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	Gulliver finally found Australia 03/12/19 20:10:36	9

	Kelly Osborne's looking far happier these days 28/11/19 12:16:47	9

	Please be seathead 20/07/19 8:58:38	9

	Popeye and a bloke with big arms 21/06/19 20:23:19	9

	Warwick you should really audition for another part 23/03/19 8:04:51	9

	On one hand it looks like it's a male, but on the other hand it could be female 19/02/19 8:49:51	9

	Sole food 10/08/18 20:57:43	9

	Dave searched high and low to find this but he still couldn't find her clematis 24/07/18 20:22:06	9

	Next 06/06/18 20:42:54	9

	lol What a weird looking cock! And what's in the jar? 06/05/18 8:18:47	9

	clever Learning to cross the road safely by a Belushi Beacon 01/05/18 20:30:04	9

	Dave felt really hot in his costume - he loved his yellow dress 09/04/18 9:09:35	1 9
Nice misdirection. --Greg Curtis
	Shittles - taste the rainbow of fruit flavours 02/04/18 8:02:33	9

	Blazing Saddos 29/03/18 6:52:29	9

	I said I wanted you to paint my porch pink!! 25/01/18 20:05:24	9

	Sofa king lazy 23/01/18 20:17:11	9

	Hairy Krishna 16/01/18 12:01:21	9

	Being of a certain age, Mavis was embarrassed by her flushes 05/01/18 8:08:14	9

	I find all this a little bazaar 22/11/17 9:33:16	9

	Balan Singh 18/11/17 8:24:08	9

	Following the robbery, the police are looking for a male, mid-20s, average build, with mousey hair 28/07/17 8:47:07	2 9

	Old-age Mutant Human Turtles 14/02/17 9:30:49	9

	On Wednesdays anyone can roll up 07/12/16 20:55:26	1 9

	creative x2 BEEEEEEP 'WOULD THOSE SWIMMERS WEARING BLUE BANDS YOUR TIME IS UP! THAT'S BLUE BANDS PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY OUT OF THE POOL' 04/12/16 12:32:54	9

	Big Dave never knew if he was coming or going 09/11/16 13:35:26	1 9

	creative 'And coming up next on Blue Peter, we'll show you how you can turn your old footwear into a scary Jason mask for Halloween' 03/08/16 12:04:21	9

	Nigel decided the dancefloor is where he'd make his next move 13/07/16 2:48:31	2 9
Finally a good caption for this pic lol --Ross Davidson
	''Hello darling. Yes the bastard traffic police have impounded my wheelchair again' 13/08/15 1:56:48	9

	creative All the others kept running intensely but over time Bruce Waned 03/05/24 12:03:46	2 8

	Dave. I think you need to see a doc about your peanut allergy 18/03/24 12:16:32	8

	This is sole destroying 15/01/24 8:13:25	8

	I went to see several Indian doctors (Apache, Blackfoot, Arapaho etc) who said I would probably live but they all had their reservations 09/01/24 12:21:39	8

	How the other half live 07/01/24 12:01:41, edited: 07/01/24 12:02:09	8

	I'll give you a knight you'll never forget 22/12/23 20:06:55	8

	No heavy petting 15/12/23 9:09:52	8

	The roads were chocka 18/08/23 8:10:36	8

	Support for the Pride movement has recently mushroomed 19/07/23 12:14:07	8

	World record number of people in a bath at the same time held by 1 Dave and 3869 Bills 15/07/23 9:47:11	8

	Withnail and Eye 06/06/23 20:06:17	8

	Not what I had planned when I googled 'hot brunette in a teddy' 13/02/23 8:13:46	8

	These two are so bad but the store behind them is grocer 09/02/23 12:20:09	8

	It was either this road or take the spaghetti junction 04/01/23 20:33:39	8

	You want a chaser? 09/12/22 8:17:15	8

	lol They are PEARS! PEARS for god's sake!!! 03/12/22 19:41:11	8

	clever Unfortunately the living room curtains were not that big 03/11/22 21:06:09	8

	Don't ask for the number 2 best seller 24/10/22 22:35:32	8

	Unfortunately for her she would later find out he fired blanks 01/10/22 22:11:44	8

	To be fair it's the only way they'll get their leg over tonight 28/09/22 21:17:57	8

	lol Dave looked shocked as we shouted 'CHEESE! WATCH OUT FOR THE GIANT CHEESE!!' 28/08/22 20:11:04	8

	He was about to capture the most notorious gang in the world to free the planet from all crime until somebody shouted 'SIT' 29/05/22 8:35:08	8

	lol Ringleader 01/05/22 14:07:21	8

	Click and collect 24/02/22 20:02:17	8

	lol Ok. First person to get Hans up wins 28/01/22 9:00:32	1 8
I reckon that's the first time a caption has made me smile all the way through shoving the vac around. Got to be worth a Super Vote :) --Vivvy En
	lol Mum told me dad had exploded on re-entry 06/01/22 8:12:15	8

	clever You mean old, red, and nobody believes in him any more? 30/12/21 20:05:44	8

	He's a very kneady child 25/11/21 23:14:37	8

	Bernard can you get my strap on? I'm not doing that on the beach Mary! 25/11/21 12:05:45	1 8
Go on, let everyone see you display your affection for one another. It's a sure way to make out that you're together. --Glyn Evans
	Oh no. Nana's dead 08/11/21 10:08:01	8

	Wendy loved Dave's chiseled features 27/10/21 8:09:28	8

	He must have been named after his gran 18/10/21 8:43:05	8

	Road (unde)rage 15/10/21 8:40:18	8

	What you look like when your 5 year old dresses you 09/10/21 12:23:16	8

	clever The neighbours were happy now that the letter box flasher had literally been caught 10/08/21 12:06:22	8

	Mastadors 13/05/21 21:26:08	8

	The Prodigy 13/04/21 8:08:57	8

	Unfortunately they don't prevent the protrusion of unfeasibly large labia 07/04/21 14:16:30	1 8
Well, unfeasibly large labia should hang out with pride --Glyn Evans
	...8, 9, 10 coming ready or not 19/03/21 8:10:47	1 8

	🎵 Bob the Builder Can we fix it? Bob the Builder No we can't 09/01/21 23:58:16	8

	Uncle Ben doing his stock take 07/01/21 8:37:16	8

	He suffered a nazi fall 10/09/20 20:06:18	8

	Dave just managed push the photobomber out of the way in time. Bald twat 17/08/20 12:36:18	8

	Next on Britain's Got Talent 2020 it's Spread Eagle, two gender fluid performance artists who combine dance with falconry 27/07/20 21:21:03	8

	The Thin Flu Line 06/07/20 9:25:39	1 8
They opened the door and in flew Enza. --Willie Johnson
	Who could have foreseen that he'd be killed by a crystal ball? 08/06/20 12:53:22	8

	lol Cex addict 13/05/20 12:55:58	8

	After 60 years together they still have a stable relationship 10/05/20 9:05:19	8

	In bred 13/04/20 20:11:52	8

	It's difficult what with working from home, self isolation, home schooling and looking after the toddlers. I'm juggling everything at the moment 06/04/20 12:24:34	8

	Kate's mum passed away a few years ago and she only lives with her dad now 13/03/20 8:09:29	8

	The bottom fell out of the antiques market so Lovejoy had to make ends meet somehow 11/03/20 8:40:57	8

	He lives at number two 09/03/20 8:23:37	8

	Look at the size of his winkle!! 27/02/20 8:20:36	8

	Chris Bleach 22/02/20 12:05:10	8

	Oh FFS Attenborough - can I not just have a shit in peace?? 17/02/20 14:54:28	8

	Tom Cruise was the perfect height for Nicole 22/01/20 8:53:57	8

	Brown, weather-beaten and leathery? That's middle-aged football managers for you 05/01/20 12:38:03	8

	This is a steak out 04/12/19 8:42:55	1 8

	He left the White House with a bad impression of the president 30/11/19 8:41:23	8

	Heavenly body 13/10/19 8:11:11	8

	Privates on parade 26/08/19 12:13:21	1 8

	You will cross to the dark side 10/08/19 20:03:55	8

	lol He's the new Minister of Defence 12/07/19 16:19:50	1 8
Probably deserves more votes but unfortunately late captions usually struggle. --Troompa Loompa
	Nice tsetses 14/06/19 10:39:21	1 8

	I love a moan in uniform 12/06/19 12:04:17	8

	How many squares do you see? 4,328,383 likes 3,424,244 comments 23/05/19 22:09:16	8

	lol 'parp' 10/04/19 8:08:10	1 8
More of a 'chuckle' than an 'lol', but it made me laugh :) --ant knee
	lol The trailer has just dropped for the new Netflix series 'Battlestar galactHuckleberry Finn Star Trek wars' 05/04/19 21:04:27	8

	clever Dave entered a cock fighting contest but only reached the semis 08/03/19 12:35:39	8

	clever Going for a slash 05/03/19 12:14:59	8

	lol - Oh wise owl I have come for to asketh you a puzzling question that befuddleth us lower species. Can you, oh wise one, enlighten us in our quest for such higher knowledge and how you seemingly meditate and cometh to be perched so high, pondering life's complexities and all that surrounds us? - piss off I'm having a shit 28/02/19 22:24:04	8

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Especially for the Em'Balm'ing Tank.

[anon]

14/04/24
1:11am

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Must have shelled out a lot for this funeral [Mr Dome]

One of the rare occasions when the use of that word is really appropriate.

Molly R

22/04/24
6:22am

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- What does that writing say? - Fuck nose [Mr Dome]

Hi Molly. I thought the exact same thing. It had to be the full word or it wouldn't work so well

(caption author)

22/04/24
7:18am

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- What does that writing say? - Fuck nose [Mr Dome]

“I didn’t even know she was famous!”

James F

01/05/24
12:27pm

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Darling I think Lexi is on heat [Mr Dome]

If you voted for 12:16:11 (my caption) please also vote for this caption which was first with the wane - Wayne pun (just noticed).

[anon]

05/05/24
5:31pm

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All the others kept running intensely but over time Bruce Waned [Mr Dome]

He's actually trans. I heard he's changed his name to Jenny.

Karyn Harrison

05/05/24
10:50pm

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Turns out Eeyore is gay too [Mr Dome]

Eeyore she?

James Lennox

06/05/24
3:41am

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Turns out Eeyore is gay too [Mr Dome]

Hahaha. I would have to say 'she', lest I be arrested for misgendering a fictional donkey.

Karyn Harrison

06/05/24
3:04pm

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Turns out Eeyore is gay too [Mr Dome]

I'm still waiting for the remake of Pinocchio:

"I want to be a real boy! Wait a minute ... I'll just say I AM a real boy and anybody who disagrees will get cancelled!"

THE END

James Lennox

06/05/24
8:44pm

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Turns out Eeyore is gay too [Mr Dome]

Have only just seen this. Thanks Stephen, it was very courteous of you

(caption author)

07/05/24
1:06pm

comment on caption:
All the others kept running intensely but over time Bruce Waned [Mr Dome]

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