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"I warned you not to go on the sunbed for too long Zippy."
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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22407Troompa Loompa

"I warned you not to go on the sunbed for too long Zippy."

22/05/22 20:10:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 14040Mr Dome

This episode of Sesame Street has been brought to you by the letters S & M and the number 69

22/05/22 20:08:57

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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22407Troompa Loompa

"Okay, now I'm ready. Just make sure your hand is warm before you stick it up."

22/05/22 20:07:40

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22407Troompa Loompa

Not many folk know that Harvey Weinstein had a hand in the casting for Sesame Street.

22/05/22 20:15:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23891Stephen Bean

Nookie Monster

22/05/22 20:00:27

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17900Vanessa the Guesser

"Would you like me to Open Sesame?"

22/05/22 20:13:20

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5332Scrijjy Doo

Fuck Me Elmo

22/05/22 20:12:30

 
Matthew Carr Vote score: 43Matthew Carr

I told the escort agency not to send me a big bird but this isn’t what I had in mind…

22/05/22 20:36:05

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 12055Chris Keegan

I'm sorry Colin, I just find your approach to us conceiving a child is not totally appropriate.

22/05/22 20:27:33

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9839Glyn Evans

No strings attached

22/05/22 20:06:44

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11531James Lennox

"Hi Elmo. Burt will join us soon, he's just combing his eyebrow."

22/05/22 20:53:19

 
Tony S Vote score: 5114Tony S

"The sex was great but please tell me you are Tina from Doncaster and not Dave."

22/05/22 20:24:07

 
Tony S Vote score: 5114Tony S

"We are going to have trouble filming these nude scenes if you keep blushing so much."

22/05/22 20:19:22

 
Craig Eddsenior Vote score: 1057Craig Eddsenior

Photographed just hours before he kermitted suicide in his hotel room.

22/05/22 20:04:45

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6143Crunchy Chords

"Tickle me?"
Hell no.

22/05/22 20:00:15

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7825Greg Curtis

Sesame Streetwalker

23/05/22 19:04:15

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1392Charles Gilbert

Tickle-me in my naughty place Elmo.

22/05/22 23:12:22

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4658Mark Wilson

"Sex with the lights off all the time, I'll show her thought Dave as he put on his night vision goggles"

22/05/22 22:04:15

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17349Dan Nicholls

All right love, there are more subtle ways to tell me your period has started.

22/05/22 20:48:19

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17349Dan Nicholls

Good GOD THAT'S DISGUSTING! Where on earth did you buy that revolting bedspread?

22/05/22 20:47:22

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6143Crunchy Chords

Rishi Sunak's £500,000 expenditure of taxpayer money to repair his image was largely unsuccessful.

22/05/22 20:20:11

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5332Scrijjy Doo

The carpet DOES match the drapes!

22/05/22 20:16:31

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5332Scrijjy Doo

Muppets Canceled after Shocking Truth of Jim Henson Revealed

22/05/22 20:15:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 14040Mr Dome

She was definitely a fur coat and no knickers kinda gal

22/05/22 20:12:48

 
Craig Eddsenior Vote score: 1057Craig Eddsenior

More bedtime shit from Amber Heard.

22/05/22 20:02:28

 
Craig Eddsenior Vote score: 1057Craig Eddsenior

With a high voice, people often wondered if Elmo was male or female?
Well, I used to pack them at the factory and gave them each two test tickles before I put them in the box.

22/05/22 20:01:39

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1867alexandra ball

Jeff, this muppet fetish is far too much!!

22/05/22 20:01:25

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12568Al Overy

After finding his wife dressed like this, Bob decided to have her kermitted.

22/05/22 20:00:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23891Stephen Bean

Sesame seedy

22/05/22 20:00:07

 
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