06/05/19 12:08:43

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35998Welsh Rarebit

"You can't possibly eat all that, now use your noodle!"

06/05/19 12:08:35

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5762Chris Keegan

Unfortunately madame I shall have to take you through our dishes, Manuel shredded the menus.

06/05/19 12:07:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4320Dave Bryan

''Why do you keep trying to talk in Italian, madam, when you know I speak English?''

''Robert De Niro is waiting....on the next table.''

06/05/19 12:05:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35998Welsh Rarebit

Spaghetti Westerner

06/05/19 12:00:19

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10883 Smuldo

"This is how you serve pasta, fusilli bitch..."

06/05/19 12:00:11

 
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