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"I warned you not to go on the sunbed for too long Zippy."
22/05/22 20:10:33
This episode of Sesame Street has been brought to you by the letters S & M and the number 69
22/05/22 20:08:57
"Okay, now I'm ready. Just make sure your hand is warm before you stick it up."
22/05/22 20:07:40
Not many folk know that Harvey Weinstein had a hand in the casting for Sesame Street.
22/05/22 20:15:11
Nookie Monster
22/05/22 20:00:27
"Would you like me to Open Sesame?"
22/05/22 20:13:20
Fuck Me Elmo
22/05/22 20:12:30
I told the escort agency not to send me a big bird but this isn’t what I had in mind…
22/05/22 20:36:05
I'm sorry Colin, I just find your approach to us conceiving a child is not totally appropriate.
22/05/22 20:27:33
No strings attached
22/05/22 20:06:44
"Hi Elmo. Burt will join us soon, he's just combing his eyebrow."
22/05/22 20:53:19
"The sex was great but please tell me you are Tina from Doncaster and not Dave."
22/05/22 20:24:07
"We are going to have trouble filming these nude scenes if you keep blushing so much."
22/05/22 20:19:22
Photographed just hours before he kermitted suicide in his hotel room.
22/05/22 20:04:45
"Tickle me?" Hell no.
22/05/22 20:00:15
Sesame Streetwalker
23/05/22 19:04:15
Tickle-me in my naughty place Elmo.
22/05/22 23:12:22
"Sex with the lights off all the time, I'll show her thought Dave as he put on his night vision goggles"
22/05/22 22:04:15
All right love, there are more subtle ways to tell me your period has started.
22/05/22 20:48:19
Good GOD THAT'S DISGUSTING! Where on earth did you buy that revolting bedspread?
22/05/22 20:47:22
Rishi Sunak's £500,000 expenditure of taxpayer money to repair his image was largely unsuccessful.
22/05/22 20:20:11
The carpet DOES match the drapes!
22/05/22 20:16:31
Muppets Canceled after Shocking Truth of Jim Henson Revealed
22/05/22 20:15:25
She was definitely a fur coat and no knickers kinda gal
22/05/22 20:12:48
More bedtime shit from Amber Heard.
22/05/22 20:02:28
With a high voice, people often wondered if Elmo was male or female?Well, I used to pack them at the factory and gave them each two test tickles before I put them in the box.
22/05/22 20:01:39
Jeff, this muppet fetish is far too much!!
22/05/22 20:01:25
After finding his wife dressed like this, Bob decided to have her kermitted.
22/05/22 20:00:11
Sesame seedy
22/05/22 20:00:07
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