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Mr Dome  Vote score: 9437Mr Dome

Crimp my ride

28/10/19 8:08:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9339Stephen Bean

The Fast and the Ferrous

28/10/19 8:44:21

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5363James Lennox

If anyone says Decaption.me I'll vomit.

28/10/19 8:00:46

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Sick caption, sis/bro --Mr Dome
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"So, have I passed my driving test?"

28/10/19 8:01:42

 
Mark England Vote score: 16549Mark England

"It was just lying there on the side of the road. I thought, I'm not leaving that, I'll get at least 50 quid for it at the scrap metal yard...and another tenner for the sheet of corrugated iron"

28/10/19 8:06:31

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8483Chris Keegan

"Any problems with the hire car sir?"
- "No, none at all, I've left it in bays 121, 122 and 123"

28/10/19 9:05:08

 
stone face Vote score: 7495stone face

"I told you not to criticize him about his parking."

"And What?"

"Now he's took a fence."

28/10/19 8:11:45

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Nice. --Scrijjy Doo
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9093Dave Bryan

Ten minutes earlier: ''Pull in! There's a loose load on the back of that lorry.''

''Calm down, darling, don't lose your head.''

28/10/19 8:42:32

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5363James Lennox

"You wouldn't believe my luck. I was driving, and I only got a scratch. My wife was in the passenger seat. You wouldn't believe my luck."

28/10/19 8:03:06

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Oh well, sheet happens!

28/10/19 8:00:08

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10566Neil Mackenzie

Normally people slate my driving.

28/10/19 12:12:48

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20363John Glover

That reminds me, our toilet paper is running out.

28/10/19 11:23:57

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5586Paul Reeve

This week on Corrugation Street
With his business in trouble, Steve keeps his promise to keep a roof over his families heads.

28/10/19 10:19:59

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11552Vanessa the Guesser

Caddyshack

28/10/19 8:11:38

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6586Hercules Rockefeller

"Do you think my insurance will cover this?"

28/10/19 8:10:14

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3755Stu Dent

Car for sale comes with removable roof

28/10/19 8:04:17

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14621Dan Nicholls

If you didn't want to go to my Mum's house Dave, you could have just said so.

28/10/19 8:02:37

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1384Willie Johnson

I told him to adjust the rear view mirror. But did he listen?

28/10/19 22:40:39

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

Not the type of support Boris Johnson was hoping to galvanise...

28/10/19 16:19:38

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

They don't call it a spoiler for nothing

28/10/19 15:03:00

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3755Stu Dent

car-rugated iron

28/10/19 8:02:46

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1384Willie Johnson

"See Dave, I told you it wouldn't fit in the back seat."

28/10/19 22:46:42

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

I really don't get these in-car patios.

28/10/19 21:20:54

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4462Lucky Elperro

Yes, I'm a sheet driver.

28/10/19 15:34:18

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4462Lucky Elperro

Eddie the Eagle confirms he is in training for the 2020 Olympic Bobsleigh event.

28/10/19 15:32:47

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Lancer

28/10/19 15:09:48

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2118Scrijjy Doo

Take the on ramp.

28/10/19 14:22:06

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2118Scrijjy Doo

Exceptional leg room!

28/10/19 14:14:33

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11603 Smuldo

Driving Dale.

28/10/19 13:56:59

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20363John Glover

"Sid's a tight bastard, refused to hire a flatbed lorry like any normal person would."

28/10/19 11:22:38

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

"Anyone got the number for Autoglass?"

28/10/19 9:56:52

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20012John Llamas

B & Q shop to car loading service ...... oh did we mention, we also do windscreen fittings

28/10/19 8:06:47

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14621Dan Nicholls

Marvel's Falcon takes a driving lesson.

28/10/19 8:03:30

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14621Dan Nicholls

Auditions for Knight Rider Day 67. Automated cars suck.

28/10/19 8:01:13

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

A bane in the glass

28/10/19 8:00:17

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14621Dan Nicholls

Pivot!

28/10/19 8:00:15

 
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