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mike robb Vote score: 573mike robb

Ami asked me for advice about her sensitive nipples so I told her to try Boots.

28/12/19 22:19:36

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8579Mr Dome

I'm not really a boob man but I could be suede

29/12/19 0:03:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7268Dave Bryan

Breast pumps

28/12/19 20:16:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10308Vanessa the Guesser

Breast foot forward

28/12/19 20:02:18

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8139Chris Keegan

Jill's had a breast reduction, apparently it'll soon heel up.

28/12/19 21:13:47

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1687Scrijjy Doo

If the shoe tits ...

28/12/19 23:33:09

 
mike robb Vote score: 573mike robb

Julie insisted on leaving the tongues in.

28/12/19 22:49:59

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6204Hercules Rockefeller

♪ These boots are made for gawking. ♪

28/12/19 20:11:47

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14051Dan Nicholls

Hi Dragons, I'm here to ask for £50,000 for a 10% stake in my company TitSlippers. It all started with a dream I had one evening after eating some really old cheese...

29/12/19 7:34:30

 
larry G. Vote score: 1422larry G.

Pointer sisters.

28/12/19 23:20:03

 
mike robb Vote score: 573mike robb

Last year Gemma had clogged nipples.

28/12/19 22:59:10

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 333Gavin Smithers

M and S may be relying too heavily on its new range of lederhosen for blind amputees.

28/12/19 20:56:07

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1000Willie Johnson

High heels.

28/12/19 20:35:57

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8139Chris Keegan

I've got to tell you, Bernard Matthews daughter does have a pair of bootiful tits.

28/12/19 20:03:47

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 541Barrie Bullock

If the shoe tits.

29/12/19 13:09:54

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Willie Johnson Vote score: 1000Willie Johnson

It makes it easier to fend off randy guys when you have no arms.

29/12/19 10:12:22

 
stone face Vote score: 6705stone face

Booty pageant

28/12/19 21:56:59

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1000Willie Johnson

"She's probably not Asian. She wouldn't take her shoes off before coming inside."

"Although her husband or boyfriend might take her shoes off before coming inside."

"Is your mind always in the gutter?"

"Has it ever left?"

28/12/19 20:49:34

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1000Willie Johnson

Oh, look what they put around the border - shoe lace.

28/12/19 20:40:47

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1000Willie Johnson

🎵Get your kicks on Route 69...🎵

28/12/19 20:38:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8139Chris Keegan

Bless her, she's always been nipple on her feet.

28/12/19 20:31:46

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1000Willie Johnson

Origin of my shoe fetish.

28/12/19 20:29:49

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5050Vivvy En

Supplied with a good box

28/12/19 20:29:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21303Ian Skelding

"They nip a bit."

28/12/19 20:25:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7268Dave Bryan

''I thought you said I could lick your boobs.''

28/12/19 20:15:42

 
Mark England Vote score: 15820Mark England

Excited ornithologists are left disappointed with the pair of shoe tits spotted in Marks and Spencers window

28/12/19 20:13:27

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3800Karyn Harrison

She's not just my bosom pal, she's my solemate.

28/12/19 20:09:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8139Chris Keegan

I wouldn't mind but as she was half cut I took her keys off her and she gave me a right kicking.

28/12/19 20:07:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30657Tony Edwards

Lush Puppies

28/12/19 20:03:18

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

"Do you need a hand to break them in?"

28/12/19 20:02:02

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2703Crunchy Chords

Bap-dancing shoes

28/12/19 20:00:24

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

"Booty Call"

28/12/19 20:00:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38768Welsh Rarebit

♪ You put your right tit in, your right tit out,
In, out, in, out, you shake tit all about... ♪

28/12/19 20:00:12

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2703Crunchy Chords

"Cor, check out her thrup'ney boots."

28/12/19 20:00:09

 
mike robb Vote score: 573mike robb

Shona tried to hide her lactose problem.

29/12/19 11:37:25

 
Dev B Vote score: 495Dev B

What The Elf!

29/12/19 11:31:29

 
Rachel P Vote score: 609Rachel P

Boot straps

29/12/19 10:05:09

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

God Breast Her Sole !

29/12/19 9:44:18

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 333Gavin Smithers

These shoes? They're low-cut Jean's

28/12/19 23:41:53

 
mike robb Vote score: 573mike robb

After the transplant, Chelsea went from pigeon footed to pigeon chested.

28/12/19 23:08:50

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8579Mr Dome

Winkletitters

28/12/19 22:35:51

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 166Madeline Charlton

Giving him the shoe horn.

28/12/19 21:33:14

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5050Vivvy En

You should see her on a night out - she wears her peep-toes.

28/12/19 21:05:16

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5050Vivvy En

"I won't be recommending that new While-U-Wait Cobbler. He took absolutely AGES..."

28/12/19 21:04:02

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1000Willie Johnson

If I said you had a bootyful body would you hold it against me?

28/12/19 20:41:54

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21303Ian Skelding

"The footwear's a bit small."
"I don't think so."

28/12/19 20:31:18

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

SNUG Boobs

28/12/19 20:29:59

 
Mark England Vote score: 15820Mark England

Bragues

28/12/19 20:27:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7268Dave Bryan

Although slip on boots are very popular, they do have their knockers.

28/12/19 20:18:54

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 428Mark Wilson

The years hadn't been kind to Madonna after she tried on that cone bra outfit from the loft

28/12/19 20:18:35

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7268Dave Bryan

Wardrobe malfunction

28/12/19 20:17:03

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

...Do you need shoe protection?

...Oh I see your husbands a Bouncer

28/12/19 20:14:47

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8139Chris Keegan

Apparently she was hoping to be breast man.

28/12/19 20:12:20

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

...definitely a wide fitting

28/12/19 20:11:44

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10308Vanessa the Guesser

I love a walk down mammary lane.

28/12/19 20:11:05

 
Dot Old Vote score: 812Dot Old

Shoe horny

28/12/19 20:04:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38768Welsh Rarebit

"Leather uppers?"
"No, leather udders."

28/12/19 20:01:19

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10308Vanessa the Guesser

She's getting too big for her boots.

28/12/19 20:00:20

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

♫ Shake your booty, shake your booty ♫

28/12/19 20:00:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6708Stephen Bean

"Do you like my boot job?"

28/12/19 20:00:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38768Welsh Rarebit

Nice booters!

28/12/19 20:00:03

 
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