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Mr Dome  Vote score: 6879Mr Dome

‘Aaahhhh. Bisto!’

28/12/17 8:10:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29623Tony Edwards

"I declare this park open."

28/12/17 8:59:42

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19190John Glover

"Damn, looks like he's going to win, and I had a tenner on the brontosaurus."

28/12/17 13:13:09

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Online shopping isn't working for me. I ordered TREX. How am I going to make pastry with THAT?"

28/12/17 11:46:47

 
ant man Vote score: 1083ant man

...8...9...10! Ready or not, here I come!

28/12/17 14:40:49

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 933Glad You Remember

"He says he won't calm down until we correct it to 'Cretaceous Park'."

28/12/17 12:54:30

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 933Glad You Remember

"It's OK, you can take Imodium off the shopping list."

28/12/17 12:50:33

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

The producers are determined to improve viewing figures for I'm A Celebrity.

28/12/17 11:08:10

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"That reminds me, it was nice to see your mother for Christmas, love, but when is she going home?"

28/12/17 11:01:58

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8679Vanessa the Guesser

Herbie Vore, Jurassic champion limbo dancer

28/12/17 8:17:01

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5623Greg Curtis

"I'm ready for my closeup."

28/12/17 11:42:18

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4277Vivvy En

♪Tra li la la... Children of the Evolution... na na na ♪
Marc loved a good sing-song.

28/12/17 9:23:57

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"You sonofabitch!"
"Wait, how did she know that you slept with Chelsea?"
"The wife, uh, finds a way."

28/12/17 8:34:55

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29623Tony Edwards

Dinosaur throat

28/12/17 8:24:10

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Forest grump.

28/12/17 8:04:35

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"I don't know why I eat parrots, they always repeat on me."

28/12/17 8:03:22

 
ant man Vote score: 1083ant man

What's that smell? It extincts.

28/12/17 8:03:00

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

A Gavisconasaurus.

28/12/17 8:01:16

 
larry G. Vote score: 1300larry G.

Needs a dental checkup - major decaying.

28/12/17 17:05:32

 
larry G. Vote score: 1300larry G.

"I could use a Tic Tac."

28/12/17 17:02:29

 
ant man Vote score: 1083ant man

He just stepped on a cornflake. He's now officially a cereal killer.

28/12/17 14:42:07

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"OK, I admit it, when you split up I did think you were exaggerating about your rex's behaviour."

28/12/17 11:14:28

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"No, he's not happy, but we can't find a dentist to fix his toothache."

28/12/17 11:04:56

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6003Chris Keegan

I keep telling him...if he doesn't slow down he's going to plough into a tree

28/12/17 11:03:53

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

Even in fancy dress, Trump can’t hide those little hands.

28/12/17 11:01:02

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22030Michael Winner

"Call this a cordon? Get this crime scene roped off properly with police tape, or you'll feel my wrath!", yelled Inspector LeStrange.

28/12/17 11:00:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6003Chris Keegan

I hadn't realized that I'd put off the gardening for so long

28/12/17 10:20:33

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12692Dan Nicholls

caption.tee

28/12/17 8:54:22

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2693GeeDee

Janet Street Porter goes on Exhibition at the Natural Museum

28/12/17 8:41:13

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

I'd prefer something more secure than Jurassic Park's electric fence.

28/12/17 8:24:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36385Welsh Rarebit

With enflamed tonsils like that, we're going to rename the place 'Jurasick Park'.

28/12/17 8:21:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29623Tony Edwards

Jawrassic Park

28/12/17 8:21:17

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"Do you think he saw that I had a goat stuck between my teeth? Oooh, that's so embarrassing that I just want to lay down and die."

28/12/17 8:20:31

 
ant man Vote score: 1083ant man

Dino is so tall, he sticks out like a saur thumb.

28/12/17 8:03:30

 
ant man Vote score: 1083ant man

An itchy nose can be torture for some.

28/12/17 8:02:04

 
ant man Vote score: 1083ant man

Whaddya mean ANGER MANAGEMENT?

28/12/17 8:01:23

 
ant man Vote score: 1083ant man

WHERE'S MY TEA, REX?

28/12/17 8:00:46

 
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